Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Wait. You're not ambitious? Nobody here is going to fuck a guy who's not ambitious.

I didn't say I was not ambitious. I'm just not as ambitious as Less. He wants to fuck every woman on the board (if not the planet). I just want to fuck the good ones. Think of me as selective.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Don't answer questions here if you aren't sure of the answer. This is my friendly moderator response to your incorrect posts. Don't force me into my less friendly "fuck off, skank" response.

MR is Rimmer. MR is an admin, not a mod.

conf. to ncs. blow me. I said it was him.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
conf. to ncs. blow me. I said it was him.

pay taxwonk a nickel. MR was your second choice. and you called him a mod.

kisses.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have more insight into his goals and the level of ambition they represent and require than you ever will.

Stick that in your bible and thump it, pal.

Watchtower, I think you've just been told to keep your hands off, Taxwonk is taken.

[Watchtower]

Originally posted by bilmore
Watchtower, I think you've just been told to keep your hands off, Taxwonk is taken.

Alas, this seems to be the case. And I was going to suggest that Taxwonk join my wife and I for a lively weekend in the Catskills.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bilmore
Watchtower, I think you've just been told to keep your hands off, Taxwonk is taken.

Everybody is taken. You're all mine. MINE, I say!!!!

[Watchtower]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Everybody is taken. You're all mine. MINE, I say!!!!

Now THAT I'll put in my bible and THUMP!

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Watchtower
Now THAT I'll put in my bible and THUMP!

On the other hand, maybe Paigs is right.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
On the other hand, maybe Paigs is right.

what did you buy with "your" football winnings?

[mmm3587]

SPOILERS please.

Fuck off, SPOILERS!

Originally posted by str8outavannuys

Apprentice: The single biggest back-stab/sell-up-the-river job in reality tv history, and it went totally uncommented on, and nobody's going to know about it. Jessie, if the bad advice you gave to your "friend" was intentional (and her snarky comment in the boardroom made me think that it was), then you are one totally evil bitch. And everyone's totally oblivious. Spectacular!

I can't stop watching this. I think it's fascinating. When I got home from a near all-nighter at work the other day at 5:00 am and still had to get back to work by 10:00am, I still watched it before I went to bed.

I can't really read Jessie. Her mannerisms and speech (the bird thing in the last episode was classic) make her seem like a stupid bumpkin, and I'm amazed that people like her can be taken seriously in any professional setting.

The advice she gave Kristi could have been right for a different person, but it was terrible for the Donald. I don't know that much about whether or not the guy really does business like this (the popular press suggests that he does, but I'm sure it's exxagerated), but he acts like he likes aggressive, mildly inappropriate people who are going to get peoples' attention and stir people up. He seems like he doesn't like people who don't stand up for themselves. And that's exactly what Jessie told Kristi to do: not stand up for herself. It might be Jessie being slick and playing the game. She hasn't really seemed to make many decisions or provide much insight, she's just skated along and been friends with people. She might have been wise to get rid of Kristi when she could. Omarossa and Heidi are both annoying and will piss people off enough to get themselves fired eventually. Omarossa is so constantly looking for racism ("WHat did you say about black people?") that she will alienate herself from Kwame, even more so when she tries to play the race card with him so that they stick together. Heidi is a time-bomb. I love that her title is "Senior Account Executive." I would love to hear the details of what all these people really do.

Anyway, I'm sure that everyone knew that the Donald would want to vote a woman off to even things out a little bit, and Jessie knew that it wouldn't be her because she was tight with Kristi. By giving her bad advice and talking trash about her, she sealed Kristi's fate, and then it was too late for Kristi to take her to the boardroom, since Jessie said that at the end after all the ripping on others was all done.

Kristi also deserves to get voted off for the people she picked. It's almost like she did it on purpose, trying to get the worst people. And the one possible good pick was Jessie, who backstabbed her. I think Nick is kind of a tool, but he did a great job of picking Amy, Bill and Ereka, and Tammy's at least smart, if a bit of a prima donna. It will be interesting to see which of them gets fired when someone has to be from their team.

