New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 61

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-09-2003, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Or maybe you were being ironic or joking -- in which case your jokes are worse than mine cuz at least I get mine and laugh a little before I hit "submit."

Is this another one of your "jokes?"

TM

spookyfish · 10-09-2003, 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Damn fleet week.

Maybe Paigow can give you some advice on how to make lemonade out of these particular lemons. My guess is it probably looks something like this.

Hi Sailor!

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 10-09-2003, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I will have you know I never pack my pussies. Sometimes they do climb into my suitcase when I am packing to go away, but I don't technically pack them.

Well, of course.

I'd never pack a pussy that was carrying.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-09-2003, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I found this so inspiring, I was able to write 2 songs.

1. (Sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday")
2. (Sung to Pat Benatar's "Heartbreaker")

Although you cheated and submitted two songs (yeah, I didn't read the rules, so don't anyone correct me by citing leagle's unreadable rules post), I vote for yours. It was a tough call between the two, but I'm going to go with your Happy Birthday parody.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-09-2003, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
Cowboy boots are all about context. Don't wear them

Precisely.

TM

leagleaze · 10-09-2003, 03:54 PM

My unreadable rules post does not, in fact, address more than one submission. But I think E/O and I agreed it was ok to submit more then one, as well as to submit via socks. Is that right E/O?

Shape Shifter · 10-09-2003, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Although you cheated and submitted two songs (yeah, I didn't read the rules, so don't anyone correct me by citing leagle's unreadable rules post), I vote for yours. It was a tough call between the two, but I'm going to go with your Happy Birthday parody.

TM

I am both honored and humbled.

See, nfh, don't take things so badly. Like war, death, the morning train, and the Devil (when he went down to Georgia), you have inspired Art. You should feel proud.

evenodds · 10-09-2003, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
My unreadable rules post does not, in fact, address more than one submission. But I think E/O and I agreed it was ok to submit more then one, as well as to submit via socks. Is that right E/O?

Yes, we put no volume restrictions on the funny.

There will be some special recognitions in addition to the grand prize and runner up, so keep them coming!

andViolins · 10-09-2003, 04:15 PM

Here is my feeble effort.

(With apologies to Angus)

She was a fashion machine
She kept her fendi clean
She had the best damn Rabbit I had ever seen
She had the wildfire eyes
For a Halloween disguise
Knockin’ me out with those Armani thighs
Posting more than her share
On stuff like shampoos for hair
She told me to cum but I’d tcb’d in my chair

‘Cause my desk starts shaking
The laptop was quaking
Penske was faking
And Paigow and Pony were making it and you-

Posting all night long

Billing double time
Imbibing drinks made with lime
She was one of a kind, but her socks aren’t mine
She wanted classic brogues
Or strappy open-toes
Post a pic of Britney so Chef’ll come back for more
TM likes Thrasher’s ass
Bikini waxes and CLASS
So I read posts on this site and think “its Friday let’s fight!”

‘Cause my fake tan starts flaking
The moisturizer starts caking
Wonksters balls are aching
And Penske’s still faking it and you-

Posting all night long

aV

NotFromHere · 10-09-2003, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Yes, we put no volume restrictions on the funny.

There will be some special recognitions in addition to the grand prize and runner up, so keep them coming!

Is there a special category for hate-inspired or stalker-inspired (I can't decide which it is) parodies?

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-09-2003, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
This is proof of whomever had the theory that rap sucks ass. It has become the Monkeys, the Turtles, the Strawberry Alarm Clock, and Looking Glass all rapped into one.

That makes perfect sense, except it doesn't. What the hell are you talking about?

TM

NotFromHere · 10-09-2003, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I am both honored and humbled.

See, nfh, don't take things so badly. Like war, death, the morning train, and the Devil (when he went down to Georgia), you have inspired Art. You should feel proud.

Just call me Mona.

ThrashersFan · 10-09-2003, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Is this another one of your "jokes?"

TM

I should have retired after Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington. I would have too, if Flower had not brought it up first thus forcing me to decide between sticking around and sucking or looking like a pussy copycat. I chose the former and apparently erred.

Bad_Rich_Chic · 10-09-2003, 04:29 PM

Since someone was complaining about a lack of substantive TV posts (OK, reality TV, but I'm not currently watching any):

TV w/o Pity came out with a recap of the CSI involving college-student-stew. If you saw it, you know what I mean. If not, don't try to find out w/o a strong stomach. Suffice it to say that it is the grossest thing I have ever seen on TV. Horror movies with something this gross would have it totally edited out before broadcast.

Anyhow, they had this to say about the ep, with which I have to concur - the makeup was amazing, and they must have had a ball doing it:

"Just suffice it to say: dead body in bathtub. Dead body marinating in hot water in bathtub. Rather than address the flood -- pardon the pun -- of questions, like what kind of exceedingly moronic housemates do you have to have to let a bathtub run for days at a time while one-fifth of the rent dies and swells up like the Goodyear blimp and turns a lot of colors not normally associated with the human body, or what marvel of engineering produces a water heater capable of keeping a constant stream of water scalding-hot for five days, I'm just going to not look at the screen and hope that the people who give out awards for TV makeup and special effects all have strong gorges and pass over any pansy-ass aliens-with-latex nose bridges for this. Verily, it is an excellent job they've done of making it look like a days-old corpse was soaking in a hot bath. And rather than sully what must surely be the apex of special-effects makeup on television by clapping my profane eyes on it, I'll just leave it be on the screen."

http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com...=15&story=5510 [free site]

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-09-2003, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I think it is more for people who want to become ex lawyers

I think this board does an excellent job of that already. But I'll keep my voice down so as to not call SD back and further enrage fringe (who seems to be preoccupied with the return of bunny foo foo -- not to be confused with fu of the land with the same name).

TM