Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dissent (even though I have no idea what it means [PP's post, not "dissent"]).

I think cellulite exists at different ages for different people. I've seen young girls with it, and older women without it. Its all the genes, I've heard.

That is what I said, Doucherfield. Not in the post you reply to but tthe one quoting celluliteexpert. com

[nononono]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
You need to hire a psychologist or at least an amatuer psychologist to interpret this stuff.

Maybe you're right. Sometimes it is nice to second-chair your own life.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I guess the question is, when does it cause the the uneven dimpling? Because I haven't seen this on any skinny post-adolescent woman's ass.

TM

Then you haven't been to enough women's locker rooms. It happens, but usually only on the slender women without the right fitness level. I currently don't have any (Hi Penske!) but if I gain 5-6 lbs, I'll start to see some. For me, anyway, it's about the weight.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I guess the question is, when does it cause the the uneven dimpling? Because I haven't seen this on any skinny post-adolescent woman's ass.

TM

Do you consider Gwyneth Paltrow to be skinny? Because her ass was speckled with cottage cheese in "The Talented Mr. Ripley" (not to mention the fact that her tits look like chicken cutlets, but that's another discussion).

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Thats why I insist my dates submit to cat scans. Its the only way to ensure they aren't secretly fat.

I'm not sure this is the most foolproof methodology. I had a cat scan on my leg not long ago, and I don't think you could discern any cellulite (not because it isn't there -- though if it's of the invisible variety, how would you know!? -- but because you couldn't really see any skin at all; just an outline of my leg and the bones). So, if you've asked only for the film, you may get more than you bargained for. You might want to rent an electron microscope.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Based on this thread, I am a little nervous about attending Sebbypalooza. I may wait for Sluttapalooza on the next eveing.

I don't even look at women anymore; I'm married.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I guess the question is, when does it cause the the uneven dimpling? Because I haven't seen this on any skinny post-adolescent woman's ass.

TM

And I guess the answer, counselor, is "post-adolesence" as my bold face was intended to highlight. When does adolescenec end? Sixteen? Eighteen? not 24.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well, 90% of post-adolescent women are fat, so there's your correlation.

Um, Did You Just Call Me Douchebag, read the entire paragraph. Celluluite aint about fat.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yes. I think that unsolicited love advice is useless. Even solicited love advice is suspect. People are stupid when it comes to matters of the heart, and they rarely take advice from well-meaning friends unless the advice conforms with what they were going to do anyways.

And if it turns disasterous, blame immediately goes on the advice giver.

Yes, I've seen that happen (never take sides if friends are threatening to split, because when they get back together, you're in trouble), but I've never felt that way about it. I'm lucky if I remember who said what, forget giving blame. But good advice seeps in, if not right away.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
counselor

Oh! I get it: you're both lawyers!

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dissent (even though I have no idea what it means [PP's post, not "dissent"]).

Oh, sebby. You have made me so proud. (Sniff.)

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Then you haven't been to enough women's locker rooms.

Truer words were never spoken.

TM

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Then you haven't been to enough women's locker rooms. It happens, but usually only on the slender women without the right fitness level. I currently don't have any (Hi Penske!)

I neither saw nor felt any.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Um, Did You Just Call Me Douchebag, read the entire paragraph. Celluluite aint about fat.

Squats. High reps. Low weights.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Squats. High reps. Low weights.

Lunges too.