Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff] - Page 56

baltassoc · 12-05-2005, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Which one hired your sister?

The funeral home. As you well know, she's not quite what Hooters or The Silver Moon are in the market for, but the funeral home thought they they might try a "Lazarus" service since her face can wake the dead.

BTW, she and your kids miss you.

dtb · 12-05-2005, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
I will be there, but only until the 21st, alas.

Eh - better than nothin'. See you there!

Not Bob · 12-05-2005, 03:09 PM

I would be remiss for not posting my favorite song this year, as I have for the last 73 years. Behind only the Vince Guarldi/Charlie Brown Christmas album, especially "Christmastime is Here."

Less has Shane MacGowan and Kirsty MacColl's "Fairytale of New York" (and a fine Christmas song it is), and I have "The Christians and the Pagans." Enjoy.

Dar Williams: "The Christians and the Pagans"

Amber called her uncle, said "We're up here for the holiday,
Jane and I were having solstice, now we need a place to stay."
And her Christ-loving uncle watched his wife hang Mary on a tree,
He watched his son hang candy canes all made with red dye number three.

He told his niece, "It's Christmas eve, I know our life is not your style,"
She said, "Christmas is like Solstice, and we miss you and it's been awhile,"

So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table,
Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able,
And just before the meal was served, hands were held and prayers were said,
Sending hope for peace on earth to all their gods and goddesses.

The food was great, the tree plugged in, the meal had gone without a hitch,
Till Timmy turned to Amber and said, "Is it true that you're a witch?"
His mom jumped up and said, "The pies are burning," and she hit the kitchen,
And it was Jane who spoke, she said, "It's true, your cousin's not a Christian,"
"But we love trees, we love the snow, the friends we have, the world we share,
And you find magic from your God, and we find magic everywhere."

So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table,
Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able,
And where does magic come from, I think magic's in the learning,
Cause now when Christians sit with Pagans only pumpkin pies are burning.

When Amber tried to do the dishes, her aunt said, "Really, no, don't bother."
Amber's uncle saw how Amber looked like Tim and like her father.
He thought about his brother, how they hadn't spoken in a year,
He thought he'd call him up and say, "It's Christmas and your daughter's here."
He thought of fathers, sons and brothers, saw his own son tug his sleeve, saying,
"Can I be a Pagan?" Dad said, "We'll discuss it when they leave,"

So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table,
Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able,
Lighting trees in darkness, learning new ways from the old, and
Making sense of history and drawing warmth out of the cold.

Replaced_Texan · 12-05-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
I would be remiss for not posting my favorite song this year, as I have for the last 73 years. Behind only the Vince Guarldi/Charlie Brown Christmas album, especially "Christmastime is Here."

Have I bitched about this here?

$24 from Urban Outfitters.

Did they ever actually pay attention to the story? Cuz, damnit, this is not the point. This is as far from the point as you can possibly get!

andViolins · 12-05-2005, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Have I bitched about this here?

$24 from Urban Outfitters.

Did they ever actually pay attention to the story? Cuz, damnit, this is not the point. This is as far from the point as you can possibly get!

Can Balt confirm that you do a mean Linus impression?

aV

Replaced_Texan · 12-05-2005, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by andViolins
Can Balt confirm that you do a mean Linus impression?

aV

No, but you should see my snoopy dance.

greatwhitenorthchick · 12-05-2005, 03:46 PM

Don't see it unless you want to be hit over the head with the "America is bad, bad, bad" message. I am already in the "America is pretty bad" camp and about as far left as one can possibly get without going insane (in my head, if not in my day-to-day life), and I was like, enough with the America is bad message.

This post is more entertainment than politics - that is why I posted it here and not on the PB.

baltassoc · 12-05-2005, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No, but you should see my snoopy dance.

True. At family gatherings we all hold are arms stiffly at our side and bounce around. Then the ReplacedDog goes out and lies on top of his dog house.

spookyfish · 12-05-2005, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Don't see it unless you want to be hit over the head with the "America is bad, bad, bad" message. I am already in the "America is pretty bad" camp and about as far left as one can possibly get without going insane (in my head, if not in my day-to-day life), and I was like, enough with the America is bad message.

This post is more entertainment than politics - that is why I posted it here and not on the PB.

Well that, and Canadians have no place there.

Replaced_Texan · 12-05-2005, 04:48 PM

This probably should go on the food board, but whatever.

What booze do you like best with eggnog? I'm serving some tonight to quench the thirsts of my tree-trimming guest(s), and I've been using vodka in the past (mainly because that's what I've had on hand).

Tonight, I have advance warning and desire for tastier stuff. Any suggestions and/or old family recipies that don't involve making the egg nog from scratch?

Mr. Man · 12-05-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This probably should go on the food board, but whatever.

What booze do you like best with eggnog? I'm serving some tonight to quench the thirsts of my tree-trimming guest(s), and I've been using vodka in the past (mainly because that's what I've had on hand).

Tonight, I have advance warning and desire for tastier stuff. Any suggestions and/or old family recipies that don't involve making the egg nog from scratch?

All the highly regarded recipes I have experienced include brandy & dark rum. A weird Texas variant used peach schnapps as well.

bold_n_brazen · 12-05-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This probably should go on the food board, but whatever.

What booze do you like best with eggnog? I'm serving some tonight to quench the thirsts of my tree-trimming guest(s), and I've been using vodka in the past (mainly because that's what I've had on hand).

Tonight, I have advance warning and desire for tastier stuff. Any suggestions and/or old family recipies that don't involve making the egg nog from scratch?

I always think of egg nog as being equal parts dark rum and brandy mixed with gracery store egg nog in a carton. But I would think brandy would work on it's own.

Also try hot cocoa and peppermint schnapps.

Hot cider is yummy with dark rum in it too.

Watchtower · 12-05-2005, 05:27 PM

It has been a while since I checked in, but I recent saw that one regular poster's twin brother died and wanted to offer my condolences.

May God be with you.

Hank Chinaski · 12-05-2005, 05:33 PM

I hate Duke, but I really wish I had some reason to like them. It would be easier if I were a Duke fan.

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-05-2005, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I hate Duke, but I really wish I had some reason to like them. It would be easier if I were a Duke fan.

Don't be ridiculous. I get twice as much fun hating Duke as everyone else gets hating the Yankees.

Besides, for a number one team, they're having a lot of trouble with with a number of teams.

Reddick is overrated. Can you say "Hubert Davis in the pros?"

TM