Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[SlaveNoMore]

evenodds
I have seen the R Kelly video -- and I kinda wish I hadn't.

Does her really piss on her face at the end?

I was always kind of curious about that detail since it is often left out of the AP and UPI clips.

Someone forgot to mention the Tonya Harding honeymoon video, and my favorite, the Vince Neil - Janine ["take that, Tommy Lee"] video

not7yS

[SlaveNoMore]

LessinSF
Quite possibly, but any attempt to catch-up on pop-porn culture must also include viewings of the Tonya Harding wedding day tape and the Vince Neil/Janine Lindemuller tape.

Further scary evidence that Less and I are the opposite coast versions of the same person.

not7y(that was scary)S

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And I thought I knew all the Who songs. So Turning Japanese is a masturbation song? (hmmm. no sex no drugs no wine no women no sin no fun no you no wonder its dark) Is this to say that the Japanese are heavy masturbators? I suppose the clever Mr. Ebola thinks I masturbate a lot? That was a good one, Mr. E.

Sigh....Have you stopped reading my posts? Paigow, why hath thou foresaken me, or something like that. Like I said before, Ebola was complimenting you. Suggesting that, whenever a poster's thoughts turn to Paigow, said poster is driven to self-satisfaction.

As for Turning Japanese, the expression suggests the face a dude makes when squeezing one out. Slitted-up eyes and all that. Racist, maybe, but that's where it supposedly comes from.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by evenodds
Well, there is the pop culture aspect.

I have not seen the two you mentioned, though I don't really think of them as porn. I have seen the R Kelly video -- and I kinda wish I hadn't.

Even(still mad about the Mychal Thompson bashing)Odds

Apparently the general public of Chicago's south side has been well aware of R. Kelly's affinity for the young ones for many, many years. He's been going after little girls since the late '80s...

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I called my best friend to make fun of the fact that this person GASPED at my statement. And then she GASPED and said "YOU haven't seen the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee tape? What?

And given the whole "Pamela-accusing-Tommy-of-giving-her-hepatitis" thing, what is exactly would be appealing about it?

[leagleaze]

For most things I give it a couple of days to a week. I know when I have bronchitis or sinustis cause I used to get them frequently. I know I won't get better if I don't go get some medicine, so I go somewhat early, normally within a few days once I am sure I have it.

I broke the bottom of my foot though and never went to the doctor, I didn't see the point. I rebreak it now and again though, so maybe I should go.

I don't get checkups as often as I should, which is stupid I know, but I really cannot stand getting checkups and the gyno is my nightmare. I think this is cause I was actually cut with a speculum once. Do you have any idea how much that hurts?
Anyway, now I am afraid to go.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by purse junkie
And given the whole "Pamela-accusing-Tommy-of-giving-her-hepatitis" thing, what is exactly would be appealing about it?

Urban legend states that he's well equiped.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So anyway, am I missing something? Am I the only person NOT to have seen those videos?

never seen them. I know you are shocked. SHOCKED.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
[Less and Slave recommend the same amateur porn video]

not7y(that was scary)S

Yeah, if "scary" means "entirely predictable" in your hip Noo Yawk slang. I think this is the equivalent of DS and I agreeing that it's impolite to fart in elevators.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Does her really piss on her face at the end?

Yes.

Though the version I was shown had that part edited out . . . or I blocked it completely from my mind. The people I was watching with may also have shut it down prematurely now that I think about it.

The whole thing is just ill. All these different little girls (only 1 apparently significantly underage). It was just ill, and seriously, watching it felt really wrong, and I have a high threshold for porn.

I watched it with some rappers, and they were squicked out by his um anal-lingus.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Apparently the general public of Chicago's south side has been well aware of R. Kelly's affinity for the young ones for many, many years. He's been going after little girls since the late '80s...

And with Michael Jackson in town to visit his (twisted) childhood home, that pretty much covers both genders and brings the "List of Music Stars in Town I Don't Want My or Anyone Else's Kids Near" to at least 2...

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Urban legend states that he's well equiped.

And I restate, given the whole Pamela accusation about hepatitis, this still wouldn't completely squick one out why?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Urban legend states that he's well equiped.

Watch the video and you'll know. I've never watched the video, but I have watched clips of it that are in a Pam Anderson "Barbie Girl" video spoof (?) played at the neighborhood gay bar, so I know.

n(hello barbie, lets go party)cs

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
And with Michael Jackson in town to visit his (twisted) childhood home, that pretty much covers both genders and brings the "List of Music Stars in Town I Don't Want My or Anyone Else's Kids Near" to at least 2...

Let's hope the Jesus Man from The Big Lebowski doesn't show up.

8 year olds, Dude.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by purse junkie
And I restate, given the whole Pamela accusation about hepatitis, this still wouldn't completely squick one out why?

Actually he gave her hepititis when they shared the same tattoo needle. Right, it was a tattoo needle. I'm sure they never used needles for any other purpose.