The Spanky Show

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Gattigap
No.

I used to, but the Flinty Episode ended with a fecal-streaked Encino apartment, rounds of tetanus shots for everyone involved, and a call from Phil over in Production asking me not to call him anymore.

I thought we agreed to keep that little chesnut to ourselves until the True Hollywood Story people came by to talk. Don't go all str8 on me here, you can't pull it off. sts.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I can't bring myself to say what I'm thinking about my own personal rare roast beef.

Zagat's gave it a very favorable review, if you must know. I tried it once, it was pretty good, but the service was terrible. Could have been an off night.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What condiment goes best with rare roast beef?

Horseradish, but I don't know if Horses will actually eat Radishes.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Horseradish, but I don't know if Horses will actually eat Radishes.

Oh, very nice try. But it still seems forced. Either drink more or hit your head on something and try again.

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Zagat's gave it a very favorable review, if you must know. I tried it once, it was pretty good, but the service was terrible. Could have been an off night.

You know SPanky isnt going to get this, dont you? Perhaps someoen could link to the Roast Beef post? Its not nice to exclude the Star from the joke, as gross as it is.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You know SPanky isnt going to get this, dont you? Perhaps someoen could link to the Roast Beef post? Its not nice to exclude the Star from the joke, as gross as it is.

Spanky:

Sometimes when a man likes a woman a whole lot (or is sufficiently drunk or hard up), he will use his tongue on her private parts, which in some instances may look like flower petals, a canoe, or even folds of roast beef. Our friend Sebby, once described his wife's private parts as greasy roast beef, and generally expressed his ambivalence or even dislike of using his tongue on his wife's private parts. Now, when people refer to roast beef, generally, they are talking about a lady's private parts, and tangentally, the use of a man's tongue on those private parts. I would draw you a picture, but someone else does a much better job than I.

Next week I will explain the meaning of fun bags to you.

[Miss Crabtree]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Spanky:

Sometimes when a man likes a woman a whole lot (or is sufficiently drunk or hard up), he will use his tongue on her private parts, which in some instances may look like flower petals, a canoe, or even folds of roast beef. Our friend Sebby, once described his wife's private parts as greasy roast beef, and generally expressed his ambivalence or even dislike of using his tongue on his wife's private parts. Now, when people refer to roast beef, generally, they are talking about a lady's private parts, and tangentally, the use of a man's tongue on those private parts. I would draw you a picture, but someone else does a much better job than I.

Next week I will explain the meaning of fun bags to you.

FLINTY!

You little monkey.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Miss Crabtree
FLINTY!

You little monkey.

I think Roast Beef discussion should be banned from Spankyland.

(note the Re: line. How ironic)

Miles of Chocolate Post #4984


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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Unless you people do something about the taste of that clorox you spew from your cocks or stop asking us to kindly swallow it every time, I would trade tongues in a minute.
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Hey, that sweaty salt lick between you legs is no culinary masterpiece. And it ain't much fun loosing feeling in your jaw licking a quivering handful of greased roast beef while your hips are shaking.

Be polite and sit still while a man is eating.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
(note the Re: line. How ironic)

Miles of Chocolate Post #4984


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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Unless you people do something about the taste of that clorox you spew from your cocks or stop asking us to kindly swallow it every time, I would trade tongues in a minute.
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Hey, that sweaty salt lick between you legs is no culinary masterpiece. And it ain't much fun loosing feeling in your jaw licking a quivering handful of greased roast beef while your hips are shaking.

Be polite and sit still while a man is eating.

Sorry, I posted this before I saw your post. Sounds like someone isnt into Roast Beef.

Oh, and how is that Happy Hour coming along?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Spanky
I think Roast Beef discussion should be banned from Spankyland.

I'd tread carefully here Spanky. The wimmins keep a dossier of each poster. I'd hate for you to close so many doors this early on in your tenure.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You know SPanky isnt going to get this, dont you? Perhaps someoen could link to the Roast Beef post? Its not nice to exclude the Star from the joke, as gross as it is.

Star?! Star?!?! What do you know of Stars? I was a Star before Spanky ever even read these boards and I'll still be a Star when the Spanky Show is dead and gone. Oh, you naive little hussy, I pity you and your ridiculous attempts to make this Owen Meanyesque mountain man into a Star. He is but a socially crippled footnote in the career of the One True Star, ncs! This charade of interest in what deers eat and whether raccoons have opposable thumbs cannot eclipse the burst of light that emanates from the core of my rare roast beef! I live Starness with every fiber of my being! He had his Snow White cottage? I am the wicked witch, with my mirror of knowledge and the bitchinest royal townhouse-style apartment ever to grace the City of Angels! He lived in Paris? I prefer the Beacon of Light that is the one true voice and the cradle of freedom known as the U.S. of A.! He quotes The Big Lebowski? I am the female lead in the greatest office parody ever! I did Lumbergh, for baby Jesus's sake!

Spanky the Star. Ha. As if Spanky could star in an infomercial about the boxed set of ncs's greatest (s)hits. Keep dreaming, paigow, that you've made it with anything other than a not-so-witty Grizzly Adams character in a ne'er-to-be-picked-up pilot produced by gattigap for UPN. Oh. The. Humanity.

[Nut Case, Sensitive]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Star?! Star?!?! What do you know of Stars? I was a Star before Spanky ever even read these boards and I'll still be a Star when the Spanky Show is dead and gone. Oh, you naive little hussy, I pity you and your ridiculous attempts to make this Owen Meanyesque mountain man into a Star. He is but a socially crippled footnote in the career of the One True Star, ncs! This charade of interest in what deers eat and whether raccoons have opposable thumbs cannot eclipse the burst of light that emanates from the core of my rare roast beef! I live Starness with every fiber of my being! He had his Snow White cottage? I am the wicked witch, with my mirror of knowledge and the bitchinest royal townhouse-style apartment ever to grace the City of Angels! He lived in Paris? I prefer the Beacon of Light that is the one true voice and the cradle of freedom known as the U.S. of A.! He quotes The Big Lebowski? I am the female lead in the greatest office parody ever! I did Lumbergh, for baby Jesus's sake!

Spanky the Star. Ha. As if Spanky could star in an infomercial about the boxed set of ncs's greatest (s)hits. Keep dreaming, paigow, you've made it with anything other than a not-so-witty Grizzly Adams character in a ne'er-to-be-picked-up pilot produced by gattigap for UPN. Oh. The. Humanity.

NUTS!

[dtb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Its not nice to exclude the Star from the joke, as gross as it is.

Said she who invented the shower-drainage-hair vest.

[Miss Crabtree]

Originally posted by Spanky
I think Roast Beef discussion should be banned from Spankyland.

Spanky, dear, if they'd just make me moderator of this board I'd clean it right up.