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07-11-2005, 06:36 PM
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#856
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I think the fear here is AIDS or an STD, and not fecal matter.
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For my part, I simply thought that it's rude to fuck someone without eye contact. |
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07-11-2005, 06:38 PM
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#857
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Originally posted by bilmore
For my part, I simply thought that it's rude to fuck someone without eye contact.
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Ah, so you're the one that's into that licking thing.
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07-11-2005, 06:38 PM
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#858
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Originally posted by bilmore
For my part, I simply thought that it's rude to fuck someone without eye contact.
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Slave told me it's okay as long as you have the common decency to give a reach around. NTTAWWT.
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07-11-2005, 06:39 PM
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#859
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Escape from flying saucers poll -
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
My tentative idea was to head for the Verranzano and Jersey. (Or, better, steal a boat in Bay Ridge or someplace.)
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I can just picture you at the helm of "Daddy's Little Toy IV," tearing ass through the narrows with the aliens in hot pursuit. The Mr. is chucking cans of Coors Light at them from the big built-in cooler in the stern. |
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07-11-2005, 06:40 PM
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#860
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Ah, so you're the one that's into that licking thing.
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Well, at least the eyeball-lickers have to face each other . . . |
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07-11-2005, 06:41 PM
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#861
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Originally posted by bilmore
For my part, I simply thought that it's rude to fuck someone without eye contact.
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And therefore the miffed fuckee is more likely to turn around (sts) and tell the missus on you? Well played. |
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07-11-2005, 06:43 PM
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#862
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Escape from flying saucers poll -
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Originally posted by ironweed
I can just picture you at the helm of "Daddy's Little Toy IV," tearing ass through the narrows with the aliens in hot pursuit. The Mr. is chucking cans of Coors Light at them from the big built-in cooler in the stern.
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You know, I was recently swinging one of those fridge packs of diet coke, and I realized that it'd probably make for a good weapon to stun a zombie/alien/terrorist.
I'm not going to make it far, though, if I'm wearing these shoes when they come. Hopefully I can make it to my car and to my gym bag so I can grab running shoes and a jog bra before I really have to start running.
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07-11-2005, 06:43 PM
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#863
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
You had your ass bronzed? Now I'm really confused...
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Yep. I had my ass bronzed and my beaver stuffed. I have a really cool, museum quality living room. |
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07-11-2005, 06:45 PM
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#864
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And therefore the miffed fuckee is more likely to turn around (sts) and tell the missus on you? Well played.
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"Miffed fuckee"?
What a great name for a boat. |
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07-11-2005, 06:45 PM
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#865
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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Escape from flying saucers poll -
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Originally posted by ironweed
I can just picture you at the helm of "Daddy's Little Toy IV," tearing ass through the narrows with the aliens in hot pursuit. The Mr. is chucking cans of Coors Light at them from the big built-in cooler in the stern.
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Heh. Reverse the seats - the Mr. can drive a boat, but his aim is for shit.
However, I think we'd look for a little sail boat - no need to tempt the zombies by stopping for gas.
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07-11-2005, 06:46 PM
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#866
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Escape from flying saucers poll -
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You know, I was recently swinging one of those fridge packs of diet coke, and I realized that it'd probably make for a good weapon to stun a zombie/alien/terrorist.
I'm not going to make it far, though, if I'm wearing these shoes when they come. Hopefully I can make it to my car and to my gym bag so I can grab running shoes and a jog bra before I really have to start running.
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I have heard that the aliens will give us all a decent interval to change into more comfortable clothes before they whip out the disintegrators. Sebby will also have the opportunity to put on some clean underwear, like his mother would have wanted.
eta: I had thought of doing something special for my 1000th post, but there it is. Time to take a break. |
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07-11-2005, 06:47 PM
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#867
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yep. I had my ass bronzed and my beaver stuffed.
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Taxi tales. |
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07-11-2005, 06:50 PM
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#868
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yep. I had my ass bronzed and my beaver stuffed. I have a really cool, museum quality living room.
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Stuffed and mounted, no? I thought the shrine to your admirable spirit and resilience was a nice touch next to the glass-enclosed unicorn lunchbox.
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07-11-2005, 06:51 PM
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#869
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Escape from flying saucers poll -
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Originally posted by ironweed
eta: I had thought of doing something special for my 1000th post, but there it is. Time to take a break.
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Please make it a short one. |
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07-11-2005, 07:00 PM
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#870
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Escape from flying saucers poll -
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Please make it a short one.
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That was very nice. He doesn't hear that often enough, and he's sort of sensitive about it. |
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