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09-20-2005, 06:50 PM
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#871
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Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You can kiss my ass goodbye.
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You do realize I'm (a) not referring to you and (b) riffing off the top of my head. I assume you're kidding as well.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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09-20-2005, 06:52 PM
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#872
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Motherfucker.
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I know balt has kids, but I thought he was a he. So balt is a she purporting to be a he, and nfh is a he purporting to be a she?
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09-20-2005, 06:53 PM
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#873
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Asses
ahem. I don't think it's very nice for people who will never know the heartbreak of cellulite personally to talk about it so much.
I mean, you don't see me dissecting the concept, do you?
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09-20-2005, 06:53 PM
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#874
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
i wasn't saying it looks like ricotta, I was saying that cottage cheese is not a pizza topping, but ricotta cheese is.
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Consider the source.
And I'm REALLY not reading things with any clarity today. I'm effectively retarded right now.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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09-20-2005, 06:54 PM
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#875
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You do realize I'm (a) not referring to you and (b) riffing off the top of my head. I assume you're kidding as well.
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If she's not kidding, please go back and read the helpful and informative links Atticus provided before you do anything.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-20-2005, 06:54 PM
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#876
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Consider the source.
And I'm REALLY not reading things with any clarity today. I'm effectively retarded right now.
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Cellulite turns you on, and all the blood has rushed away from your brain? |
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09-20-2005, 06:55 PM
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#877
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I know balt has kids, but I thought he was a he. So balt is a she purporting to be a he, and nfh is a he purporting to be a she?
I need to rent Victor/Victoria.
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The cockroach scene is one of my favorite movie sequences of all time.
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09-20-2005, 06:56 PM
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#878
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I know balt has kids, but I thought he was a he. So balt is a she purporting to be a he, and nfh is a he purporting to be a she?
I need to rent Victor/Victoria.
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Perhaps that was self-referential.
Last time I checked, I was a he. Yep. Still a he.
Shifter: your flight to France going to get you out ahead of Rita? |
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09-20-2005, 06:56 PM
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#879
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I know balt has kids, but I thought he was a he. So balt is a she purporting to be a he, and nfh is a he purporting to be a she?
I need to rent Victor/Victoria.
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I meant to say that I thought it was Oct. 12.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-20-2005, 06:57 PM
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#880
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Perhaps that was self-referential.
Last time I checked, I was a he. Yep. Still a he.
Shifter: your flight to France going to get you out ahead of Rita?
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Um, I'm taking the bus.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-20-2005, 06:58 PM
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#881
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I meant to say that I thought it was Oct. 12.
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The eve of your NYC redezvous with ABBA? |
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09-20-2005, 07:03 PM
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#882
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The eve of your NYC redezvous with ABBA?
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Is that when the slutiest competition is?
And whatever happened to breasticle day?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-20-2005, 07:09 PM
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#883
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And whatever happened to breasticle day?
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I pass the torch to you.
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09-20-2005, 07:11 PM
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#884
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Is that when the slutiest competition is?
And whatever happened to breasticle day?
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We're having both at the beautiful Bohemian Hall and Beer Garden in Astoria, Queens! Bring the family and a nice clean hanky. |
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09-20-2005, 07:11 PM
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#885
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I pass the torch to you.
TM
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That seems to happen to me a lot around here.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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