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Old 01-12-2004, 09:12 PM   #826
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I'll save you some time, though. Here is the imaginary IM transcript in which you were informed by your friends.

Naught_from_Here: Whassup?
Penis-key_Material: LOL!
Penis-key_Material: YMMV!!
Penis-key_Material: Indeed.
Penis-key_Material: Say, Atticus be talking shit about you on Infirm, like some Ironweed-talking punk.
Penis-key_Material: TUALBIMM!!!!
Naught_from_Here: I'm going to beat his bitch ass down!
Naught_from_Here: Punk mutherfucka!
Penis-key_Material: Indeed.
Purty_Little_Floral: Whassup?
Penis-key_Material: Indeed. LOL!
Purty_Little_Floral: Did Penske tell you about Atticus yet?
Purty_Little_Floral: Mutherfucking bitch-ass bitch!
Penis-key_Material: Wierd that.
[EOM]
I cannot believe you saw and saved that conference transcript. You seemed to have omitted a few indeeds and flowery rants, but other than that, it is complete.
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:14 PM   #827
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I call shenanigans. There is no chance whatsoever that any oldtimer who still haunts the Infirm boards PMed you, a creature that has only existed since March and which has publicly professed to lack PM ability for most of that time, specially to tell you between Friday 7 p.m. PST and Sunday 4:58 p.m. PST that you had been dissed on the Infirm boards.

Shenanigans, I say.

I'll save you some time, though. Here is the imaginary IM transcript in which you were informed by your friends.

Naught_from_Here: Whassup?
Penis-key_Material: LOL!
Penis-key_Material: YMMV!!
Penis-key_Material: Indeed.
Penis-key_Material: Say, Atticus be talking shit about you on Infirm, like some Ironweed-talking punk.
Penis-key_Material: TUALBIMM!!!!
Naught_from_Here: I'm going to beat his bitch ass down!
Naught_from_Here: Punk mutherfucka!
Penis-key_Material: Indeed.
Purty_Little_Floral: Whassup?
Penis-key_Material: Indeed. LOL!
Purty_Little_Floral: Did Penske tell you about Atticus yet?
Purty_Little_Floral: Mutherfucking bitch-ass bitch!
Penis-key_Material: Wierd that.
[EOM]
OMG!! How did you get that? Are you secretly stalking my computer?

And go ahead and call shenanigans, I don't know him.

And for the record, you really need to work on your reading comprehension which has obviously declined in the decades since you took the bar. Nowhere, ever do the initials PM appear in any of the cited posts, as you know, I lack the PM abilities.
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:14 PM   #828
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* And how soon was it til we get TivoHD?
Everything you always wanted to know about the HD Tivo boxes but were afraid to ask.
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:16 PM   #829
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Guilty feelings much?
You know me better than that.
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:18 PM   #830
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JHC man, how many boards do you post on? Feldon.
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:20 PM   #831
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Yes, which is why I have sent many flirtatious PMs to NW Native in the minutes since you first admonished us.

Good job.
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:21 PM   #832
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Stop trying to chase away the newbies.

Ya jerks.
If you love someone new, flame them, and if they love you back they will stick around, smelling like charcoal.
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:21 PM   #833
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You know me better than that.

You didn't really respond guiltily. The others did though.
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:22 PM   #834
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And go ahead and call shenanigans, I don't know him.
No, that's the bar at the strip mall in Petaluma where Atticus likes to "write his briefs."
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:25 PM   #835
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You didn't really respond guiltily. The others did though.
Hey, Leagl. Notice we haven't heard from Hank in 4 hours? He must REALLY like your avatars.

I like them too, but...
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:30 PM   #836
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Hey, Leagl. Notice we haven't heard from Hank in 4 hours? He must REALLY like your avatars.

I like them too, but...
Haven't heard from Sebby either. Maybe there's some sort of contest going on. What's the over/under?
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:39 PM   #837
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Is there any reason whatsoever to purchase the costlier "HDTV built-in" over the "HDTV-ready" television, since to get the HDTV signal you still have to pay the cable company an extra charge, which includes a decoder rental?
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:41 PM   #838
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If you love someone new, flame them, and if they love you back they will stick around, smelling like charcoal.
I believe you were trying to think of the Dead Milkmen song "If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire"

To the tune of "Light My Fire" (at least to begin with):

Know that it would be untrue
Know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
I didn't set your house on fire

But it's just the way I am
Have to take it for a fact
Life can really burn you up
When you're a pyromaniac
So...

If you love somebody
Better set them on fire

I went to your house last night
Dad called me the human torch
Got a little pissed at him
So I burned down your front porch

Now I feel a little better
About throwin' gas on your dad
But you know it's hard to quit
And besides he started it

I just bought a brand new lighter
And I just can't wait to use it
With a can a' kerosene it's lots a' fun
You can't refuse it

Oily rags are special things
You know to me they're diamond rings
Maybe we can have some fun
Maybe we can burn someone
So...

If you love somebody
Better set them on fire

Know that it would be untrue
Know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
I didn't set your dad on fire

If you love somebody
Better set them on fire

If you love somebody
Why not set them on fire?

If you love somebody
Better set them on fire

If you love somebody
Why not set them on fire?
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:43 PM   #839
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Hey, Leagl. Notice we haven't heard from Hank in 4 hours? He must REALLY like your avatars.

I like them too, but...

He's crazy about them. He's given me two of the ones I have used. Searches ebay for them it would seem. I think maybe it is an illness.


Sebbie on the other hand is just crazy.
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Old 01-12-2004, 09:46 PM   #840
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He's crazy about them. He's given me two of the ones I have used. Searches ebay for them it would seem. I think maybe it is an illness.
Sounds like perfectly normal red-blooded American male behavior to me.

Now if the ladies on the covers were, how shall I say, Rosie O'Donnell-esque, then I'd be concerned.
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