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Old 08-15-2005, 11:38 AM   #796
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you NY finance people know all the tax dodges. how many states are you incorporated in?
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Silly girl. The general partner of Not Bob & Associates LLP is incorporated in the Isle of Man, and its shareholder is a Panamanian trust, the bearer certificates of which are lodged in a safe deposit in a bank located in the Marshall Islands, but chartered in Lesotho.

Shit. Since The Man may read this posting pursuant to the USA PATRIOT Act, I've got to restructure. Uh, for legitimate business purposes, of course.
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Old 08-15-2005, 12:48 PM   #798
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Silly girl. The general partner of Not Bob & Associates LLP is incorporated in the Isle of Man, and its shareholder is a Panamanian trust, the bearer certificates of which are lodged in a safe deposit in a bank located in the Marshall Islands, but chartered in Lesotho.

Shit. Since The Man may read this posting pursuant to the USA PATRIOT Act, I've got to restructure. Uh, for legitimate business purposes, of course.
Switch out Lesotho, throw in Liberia, and something or other in the Cook Islands for good measure. and you've got yourself an AML smorgasbord!
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Old 08-15-2005, 01:18 PM   #799
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Since this week has gotten off to "dorkiest start ever" on the FB, did anybody see Franconeur's two outfield assists yesterday (both on Luis Gonzalez)? Unreal. He had to charge hard on a weird angle (both singles were towards the line and pretty slow rolling), and he came up and made absolutely perfect throws -- two of the best throws I've ever seen a RF make, and this from a guy who used to sit behind 3d base at Exhibition Stadium and watch Jesse Barfield gun down 15 guys a year trying to go from 1st-3d on a single. Franconeur has 8 outfield assists in something like 25 games in the majors this year. Move over Vlad.
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Old 08-15-2005, 01:19 PM   #800
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Switch out Lesotho, throw in Liberia, and something or other in the Cook Islands for good measure. and you've got yourself an AML smorgasbord!
Nauru is still my favorite. I believe its nothing more than depleted phosphate fields, a dozen huts and one building containing a massive pile of servers and mail boxes.

How does Israel wind up on the list of money laundering nations? Its been on the list a few times.
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Silly girl. The general partner of Not Bob & Associates LLP is incorporated in the Isle of Man, and its shareholder is a Panamanian trust, the bearer certificates of which are lodged in a safe deposit in a bank located in the Marshall Islands, but chartered in Lesotho.

Shit. Since The Man may read this posting pursuant to the USA PATRIOT Act, I've got to restructure. Uh, for legitimate business purposes, of course.
Has our govt ccracked down on that scam where people were setting up credit cards off shore to hide income?
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Since this week has gotten off to "dorkiest start ever" on the FB, did anybody see Franconeur's two outfield assists yesterday (both on Luis Gonzalez)? Unreal. He had to charge hard on a weird angle (both singles were towards the line and pretty slow rolling), and he came up and made absolutely perfect throws -- two of the best throws I've ever seen a RF make, and this from a guy who used to sit behind 3d base at Exhibition Stadium and watch Jesse Barfield gun down 15 guys a year trying to go from 1st-3d on a single. Franconeur has 8 outfield assists in something like 25 games in the majors this year. Move over Vlad.
Starting a baseball discussion is supposed to improve the flavor of the board? What is wrong with you?
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My hair is really fluffy today.
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Old 08-15-2005, 01:29 PM   #804
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Old 08-15-2005, 01:30 PM   #805
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My hair is really fluffy today.
like this, but blond?


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On your head, yes?
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On your head, yes?
Yes. I almost said, "but not my disco mitt, paigow" but opted not to.

Hank, I am not a blonde.
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do you wear jumpsuits? Does orange favor your complexion?
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No and no.
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Old 08-15-2005, 01:56 PM   #810
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Translation: Me big and strong. Me use heavy 55-lb dumbbells. Me don't drink coffee.
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