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dtb · 10-09-2003, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
8 million people are always wrong.

Did you copy this from somewhere? (Not that I think you couldn't make it up, but it's just so... so.... perfect and pithy, you MUST be copying.)

If I'm wrong -- a heavy-duty thumbs up. [insert impressed nod or two here.]

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-09-2003, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
did you satisfy her?

TM

Definite hate-fuck. You fuck her till you know she's had an orgasm, then you roll over and try to sleep as far away from her as possible. The next morning you have an awkward breakfast and drop her off at her condo and try not to squeal the tires as you nearly roll your truck trying to get the hell away like you're in a SARS zone.

dtb · 10-09-2003, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No inside joke, so no whiff. But no real animosity on my part, either. When I flame nfh, I get that feeling you get when you laugh at someone on the street with a hideous deformity or a pronounced speech impediment. You feel bad for doing it. A better person would not do it. But sometime you just can't help it.

Who is this Shape Shifter, and how can it be so consistently funny?

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-09-2003, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It works fine for me. And I will worry about my psychological quirks. You worry about yours.

Edited to note that your description sounds like a horoscope -- it's pretty general. Not unhappy with self, not entirely happy . . . not ugly, but not attractive (assuming you mean gorgeous by attractive) . . . smart . . . has some insecurities that hold the person back. This describes at least 75% of the people around here.

What would you have wanted me to say? Kinda fat, not too pretty-faced, uptight pain in the ass high maintenance witch? You want me to go on? I'm assuming there's a certain level of politeness here... I'll note that you haven't challenged the truthfulness of anything I said.

You just sound like what I used to describe in college as a "Troll", the short, unhappy cock-blocking girl who was so much uneeded baggage when you were trying hook up with her cute friend.

LessinSF · 10-09-2003, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Did you copy this from somewhere? (Not that I think you couldn't make it up, but it's just so... so.... perfect and pithy, you MUST be copying.)

If I'm wrong -- a heavy-duty thumbs up. [insert impressed nod or two here.]

No. I've been saying versions of it for years - ever since I read that "Funkytown" sold 8 million copies. Sometimes it comes out as "8 million people can't be right."

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-09-2003, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I figure from your last post that you must know what you're talking about. When you get all uptight and bitchy, do you chill out by taking it in the pooper (as ThrashersFan would say)?

What, is it unmasculine that I like a little ass play?

S(I'll kick your fucking ass...)D

Tyrone Slothrop · 10-09-2003, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What, is it unmasculine that I like a little ass play?

S(I'll kick your fucking ass...)D

Not at all. I didn't think you'd take as good as you give.

ltl/fb · 10-09-2003, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'll note that you haven't challenged the truthfulness of anything I said.

It is glaringly obvious after three years of reading the same posts from you over and over and over that there is no point in arguing with you. Anything I say will to your mind just reinforce everything you think about me -- if I am argumentative, I am more of a troll. If I say no, I am quite attractive, you will say I am protesting too much. And so on. There's nothing in it for me.

dtb · 10-09-2003, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
No. I've been saying versions of it for years - ever since I read that "Funkytown" sold 8 million copies. Sometimes it comes out as "8 million people can't be right."

Well, good on 'ya then.

I like the other way better. More pith.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-09-2003, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Not at all. I didn't think you'd take as good as you give.

Well, I prefer pitching... but I am nothing if not curious...

I've written on the "Lots of guys dig ass play" subject about 50X. I can't do it again here...

S(Suffice it to say, I've been rimmed and did not enjoy it... I'm insecure about having anyone eyeballing those regions up close, no matter how much she digs it)D

SlaveNoMore · 10-09-2003, 06:54 PM

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LessinSF
No. I've been saying versions of it for years - ever since I read that "Funkytown" sold 8 million copies. Sometimes it comes out as "8 million people can't be right."

8 million and 1.

That song kicks ass and makes me wanna shake my groove thang.

s4e

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-09-2003, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It is glaringly obvious after three years of reading the same posts from you over and over and over that there is no point in arguing with you. Anything I say will to your mind just reinforce everything you think about me -- if I am argumentative, I am more of a troll. If I say no, I am quite attractive, you will say I am protesting too much. And so on. There's nothing in it for me.

Bullshit. I'm not even going to dignify your attempt to find the backdoor out of the fight. Its speaks for itself --- its just that pathetic.

S(If you've read my posts so much, you're well aware I laugh at myself quite a bit when I'm wrong, so your concern is misplaced, if not false)D

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-09-2003, 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by Someone's Evil Twin
Ah, yes, the old let's imitate Paigow's "butral honesty post" (am I using the right name for the marginal commentary, Ms. Princess?).

Well, the amusing thing about it when Her Highness does it is how much of Her goes into it. If you're going to imitate Her, this post should be as much about you as about ...

Oh, wait a minute. Never mind.

Accusing me of transferring self-loathing at another?

S(I wouldn't use my real moniker for that post either)D

ltl/fb · 10-09-2003, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

At risk of sounding like NFH, just drop it. Anyone on here could tell you that I in no way think I'm perfect. I really have very little, if any, respect for your opinion so what you think of me is really immaterial to me. I don't know what you are trying to accomplish -- what, if I admit all I need is a good fuck, you will hook me up with someone? Come down here and do it yourself? Given how self-obsessed I am, there really is not a whole lot about me that you can tell me that I don't already know. I've either accepted it or am working on it, and really do not need your help.

I deleted your PM without reading it. Just let it go.

str8outavannuys · 10-09-2003, 07:17 PM

Sending Sebby and ltl/fb to neutral corners for a minute, because it's time to cue up the skanky cheerleaders and the creepy looking janitor.

Load up the board and
settle in
It's like a car crash
never ends
These self-indulgent
legal minds
They write and waste
each other's time

Hello, hello, hello, how low
hello, hello, hello, how low
I can't ketchup how far to go
Oh no, twelve pages more

Leagl makes sure folks are pay'n us
Parodies won't entertain us
[Insert joke re Thrashers' anus]
Man this entry is the lamest, yeah

I'm really quite the hypocrite
Beyond TV my posts ain't shit
This little group don't wanna hear
I just saw David Allan Grier

Oh no, don't blow, this day's so slow,
my productivity is low
oh no, oh no, ain't got no flow
oh no, oh no, oh no

There's no shrink who could explain us
Dysfunctional - so they paint us
Still can't get to TF's anus
Cmon veterans, entertain us, yeah.

str8