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evenodds · 06-13-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Me too. I'm terrified of what someone in the 50 percent range is like.

Okay, I took your test (9.86193% - Geekish Tendencies) and realized that the OddMan and his developer buddies will score off the chart.

Now, that is going to be fun. I'll report back if anyone hits 50% -- and admits it.

leagleaze · 06-13-2003, 05:23 PM

16.76529% - Geek

ThrashersFan · 06-13-2003, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Isn't a 15 yr old with a 23 yr old nephew a little unusual? I don't think everyone is marrying their nephews. For example, my nephew, at 2, is well under marrying age. Perhaps it is her uncle. Can't you still marry your cousin in some states? Or is that just in Shelbyville?

http://www.cousincouples.com/info/states.shtml

The three biggies, New York, California and Texas, allow cousins to marry. Surprisingly, Mississippi does not.

lawyer_princess · 06-13-2003, 05:26 PM

24.26036% geek. Much lower than I anticipated.

leagleaze · 06-13-2003, 05:28 PM

You know...you would think running a web site so people can chat at each other would qualify one for greater geekdom.

I'm so depressed. And I'm old.

Old and depressed. And Sparkly. Lets not forget that.

robustpuppy · 06-13-2003, 05:30 PM

Anybody who has noticed my compulsive editing of posts would not be surprised by the following result:

robustpuppy, Freud would say your strongest unconscious conflict stems from events that happened when you were a Toddler.

He would also conclude that relative to others, your personality today is moderately affected by the events of your childhood. It appears that your biggest unconscious conflict that still afflicts you stems from what Freud defined as the anal stage of development that occurred when you were between a year and a half and three years old. Freud would say that this conflict can manifest in your personality by giving you a tendency to be especially orderly or clean, or "retentive." You may also harbor a strong rebellious streak. This normally happens when parents toilet-train a child on some kind of schedule, rather than at the child's natural pace and the child naturally reacts by struggling for their autonomy and the legitimacy of their needs.

http://www.emode.com/tests/freud/

I bet I'm not the only toddler among us.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 06-13-2003, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze

Sparkler my ass.

Didn't I see that in the Jackass movie?

Ollie (leagl=Steve-o's sp) Ramone

ThrashersFan · 06-13-2003, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Age in seconds isn't so fun, either.

And I'm a Southern Hurricane, like Paigow. Same result as Paigs on superstitions, too.

Isn't it eerie how we're all turning out Southern? Sponsored emode tests blow. Like I'd drink SoCo. How 1986!

Tell me about it. Minutes suck too.

"Hey old shit ThrashersFan, did you know you are about 17,514,032 minutes old?" Fuckers. Like I needed that when I have a sinus headache and feel like I am dying.

I am Comfort Cola

"No doubt about it, you're as refreshing as they come. You're the unique type of person who can be dropped into a room of strangers and walk out with a whole new set of friends. Yes, you're that cool. You probably don't have any pretenses, and you stay true to yourself in all situations. Not only is it great to be you, but also you're definitely a bonus to be around. Read more about your Comfort Cocktail...

Grab a glass, and one for your friends. Add some ice, 1 1/2 oz of Southern Comfort, some cola, and a lime wedge. That’s the ticket for the perfect cocktail that’s as refreshing as you are. For more great drink recipes, click here! "

Fucking A, I am finally cool. W-O-O H-O-O

NotFromHere · 06-13-2003, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by TexLex
From the TX marriage license requirements, the following marriages are not permitted (note, that it leaves open marriage to cousins, just no aunts or uncles):

(A) an ancestor or descendant, by blood or adoption;
(B) a brother or sister, of the whole or half blood or by adoption;
(C) a parent's brother or sister, of the whole or half blood or by adoption; or
(D) a son or daughter of a brother or sister, of the whole or half blood or by adoption.

D - that's niece and nephew right? So that whole story about the Kingston's is not only ewwwwy, but it's illegal (in Texas). Hm what about Utah?

purse junkie · 06-13-2003, 05:37 PM

You're a Comfort Colada

Being with you is like taking a vacation. When it comes right down to it, you're good-hearted, smooth, and just the right amount of sweet. Chances are you're the first call people make when they need someone to cheer them up or when they want someone to celebrate with. You're supportive, encouraging, and know how to have a good time. Read more about your Comfort Cocktail...

Grab a glass, and one for your friends. Add 2 ice cubes, 1 1/2 oz of Southern Comfort, 1 oz of cream of coconut, 2 oz of pineapple juice, and mix them up in a blender to make a festive cocktail that's just as chill as you are!

I hate mixing coconut and pineapple--better off separate. That said, I love other drinks with little umbrellas. Margaritas all around!

Sparklehorse · 06-13-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
And Sparkly. Lets not forget that.

Hey! People will start thinking I'm your sock! (Plus I got the same SoCo sales pitch/result on Emode).

robustpuppy · 06-13-2003, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by lawyer_princess
24.26036% geek. Much lower than I anticipated.

My score is shockingly low: 7.49507%. I don't know how this can be true. I would have thought that Marching Band alone would get a person up to 10%. I also cannot imagine that E/O is more of a geek than I, especially since E/O is a sophisticated Southern Manhattan and I am a toddler.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 06-13-2003, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Okay, I took your test (9.86193% - Geekish Tendencies)

right there with you: 9.66469%

But with that test, even an art history major becomes a geek by going to a museum.

06-13-2003, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
D - that's niece and nephew right? So that whole story about the Kingston's is not only ewwwwy, but it's illegal (in Texas). Hm what about Utah?

Yes - I didn't type that since I figured anyone marrying their aunt or uncle must by definition qualify as a nephew or niece.

Also - the person must also be over 18, unless parental consent is given, then 14 or older, unless judical permission is given, and if you get the judge to OK it - there's no minimum age. So you can marry your 12yo cousin as long as you get her knocked up first so the judge basically has to grant permission.

-TL

Replaced_Texan · 06-13-2003, 05:49 PM

Apparently I'm also a bit dodgy too.

http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html (spree: british site)

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 8 Potential fine: £7000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.