Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Dissent. He's the only one of the 60's guys who has handled old age well. Rambling brain addled incoherent is the way to go. Jagger/Richards as grandpas with long hair charging 100$ to sing satisfaction is not the right choice.

Well, Hank, you really only have the one option anyway, but there's still value in having a role model.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
As I've mentioned before, Arlo currently performs some great old Dylan tunes. He has serious folk singer cred.

You gotta post that with some enthusiasm, like you just squished a cop.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Well, Hank, you really only have the one option anyway, but there's still value in having a role model.

My goal is to achieve a combination of the two.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You gotta post that with some enthusiasm, like you just squished a cop.

and he reached his giant hand into his tiny little pocket to write me a ticket?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Joan Baez tit size,

Dissent. Penske met her, and he says she is stacked!

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
ETA: If that's too boring, does anyone have experience negotiating with neighbors when part of their tree falls on your yard? Aside from a crape myrlte and possibly a few roses, there are suprisingly few casualties, and the fence looks ok. There is no way that I can drag that thing away though. On the bright side, I won't have as many pecans falling into my yard this fall.

They have no liability unless they had prior notice of some defect or disease relating to the tree. If the tree was hanging over your property line in the past, you should've asked them to trim it (it's a nuisance) or trimmed it back yourself, but you can't get them for any resulting damage due to the tree falling over.

My adivce? Go buy a cheap, small wood chipper and a hand saw. Free mulch and a good workout.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Dissent. Penske met her, and he says she is stacked!

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Mimi is hotter.

[Dave]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
My adivce? Go buy a cheap, small wood chipper and a hand saw. Free mulch and a good workout.

Or your could entice an electirc company crew with the prospect of, well, something. They've usually got the best equipment. Woodchippers, that is.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You gotta post that with some enthusiasm, like you just squished a cop.

She may not even like pickles.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck


My adivce? Go buy a cheap, small wood chipper and a hand saw. Free mulch and a good workout.

This from a man who spent an entire monday bitching about digging his own holes?

Dunno, but these usually do the job:

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
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Not literally. She's room temperature at best.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
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Not literally. She's room temperature at best.

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I guess you don't know what SS looks for first in his sex partners.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Dissent. He's the only one of the 60's guys who has handled old age well. Rambling brain addled incoherent is the way to go. Jagger/Richards as grandpas with long hair charging 100$ to sing satisfaction is not the right choice.

1. Keith is pretty rambling, incoherent.

2. Keith has a stable marriage, a hot wife, tons of dough and seems utterly down to earth and happy in interviews. Not a bad gig.

3. Mick is nuts; he can't grow old. Sad.

4. As long as people will pay $100, you should keep singing. The last few strones tours have been much better than most 80s-mid 90s Stones tours. They brought out a load of great old gems. But they need to lose the horns and extra musicians. Rock music like the Stones' rarely needs horn sections, extra precussionists, backup singers, etc... it really detracts from the raw sound that made the original cuts so good.

5. Dylan's live shit is overrated. I have the Rolling Thunder gig everyon cooed about. Sounds like standard coke-addled mid 70s rock. Nothing earth shattering.

6. Dylan's bizarre need to rearrange his songs is annoying. Isis should never be fucked with. Why he has to change its sound every time he plays it is frustrating. It works one way - the way it sounds on Desire. The heavy sped up versions blow. And Jack White's version of it also blows. Leave that song alone. It might be 7 of the greatest minutes in modern music.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck

My adivce? Go buy a cheap, small wood chipper and a hand saw. Free mulch and a good workout.

Followed by a raccoon shoot.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
My adivce? Go buy a cheap, small wood chipper and a hand saw. Free mulch and a good workout.

Forget the chipper. We're talking pecan here. A wood that people pay good money to burn. That goes right in the smoker/barbeque. Cut it, stack it, and throw it on the grill.