Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dear Hank,
I would be more than happy to take that disgusting ugly money off of your hands and replace it with beautiful happy colorful money. I will even print it myself in large denominations. If you'd like, I'll even photoshop your pic in the leather outfit on the front of the $100 dollar bill. Think of all that dirty ugly money clogging up your checking account. Free yourself now.

Maybe you can buy yourself a sense of humor with the profits?

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe you can buy yourself a sense of humor with the profits?

TM

I try to pose as a really well-off big time lawyer, but even my imaginary persona ain't that wealthy.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I got those about a year ago. I think I've put three on various cars that pissed me off for one reason or another.

I could give those instead, of explaining to cab drivers who yak on their cell after I ask them not to, why they are not getting a tip.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good for you. My plan to dress my baby up as a dingo snack for Halloween has been thwarted, but I will persevere, after I finish crying uncontrollably about it.


Bambi! It's so sad!!

Did you get on their restock notice list? They usually aren't out of the tee shirts for that long. You're not due for a few months, right?

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I was talking about mine and str8's offspring. How we'll laugh at how the father of the groom is such a fattie. Never did lose those baby pounds!

In case the dutifully impressive enodwment of Evan Tomato=Basil-outofvannuys in fact is just a really engorged clitoris, or in the event that Mildred Lee Puppy Von Trapp is in fact an Ely or vice versa since I dont acutally know what you are having? OK, I whiffed.

THat baby weight is tough to lose. My parent's cat was pregnant, ate an entire plate of pasta with garlic, olive oil and broccoli that I had planned to eat and has been morbidly obese since. I think she turned 15 this year. To say nothing of one "Princess Pirate", a motherjumpin huge bulldog that is native to Dupont Circle.

Princess Pirate. The worst pet name of all time.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I could give those instead, of explaining to cab drivers who yak on their cell after I ask them not to, why they are not getting a tip.

Let me get this straight. You're bothered by ceaseless seemingly inane chatter?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
In case the dutifully impressive enodwment of Evan Tomato=Basil-outofvannuys in fact is just a really engorged clitoris, or in the event that Mildred Lee Puppy Von Trapp is in fact an Ely or vice versa since I dont acutally know what you are having? OK, I whiffed.

THat baby weight is tough to lose. My parent's cat was pregnant, ate an entire plate of pasta with garlic, olive oil and broccoli that I had planned to eat and has been morbidly obese since. I think she turned 15 this year. To say nothing of one "Princess Pirate", a motherjumpin huge bulldog that is native to Dupont Circle.

Princess Pirate. The worst pet name of all time.

So true. Every time I see some fat bitch at the dog park who never lost her puppy pounds and lets her 8 breasts drag on the ground, I just want to ask her whether she has any self respect. Then I resolve to forego the ice cream in favor of melon.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm not sure, but judging from his last post, you might have found part of your MFM.

Death? Or str8? Or both of them? I think I've already committed to never ever fucking str8 so it would have to be death, and even if he came from a "nice home" he could still be a fucking psycho. I bet the Menendez's house was nice and bright, and we know it was in a great neighborhood.

Shiseido Ultimate Sun Protection Cream SPF 55 PA+++ -- gwinky, you going to canada anytime soon? I kinda want this, and haven't found it online anywhere that definitely indicated that it had that mexoryl stuff (and they might be selling a crappy american version).

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Did you get on their restock notice list? They usually aren't out of the tee shirts for that long. You're not due for a few months, right?

Done. I cannot wait to get that shirt. I hope someone in my neighborhood will be duly horrified when the little one sports it. That is, if they can get over the shock inspired by the fact that the infant car seat and the stroller do not perfectly match.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I could give those instead, of explaining to cab drivers who yak on their cell after I ask them not to, why they are not getting a tip.

I love it when the fare is $6.75 and you ask for 3 back from a 10. Yeah, that's what you get for taking the shitty route, motherfucker. Fuck you. Next time I'll ask for my quarter.

FYI, getting out halfway to your destination and throwing $3 at the driver (when the fare is $8) does not impress the ladies. It sure makes you feel better though, at least until you don't get the blow job you would have received otherwise...

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
FYI, getting out halfway to your destination and throwing $3 at the driver (when the fare is $8) does not impress the ladies. It sure makes you feel better though, at least until you don't get the blow job you would have received otherwise...

They figure you'll pay discount for those too, I guess.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Done. I cannot wait to get that shirt. I hope someone in my neighborhood will be duly horrified when the little one sports it. That is, if they can get over the shock inspired by the fact that the infant car seat and the stroller do not perfectly match.

I want a "Stop Plate Tectonics" t-shirt, but that contradicts my clothes-should-never-have-words-on-them-rule.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Death? Or str8? Or both of them? I think I've already committed to never ever fucking str8 so it would have to be death, and even if he came from a "nice home" he could still be a fucking psycho. I bet the Menendez's house was nice and bright, and we know it was in a great neighborhood.

Shiseido Ultimate Sun Protection Cream SPF 55 PA+++ -- gwinky, you going to canada anytime soon? I kinda want this, and haven't found it online anywhere that definitely indicated that it had that mexoryl stuff (and they might be selling a crappy american version).

You can order the Laroche-posay stuff over the internet. That is good stuff (more expensive but slightly better quality than ombrelle - although both made by l'oreal). Also, try e-bay. There is a booming market in mexoryl on e-bay.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I want a "Stop Plate Tectonics" t-shirt, but that contradicts my clothes-should-never-have-words-on-them-rule.

This is a good rule, and one I generally adhere to. I had to make an exception for "I hate what you're wearing". It was too good to pass up.

Oh, this little piece (not) written by the KFed is pretty funny.

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_...ars/index.html