Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Why the hell do all of you people have multiple digital photos of yourselves on your work computers?

I just crop the face out of all of the cock pics I send to fringey.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I just crop the face out of all of the cock pics I send to fringey.

You can suck your own cock? Impressive!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by spookyfish
You can suck your own cock? Impressive!

You can't?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by spookyfish
You can suck your own cock? Impressive!

It's just another cock w/out a smiling face in the picture.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yes. That's a legit 720.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wJcB...D%20Fontenette

TM

Jaw dropping, but that was a 690.

[patentparanyc]

http://socialitelife.com/2006/07/07/...he_horizon.php

I drink Vitamin Water. And I like it a lot. So I was sympathetic when I heard V-Water is forcing K. Clarkson to lose weight prior to going public with her deal. Then I see pics. I'm conflicted. she does look chunky dude, sorry.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's just another cock w/out a smiling face in the picture.

I think you should send the picture of the cock with the face drawn on and see what it matches to.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think you should send the picture of the cock with the face drawn on and see what it matches to.

if he asks for "family" instead of "celebrities" I think it will come up with his sister- you can find dozens of pictures of her face right on a cock on the internet.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
http://socialitelife.com/2006/07/07/...he_horizon.php

I drink Vitamin Water. And I like it a lot. So I was sympathetic when I heard V-Water is forcing K. Clarkson to lose weight prior to going public with her deal. Then I see pics. I'm conflicted. she does look chunky dude, sorry.

I drink Vitamin Water too and I also like it a lot. I especially like the purple Revive flavor and the red Power C flavor and the orange flavor that is kind of like Tang. And drinking the 50 Cent flavor makes me feel totally street.

But I am also conflicted. On the one hand, I am not sure that Vitamin Water has any right to tell Clarkson to lose weight any more than a husband has a right to tell a wife to drop a few sizes. On the other hand, Clarkson definitely has some flab on her, and Vitamin Water is trying to promote a healthy image, with which that flab is definitely inconsistent. And maybe Vitamin Water is just concerned about Clarkson and wants her to be as fit and happy as she can be, especially with the recent news about the non-correlation between fatness and jollyness.

I suggest Kelly hops on a spin bike for a few classes and watches that blubber melt away!

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You can't?

Please. If I could, I'd never leave the house.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I drink Vitamin Water too and I also like it a lot. I especially like the purple Revive flavor and the red Power C flavor and the orange flavor that is kind of like Tang. And drinking the 50 Cent flavor makes me feel totally street.

But I am also conflicted. On the one hand, I am not sure that Vitamin Water has any right to tell Clarkson to lose weight any more than a husband has a right to tell a wife to drop a few sizes. On the other hand, Clarkson definitely has some flab on her, and Vitamin Water is trying to promote a healthy image, with which that flab is definitely inconsistent. And maybe Vitamin Water is just concerned about Clarkson and wants her to be as fit and happy as she can be, especially with the recent news about the non-correlation between fatness and jollyness.

I suggest Kelly hops on a spin bike for a few classes and watches that blubber melt away!

Well, the main difference is between that of V water and Kelly and husband and wife--what is contract law, meaning if V-Water wrote that clause in and K. agreed to that stipulation, I am assuming that is binding. She's being paid to represent a reasonable image of health, no? Short of informal barter with husbands regarding dropping sizes [I think an LV Manhattan PM bag was bandied around] it is more an informal demand. Ask any husband he would insist that part of the marriage contract is for the wife to [try] to maintain her figure/health/in shape-ness...

and a shout out to your V Water flava flaves. I heart the 50 Cent flavor as well.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I drink Vitamin Water too and I also like it a lot. I especially like the purple Revive flavor and the red Power C flavor and the orange flavor that is kind of like Tang. And drinking the 50 Cent flavor makes me feel totally street.

But I am also conflicted. On the one hand, I am not sure that Vitamin Water has any right to tell Clarkson to lose weight any more than a husband has a right to tell a wife to drop a few sizes. On the other hand, Clarkson definitely has some flab on her, and Vitamin Water is trying to promote a healthy image, with which that flab is definitely inconsistent. And maybe Vitamin Water is just concerned about Clarkson and wants her to be as fit and happy as she can be, especially with the recent news about the non-correlation between fatness and jollyness.

I suggest Kelly hops on a spin bike for a few classes and watches that blubber melt away!

doesn't it depend on whether Kelly asked the water company to represent it, or whether the comany asked her?

Say if fringey said "Hank I think we should date." then it's okay for me to say- "okay. but only if you lose weight."

but if I were to say first "I've been thinking, if you lose weight, then we could date," that would strike me as cruel.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Please. If I could, I'd never leave the house.

Boy, you'd really like prison.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
doesn't it depend on whether Kelly asked the water company to represent it, or whether the comany asked her?

Say if fringey said "Hank I think we should date." then it's okay for me to say- "okay. but only if you lose weight."

but if I were to say first "I've been thinking, if you lose weight, then we could date," that would strike me as cruel.

Hank, I think we should date.



ETA what if I just said, "Hank, I think we should fuck like bunnies"?


EATA how is it 85 here????

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Well, the main difference is between that of V water and Kelly and husband and wife--what is contract law, meaning if V-Water wrote that clause in and K. agreed to that stipulation, I am assuming that is binding. She's being paid to represent a reasonable image of health, no? Short of informal barter with husbands regarding dropping sizes [I think an LV Manhattan PM bag was bandied around] it is more an informal demand. Ask any husband he would insist that part of the marriage contract is for the wife to [try] to maintain her figure/health/in shape-ness...

and a shout out to your V Water flava flaves. I heart the 50 Cent flavor as well.

Is not marriage a contractual relationship? State-sanctified and such? Promises to honor and obey and all that? Is not letting oneself go to the tune of a few dress sizes a breach of those contractual duties? I think the Clarkson situation and that of the hypothetical husband and big wife are not so far apart as you would make them seem.