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07-13-2004, 05:28 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wow.
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07-13-2004, 05:28 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"This is how I'll look when my husband asks me to marry him" 
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I wonder how she'll look when her new "internet husband" ties her up with duct tape, throws her into the trunk and drives her to his secluded cabin?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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07-13-2004, 05:30 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I wonder how she'll look when her new "internet husband" ties her up with duct tape, throws her into the trunk and drives her to his secluded cabin?
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she was on COuntdown with Kieth Olberman the other night. She completely vapid and is not cute enough to make up for it.
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07-13-2004, 05:30 PM
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#79
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I wonder how she'll look when her new "internet husband" ties her up with duct tape, throws her into the trunk and drives her to his secluded cabin?
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07-13-2004, 05:33 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
[dealing with rejection by lashing out]
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I told you to tell her that you were Jewish. But did you listen? Nooooooo! Instead, you just felt that you had to sing "Brown Sugar" on her voice mail, didn't you? |
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07-13-2004, 05:34 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Same guy who advised me to roll the hamster in meth. More bang for your buck.
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This guy?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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07-13-2004, 05:40 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Fringey's high point
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fuck, I thought that one was obscure enough.
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There will always be classic rock stations.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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07-13-2004, 05:41 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
She's either a serious whackadoo, or someone who lost a big bet.
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There are tons of people out there desperate.
My B-I-L is a dull-normal IQ guy (I'm guessing), car crash at 3, not all there after, guy. He functions.
Anyway his sex rap isn't getting him any, so he joins a phillipino mail order bride organization. He get his name in, and girls start writing him. He shows us the photos, I'm sure the letters were pretty straight forward. The one he picks writes captions on the back of the photos. Right out of the blocks, before she had any contact at all with him she sends a photo with this caption
"Look at my smile. I'm smiling because I want to be your wife."
First letter- Hello my name is- I find you acceptable as a lifemate.
It just seemed so transparent. I mean I know both sides realize what the consideration really is, but I'd just think some reserve ("If we get together I'm sure you'll make me smile"- sometihng) would be recommended to maintain some illusion of romance. If I was desperate enough to join, I think the callousness would pull me back out.
Fun fact: Her name, roughly translated from the Spanish is "Happy Time"
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-13-2004, 06:06 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
There are tons of people out there desperate.
My B-I-L is a dull-normal IQ guy (I'm guessing), car crash at 3, not all there after, guy. He functions.
Anyway his sex rap isn't getting him any, so he joins a phillipino mail order bride organization. He get his name in, and girls start writing him. He shows us the photos, I'm sure the letters were pretty straight forward. The one he picks writes captions on the back of the photos. Right out of the blocks, before she had any contact at all with him she sends a photo with this caption
"Look at my smile. I'm smiling because I want to be your wife."
First letter- Hello my name is- I find you acceptable as a lifemate.
It just seemed so transparent. I mean I know both sides realize what the consideration really is, but I'd just think some reserve ("If we get together I'm sure you'll make me smile"- sometihng) would be recommended to maintain some illusion of romance. If I was desperate enough to join, I think the callousness would pull me back out.
Fun fact: Her name, roughly translated from the Spanish is "Happy Time"
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If he ever asks you how to say "banana daiquiri" in Spanish, consider a Tahoe fishing trip with him. |
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07-13-2004, 06:29 PM
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Two things
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why? They post the distances after each shot anyway. And who is going to make a big stink about losing this event anyway? And if they do, who fucking cares?
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Probably a non-issue. The person with the most home runs would probably end up with the most distance, as well.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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07-13-2004, 06:30 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Two things
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Probably a non-issue. The person with the most home runs would probably end up with the most distance, as well.
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I think what the All-Star Game needs is more cowbell.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-13-2004, 06:37 PM
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Two things
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think what the All-Star Game needs is more cowbell.
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The WORLD could use more cowbell.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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07-13-2004, 06:39 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Two things
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Probably a non-issue. The person with the most home runs would probably end up with the most distance, as well.
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True. Except for the fact that that's not true. But I'm guessing you don't really watch them and just want to jump in and say something.
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07-13-2004, 06:46 PM
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#89
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Editor Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 543
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Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
As for Ms. Lohan ... well, that just looks wrong, sweetie.
From the Defamer (I think that str8 is the Defamer, btw):
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07-13-2004, 06:47 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
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Originally posted by dc_chef
Yeah, those are real.
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If that's not a total crap cut and paste, her neck is far more seriously fucked up than her breasts ever could be.
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