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06-14-2005, 04:20 PM
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#841
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I assume they change the scenes frequently, and you could always look and see what is new.
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They don't. But they do age the Queen, so she's now pretty hideous-looking. That's exciting. |
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06-14-2005, 04:21 PM
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#842
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Idiot
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't understand why it's hard for me to believe that Phil's decisions don't revolve around money (although it's pretty clear they do). Is it the faux hippieness? The house in Montana? The Zen/Philosophy bullshit?
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Well, now they do. Before now, his only criteria for making a decision was whether or not two of the absolute best in the world of whatever he was dealing with were involved. This just really makes me want to see Jeanie Buss's tits.
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06-14-2005, 04:22 PM
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#843
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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The ultimate fug champion
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did you see this?
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I love these "you're an asshole" notification cards. Love them!
http://www.glarkware.com/securestore...6370773.2.html |
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06-14-2005, 04:28 PM
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#845
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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The ultimate fug champion
I got those about a year ago. I think I've put three on various cars that pissed me off for one reason or another.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-14-2005, 04:29 PM
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#846
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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The ultimate fug champion
They need to do another printing. They left off the obvious "Parking Your Fucking Escalade In A Compact Space". |
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06-14-2005, 04:29 PM
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#847
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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The ultimate fug champion
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did you see this?
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This is going to be an awesome, awesome costume.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-14-2005, 04:34 PM
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#848
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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The ultimate fug champion
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This is going to be an awesome, awesome costume.
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Good for you. My plan to dress my baby up as a dingo snack for Halloween has been thwarted, but I will persevere, after I finish crying uncontrollably about it.
Bambi! It's so sad!! |
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06-14-2005, 04:36 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
So this depressed me this AM.
A few months back I had occasion to obtain some New Zealand currency, which may be the world's coolest. It has the multi pastel colors thing that is so common, but also has cut outs for anti-counterfeiting, and with cellophane in the cutouts. What's coolest is the cutouts are different shapes.
then a week or so ago I was in London Ontario with a fistfull of Canadian bills. they have the color thing, but the front is all the Queen so that was boring. But the backs had scenes of Canadian life. One I saw had guys playing hockey on an outdoor pond. I assume they change the scenes frequently, and you could always look and see what is new. Much better than static marble monuments.
And so I was thinking I really wish we'd get our money to be better to look at. We could have changing non-green money. Which would be a big improvement in my opinion.
Then I realized with all the currency readers in commerce they wouldn't be able to change money without a huge expense to change out the machines. We're stuck with it. 
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Dear Hank,
I would be more than happy to take that disgusting ugly money off of your hands and replace it with beautiful happy colorful money. I will even print it myself in large denominations. If you'd like, I'll even photoshop your pic in the leather outfit on the front of the $100 dollar bill. Think of all that dirty ugly money clogging up your checking account. Free yourself now. |
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06-14-2005, 04:36 PM
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#850
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Guest
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I Weep
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oh, how we'll laugh about this at the wedding/commitment ceremony!!!
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Huh? I thought only the gays had commitment ceremonies? Are you trying to infringe upon the gays' easy out broken marriage? |
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06-14-2005, 04:37 PM
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#851
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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I Weep
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Huh? I thought only the gays had commitment ceremonies? Are you trying to infringe upon the gays' easy out broken marriage?
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I was talking about mine and str8's offspring. How we'll laugh at how the father of the groom is such a fattie. Never did lose those baby pounds! |
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06-14-2005, 04:40 PM
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#852
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Flounder at Last
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Past
Posts: 48
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I Weep
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Huh? I thought only the gays had commitment ceremonies? Are you trying to infringe upon the gays' easy out broken marriage?
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[Top be sung in your best Eric Idle impersonation]
"The YAAF Song"
Oh, I'm BIGLAW Partner and I'm okay
I sleep all night - make rain all day
Cut down GAs
I rip their Work
As nasty as can be
On Fridays dole assignments
And try to leave by 3
Gr8(trying to be witty)testHitS(lave) |
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06-14-2005, 04:42 PM
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#853
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Guest
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The ultimate fug champion
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Oh my god - I thought I made that up! I can't believe there are other people in the world as smart and creative as I am!!
thanks, RT - I may just get that t-shirt.
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That's what I said when I said "I heart ____" |
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06-14-2005, 04:42 PM
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#854
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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The ultimate fug champion
I especially like the "Now let's discuss why that is" part -- as if you were trying to offer some constructive criticism. |
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06-14-2005, 04:43 PM
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#855
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
But they do age the Queen, so she's now pretty hideous-looking. That's exciting.
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it's going to get worse before it gets better.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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