Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

Originally posted by barely_legal
Jesus christ, they're not going to resell it after you return it, are they? I thought sex toys were never returnable? That is just disgusting. I will never buy a sex toy from a store where the merchandise is returnable.

SEx toys are returnable if they are not functioning properly. I was told that if it did indeed pinch, I could return it under that category. So it goes back to the manufacturer. Believe me, I wasnt buying that thing without some assurances. I had doubts but was hopeful that handsfree technology was not limited to my telephone.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would recommend the finger tingler for sure. No ouch there.

Damn. That's cold. I bet Str8 isn't going to like his new nickname.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yeah, right? I believe they ship the little pincher back to the manufacturer.

Re-furb city. Barely, don't buy sex toys on E-bay, either.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
SEx toys are returnable if they are not functioning properly. I was told that if it did indeed pinch, I could return it under that category. So it goes back to the manufacturer. Believe me, I wasnt buying that thing without some assurances. I had doubts but was hopeful that handsfree technology was not limited to my telephone.

I've not had occasion to question the sales personnel at a sex toy shop regarding assurances about the merchandise. Here's hoping that the level of service is more towards that of, say, Nordstrom's instead of Fry's Electronics.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Re-furb city. Barely, don't buy sex toys on E-bay, either.

I think its safe. Unless you get one with a claw full of pubes.

[Cookiepuss]

Originally posted by cookie o'puss
Screw you too! I'll save my rich creamy refreshing goodness for people who deserve the freshest ice cream in America!

For you, Entenmanns.

Off my freezer, Ho.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Huh? It iddnt hurt at the store and its returnable so there isnt really an issue.

Without the cyberbimboes, Less is really deteriorating into a bitter, unfuckable old drunkard isnt he? Buck up , little spitty, be glad anyone was ever bombed enough to do you in the first place.

You can return a used sex toy? Ick.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Gattigap
I've not had occasion to question the sales personnel at a sex toy shop regarding assurances about the merchandise. Here's hoping that the level of service is more towards that of, say, Nordstrom's instead of Fry's Electronics.

I would guess they are closer to the guy who sold coals to Newcastle -- unless it's just that Paigow is dumb enough to believe that a plastic crab that clamps onto her pussy and then starts vibrating wouldn't be just a little uncomfortable.

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I would guess they are closer to the guy who sold coals to Newcastle -- unless it's just that Paigow is dumb enough to believe that a plastic crab that clamps onto her pussy and then starts vibrating wouldn't be just a little uncomfortable.

I am the dumbest. Don't know how My Crabby is such a big seller. And a terrible consumer to boot- my heritage has taught me nothing. I didn't even jew it down. Good thing I am independently wealthy.

The vagina weights felt great though.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
It is possibly the most unfortunately named sex toy ever- My Crabby. Its a battery operated crab. Its little paws (or whatever the crab version of paws are) "gently grasp [read: clamp or pinch] your labia so that you have some hands free stimulation going on. In the store they tell you to put it on that fleshy part of your hand between thumb and finger to prove that it does not pinch, despite your better instincts. Well, it does. Hands-free vibrating technology is not where it should be in this day and age. Perhaps Dr. Toronto can creat a labia operation where he can drill holes into the labia to tie a little vibrating device into?

Did I go on my recent sex toy rant here involving packaging?

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am the dumbest. Don't know how My Crabby is such a big seller. And a terrible consumer to boot- my heritage has taught me nothing. I didn't even jew it down. Good thing I am independently wealthy.

The vagina weights felt great though.

Watch out that you don't use the weights excessively or you'll need to go for a Toronto Trim (or the cut-rate version, the Tijuana Trim).

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I would guess they are closer to the guy who sold coals to Newcastle -- unless it's just that Paigow is dumb enough to believe that a plastic crab that clamps onto her pussy and then starts vibrating wouldn't be just a little uncomfortable.

I think it's interesting that they would fashion something resembling something normally negatively associated with sex. What's next? The gonorrhea butt plug?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Damn. That's cold. I bet Str8 isn't going to like his new nickname.

TM

no, that's racist. Canadian men can't help they are generally poorly endowed. And in the making lemonade department, remember this problem led Canadian doctors to develop g-spot enhancement techniques.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Did I go on my recent sex toy rant here involving packaging?

Go for it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Did I go on my recent sex toy rant here involving packaging?

Porno chicks on the packages? If not, no.