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07-29-2005, 02:17 AM
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#931
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Playspinsteer (no pun!!!)
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Shit. You can't win your own contest, can you?
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you think she didn't already have that song in mind when she proposed the contest?
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07-29-2005, 02:22 AM
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#932
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Serenity Now
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Survivor Island
Posts: 7,007
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Playspinsteer (no pun!!!)
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
To the tune of Centerfold (which would not be spankland apropo)
Is he dumb?
Is he smart?
Does he know what Deer Eat?
My manly bearded Spanky pulled me from the FB
He is pure like snowflakes, no interest in Roast Beef
The question about Spanky doesnt Turn A New Leaf
Posts go by, I'm looking through a glass menagerie
And there's my bearded spanky defending the name Squishy
(Chorus)
He posts on Deer, the ladies love his beard
My Spanky is a playspinsteer
Spnaky is a playspinsteer
He posts on Deer, the ladies love his beard
Spanky is a playspinsteer
Lifelong friends, with Damned Less
While I was thinking about my next conquest
I was coy, I mocked away, before he tracked me down
I was postin' while sipping booze when he posted his cleancut rules
Something had a hold on me when Spanky called me Pai
Those soft fuzzy orphans, Spanky nursed and loved
To see his player game is really just too much.
(Chorus)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x3)
Now listen:
It's okay, I understand
You grew up in Lester land
I hope that when this twatblock's gone
I'll drink with you and we'll email on
Take your car, yes we will, we'll take your car and drive it
Take it to Los Altos Hills, and Feed Deer in private
A part of me has just been tested
Less set me up and I was bested
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I got to buy it
(Chorus)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Alright!
Alright!
1, 2, 3, 4...
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x4)
(repeat to fade...)
Artists: # A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
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Contest is over. Brilliant
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07-29-2005, 02:22 AM
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#933
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Is it my Salt lick
To which I am in debt?
Please don't look askance ---
You're not the average pet.
My homeowner's association told me you'd appear.
Now I'm always touched by your presence, Deer.
When I'm out playing cards
I beat the pants off Less.
(It's really not cheating.)
But when I'm at home
You relieve my stress.
And when you bring your tawny Fauns
and your horny cheer ---
I am always touched by your presence, Deer.
Floating past the hata types
Here and on PB.
So much to learn from ruminants
Who come and visit me.
Coming into contact with
Nature's bel esprit.
We could entertain each other with
your philosophy.
Stay awake at night with all the PB brats.
But you're my favorite, except for my three Cats.
Hope you don't mind Cougar visits
Should Paigow appear.
I am still in touch with your presence, Deer.
I am still in touch with your presence, Deer.
I am still in touch with your presence, Deer.
Deer, Deer, Deer, Deer, Deer.
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07-29-2005, 08:07 AM
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#934
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Playspinsteer (no pun!!!)
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
you think she didn't already have that song in mind when she proposed the contest?
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The babyjesus frowns on such negativity in the garden of Spanky. Envy.com is not a pretty site.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-29-2005, 08:10 AM
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#935
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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the foul truth?
Am I mostly correct that the grand prize is the grand puba of Spankyland, Spanky himself, treating for drinks at Mr. Bings for tonight's ritualistic Friday Board happy hour?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-29-2005, 08:37 AM
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#936
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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m'K!?
With any luck the Spanky Show will hit its 1000th post today. A milestone on any site, but certainly unique in the history of GA Boards. As we approach this semenal event, I suggest the Poll of the Day be a recitation of what this Board means to each of the individual posters posting here, recited by such poster or its authorized representative, agent or assign.
I'll go first on behalf of myself:
A righteous escape from the insipid drivel of that "other" Board.
eta: On behalf of my socks: 2!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-29-2005, 09:03 AM
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#937
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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m'K!?
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
With any luck the Spanky Show will hit its 1000th post today. A milestone on any site, but certainly unique in the history of GA Boards. As we approach this semenal event, I suggest the Poll of the Day be a recitation of what this Board means to each of the individual posters posting here, recited by such poster or its authorized representative, agent or assign.
I'll go first on behalf of myself:
A righteous escape from the insipid drivel of that "other" Board.
eta: On behalf of my socks: 2!
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That would miss the point which is not to over post to hit Ks.
While I got you, I'm drafting a sock restriction agreement. Do you have a form I can work from?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-29-2005, 09:31 AM
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#938
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Playspinsteer (no pun!!!)
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
The babyjesus frowns on such negativity in the garden of Spanky. Envy.com is not a pretty site.
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2. When life gives you lemons you should make lemonade. Fringe, why not propose a pie eating contest?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-29-2005, 09:40 AM
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#939
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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m'K!?
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
That would miss the point which is not to over post to hit Ks.
While I got you, I'm drafting a sock restriction agreement. Do you have a form I can work from?
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I would PM you one, but Rimsmoocher but a madd crazee confi-clause in it. Denied!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-29-2005, 09:41 AM
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#940
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Playspinsteer (no pun!!!)
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. When life gives you lemons you should make lemonade. Fringe, why not propose a pie eating contest?
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Indeed, riche is the babyjesus' bounty.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-29-2005, 11:42 AM
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#941
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Playspinsteer (no pun!!!)
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. When life gives you lemons you should make lemonade. Fringe, why not propose a pie eating contest?
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I was more bemused at the sheer stupidity of the people who said she won her own contest. I parody not.
Pie? Meh. Mmmmmmm, cake.
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07-29-2005, 02:31 PM
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#942
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Playspinsteer (no pun!!!)
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was more bemused at the sheer stupidity of the people who said she won her own contest. I parody not.
Pie? Meh. Mmmmmmm, cake.
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paigow,
disregard the sour grapes coming your way from the fringster. she has a well-documented history of hatred of the song that you parodied and I think that has clouded her judgment.
However, you cannot win your own contest. Think of the doe-eyed optimists and the children playing in their yards and how those innocent hearts would feel if they found out that the contest were rigged. The sweeping effects could put the nail in the shark and sink the Board of all things Spanky.
ncs
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07-29-2005, 02:33 PM
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#943
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Playspinsteer (no pun!!!)
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was more bemused at the sheer stupidity of the people who said she won her own contest. I parody not.
Pie? Meh. Mmmmmmm, cake.
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That really hurt my feelings.
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07-29-2005, 03:11 PM
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#944
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Playspinsteer (no pun!!!)
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
That really hurt my feelings.
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Now that GGG is gone SS thinks you should be the new Gilligan- I told him no, but he's insisting.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-29-2005, 03:34 PM
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#945
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Playspinsteer (no pun!!!)
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Now that GGG is gone SS thinks you should be the new Gilligan- I told him no, but he's insisting.
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That really hurts my feelings, Skipper.
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