I think Tammy's inappropriate comments will probably get her in long run, but she seems smart enough and hot enough to get by like that in the real world, so who knows.

My vote on the "first romance" is Ereka and Bill. Or Amy and Bill. Or both.

Originally posted by mmm3587
SPOILERS please.

Fuck off, SPOILERS!













I can't stop watching this. I think it's fascinating. When I got home from a near all-nighter at work the other day at 5:00 am and still had to get back to work by 10:00am, I still watched it before I went to bed.

I can't really read Jessie. Her mannerisms and speech (the bird thing in the last episode was classic) make her seem like a stupid bumpkin, and I'm amazed that people like her can be taken seriously in any professional setting.

The advice she gave Kristi could have been right for a different person, but it was terrible for the Donald. I don't know that much about whether or not the guy really does business like this (the popular press suggests that he does, but I'm sure it's exxagerated), but he acts like he likes aggressive, mildly inappropriate people who are going to get peoples' attention and stir people up. He seems like he doesn't like people who don't stand up for themselves. And that's exactly what Jessie told Kristi to do: not stand up for herself. It might be Jessie being slick and playing the game. She hasn't really seemed to make many decisions or provide much insight, she's just skated along and been friends with people. She might have been wise to get rid of Kristi when she could. Omarossa and Heidi are both annoying and will piss people off enough to get themselves fired eventually. Omarossa is so constantly looking for racism ("WHat did you say about black people?") that she will alienate herself from Kwame, even more so when she tries to play the race card with him so that they stick together. Heidi is a time-bomb. I love that her title is "Senior Account Executive." I would love to hear the details of what all these people really do.

Anyway, I'm sure that everyone knew that the Donald would want to vote a woman off to even things out a little bit, and Jessie knew that it wouldn't be her because she was tight with Kristi. By giving her bad advice and talking trash about her, she sealed Kristi's fate, and then it was too late for Kristi to take her to the boardroom, since Jessie said that at the end after all the ripping on others was all done.

Kristi also deserves to get voted off for the people she picked. It's almost like she did it on purpose, trying to get the worst people. And the one possible good pick was Jessie, who backstabbed her. I think Nick is kind of a tool, but he did a great job of picking Amy, Bill and Ereka, and Tammy's at least smart, if a bit of a prima donna. It will be interesting to see which of them gets fired when someone has to be from their team.

I think Tammy's inappropriate comments will probably get her in long run, but she seems smart enough and hot enough to get by like that in the real world, so who knows.

My vote on the "first romance" is Ereka and Bill. Or Amy and Bill. Or both.

1) I eagerly anticipate Thurgreed;s response about mentoring.

2) I abhor the spelling of Erica as Ereka. Its like Britney for Brittany. IS she southern? I cant keep[ these chicks straight except for the tori spellingesque heidi who is an embarrassment to yentas everywhere.

3) I abhor the name Tammy. Its the most bimbo name in existence outside of Amber. Why do people on reality tv have such godawful names?

4) see I Like To Watch on salon. the writer met Nick and one of the chicks who she names but who I dont remember. They are probabl the couple.

EDITED for new rule: white people should not ever say "bling". Just no.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Watchtower
Alas, this seems to be the case. And I was going to suggest that Taxwonk join my wife and I for a lively weekend in the Catskills.

I'm not that ambitious. Perhaps Lester?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
EDITED for new rule: white people should not ever say "bling". Just no.

I'll see your "no bling" and raise you a "no ghetto period unless you grew up in one, bitch."

Word dat.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
EDITED for new rule: white people should not ever say "bling". Just no.

I proclaim next week a "Paigow-shall-not-make-any-board-demands Week"

Not that anyone listens to her anyway - but I'm personally getting sick of reading the shit.

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'll see your "no bling" and raise you a "no ghetto period unless you grew up in one, bitch."

Word dat.

Concur but i was afraid Thurgreed would yell at me for saying ghetto or something.