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06-13-2005, 10:01 PM
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#766
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Yo, fringey!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What vending machine options do you have? We have only stuff like chips/cookies/candy bars (not sandwiches, milk, etc.).
Mmmmm, vending machine tuna salad sandwich with partially obliterated "consume by" date!
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you said you had a firm cafeteria. maybe not well-stocked, but still I can't see how you could complain.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-13-2005, 10:12 PM
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#767
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Yo, fringey!
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you said you had a firm cafeteria. maybe not well-stocked, but still I can't see how you could complain.
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Not for dinner. Breakfast/lunch only.
gwinky, what do you mean by sticky?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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06-13-2005, 10:14 PM
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#768
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Yo, fringey!
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you said you had a firm cafeteria. maybe not well-stocked, but still I can't see how you could complain.
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Oh believe me, it's firm, and very well stocked. Raar.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-13-2005, 10:21 PM
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#769
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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I Weep
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I probably would be, had I seen any man wearing one without looking like a doofus at any point during the last 20 years.
But I am fond of the cravat:
BR(no one wears morning dress anymore)C
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Not true. Thomas Mahon is in the process of making one, at least one person is wearing it.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
Last edited by Anne Elk; 06-13-2005 at 10:28 PM..
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06-13-2005, 11:01 PM
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#770
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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I Weep
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have a pile of Hermes and Ferragamo ties collecting dust in my closet. Years ago, it was "cool" to wear the fine thin Italian silk jobs. And it still is. If you're 55, or live in a time warp where Don Johnson is still the most sought after actor alive.
A good tie should have some weight to it. The Ferragamos and Hermes things are nice quality fabric, but utterly useless unless you're 5'5. For a person of my height, who wears a tie just past his belt line (if you wear it above, you look like a jackass), those ties simply aren't long enough. The Italians and French, they are short. Tyrwhitt are fine ties. Burberry are good. Zegna, Polo Purple label, Canali are also nice. I don't buy ties by braand. in usually just pick one up, and it it feels like it'll hold aa nice knot on a spread collar and I like the pattern, I buy it. I genrally favor stripes aand polka dots, but my wife got my into thosenew multicolor Etro types jobs, which are relly nice.
Fuck stupid little Ferragamo prints. Utterly uncreative shiite for people wanting to look like they have some blue blood sophistication.
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Dude! You are SO RIGHT. Those fucker motherfucking cunt juice sucking Ferragamo fuckers. I just looked up their web site and PUNCHED THE MOTHERFUCKING SCREEN! I broke a few knuckles, but it felt good anyway, and it turns out I can type pretty good with my left hand only.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-13-2005, 11:39 PM
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#771
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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I Weep
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dude! You are SO RIGHT. Those fucker motherfucking cunt juice sucking Ferragamo fuckers. I just looked up their web site and PUNCHED THE MOTHERFUCKING SCREEN! I broke a few knuckles, but it felt good anyway, and it turns out I can type pretty good with my left hand only.
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Typing is easy. Will you be able to crank down the tension control while holding onto the handle bar when the instructor says its time for another steep uphill?
And what if the guy next bike over wants to hold hands during cool-down?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 06-13-2005 at 11:41 PM..
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06-13-2005, 11:50 PM
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#772
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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I Weep
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Typing is easy. Will you be able to crank down the tension control while holding onto the handle bar when the instructor says its time for another steep uphill?
And what if the guy next bike over wants to hold hands during cool-down?
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ha ha
MR licks his wife's sphincter.
ha ha ha
Slave put his penis in Paigow's vagina.
ha ha
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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06-13-2005, 11:59 PM
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#773
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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I Weep
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
ha ha
MR licks his wife's sphincter.
ha ha ha
Slave put his penis in Paigow's vagina.
ha ha
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when one of you top posters make lists of posters and don't include a "fringey is a fatty reference," I know she feels left out, like she's not on your in-crowd radar screen.
You might want to remember that. Being thoughtful is only slightly more work than being thoughtless and rude.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-14-2005, 03:00 AM
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#774
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berry berry good!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: another cyberspace
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I Weep
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
ha ha
MR licks his wife's sphincter.
ha ha ha
Slave put his penis in Paigow's vagina.
ha ha
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While my official entree to this board was preceded by my reading of the preceeding 118,000 plus posts, I am confused as to the length and breadth of the Slave-Paigow love-fest and what caused things to fall apart.
Could someone help a wannabe-more-than-a-newbie with the 4-1-1?!??!
eta: lol
Last edited by lo-berry; 06-14-2005 at 03:03 AM..
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06-14-2005, 07:54 AM
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#775
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Yo, fringey!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Not for dinner. Breakfast/lunch only.
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Do they have a refrigerator you can raid? That would be excellent.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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06-14-2005, 09:34 AM
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#776
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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for the ladies
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-14-2005, 09:58 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Do not download any of "Team America." The "Everybody Has AIDS" tune making fun of Rent will cause you to almost piss yourself and fall off the treadmill.
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I certainly hope you're talking about legal downloading. Because everytime someone illegally downloads a movie, God sends his pit bulls to kill the children. |
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06-14-2005, 11:06 AM
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#778
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't think so. It's possible that he was trying to shock me by talking about anal sex, but he knows me well enough to know that I'm not going to get the vapors when he talks about ass play.
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Confidential to RT.
Vapors and ass play are two concepts I'd rather not see in the same sentence.
Thank you.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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06-14-2005, 11:07 AM
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#779
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Yo, fringey!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Not for dinner. Breakfast/lunch only.
gwinky, what do you mean by sticky?
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it's kind of thick and feels a little sticky on your skin - doesn't absorb into the skin totally. No big deal, but just something to be aware of. |
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06-14-2005, 11:24 AM
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#780
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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It sounds like my secretary is moonlighting
From overheard at the office (I know, but this one made me laugh a lot)
June 13, 2005
A Sharpie for the None Too Sharp
Suit: Do you have what I call a "sharpie"?
Secretary: ...what you call a sharpie?
Suit: Yes.
Secretary: ...you and no one else?
Suit: It's like a, a felt-tipped pen.
Secretary: Oh, I know what it is.
Suit: Well, most people don't know what it's called.
Secretary: You're kidding, right? It says it right on the pen.
Suit: Well, do you have one?
Secretary: Yes. Yes, I do. I keep it here in what I call my "drawer".
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