Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
No, I think he's saying that Michael Powell looks good in a thong.

Who is Michael Powell?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Enlarge my breasts and I'm good to go, brother!

Jesus, in 20 years, she's gone from looking like a hooker in Trading Places to looking like Ackroyd's character.

Whats the deal with her being a hermaphrodite? Is that an urban legend?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Who is Michael Powell?

Colin's kid. FCC chairman.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
No, I think he's saying that Michael Powell looks good in a thong.

He's a got a nice ratio.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If they are huge, huge stars, it stands to reason that they did not have "1 hit song," unless your definition of "hit song" means it was a hit on whatever American, Clear Channel radio station that appeals to numbskulls like you.

If Yanni sells 20 albums here and 20 million in Turkey, the album is a hit, knucklehead.

Bitch, please. W won. Only hits in America (fuck, yeah!) matter. No one gives a shit about what the Turks are listening to. So what if Julio's son is big in Argentina. And David Hasslehoff is huuuuge in Germany. Whoop-de-fucking-doo.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Bitch, please. W won. Only hits in America (fuck, yeah!) matter. No one gives a shit about what the Turks are listening to. So what if Julio's son is big in Argentina. And David Hasslehoff is huuuuge in Germany. Whoop-de-fucking-doo.

Xenophobic fuck.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
When you said "famous movie star" and "lusted after", I assumed you meant someone gorgeous like Charlize Thereon.

Not some random Not Bob bimbo.

Jealousy is beneath you. Has Charlize ever worn a hockey sweater? I thought not.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Jealousy is beneath you. Has Charlize ever worn a hockey sweater? I thought not.

Since I didn't read any of G3's posts leading up to the one where he posted the photo of Judd, can someone repeat what he was saying? Is he implying that he fucked Ashley Judd?

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Michael Powell looks good in a thong.

I'm willing to bet not...



I'm not making fun, I think his mom was Samoan.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Since I didn't read any of G3's posts leading up to the one where he posted the photo of Judd, can someone repeat what he was saying? Is he implying that he fucked Ashley Judd?

No, it's supposedly a friend of his who did. Here's what G3 had to say:

• Not me but a friend. A famous movie actress who has been lusted after on these boards, and had her image posted so all could share the lust. A random meet in a bar in Hyannis on a hot summer night. A night at the family cottage. She left a handscribbled note under a glass of fresh squeezed orange juice in the morning. She was gone when he awoke.
  
  Was it all he imagined?
  
  Let's put it this way - his sister was able to deliver us a virtual blow-by-blow of the whole thing one evening when we brought by a nice Bordeaux.
  
  Oh, and his parents found the note before he did.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm willing to bet not...

[Mortherjumpin' HUGE photo of MP.]

I'm not making fun, I think his mom was Samoan.

Yeah, but maybe she has a good ratio.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm willing to bet not...



I'm not making fun, I think his mom was Samoan.

God, but look at that mouth on him. Oh yeh...

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"Why should I change my name? He's the one that sucks."

TM

Hey, man, I already said this.

But good work on the Iglesias/Anthony thing. I must say, it really chaps my hide when people lump in all Spanish-speakers together as if there are no differences between any two of them. It's like "Eh, Chinese, Japanese -- what's the difference?" It's ignant, I tell you -- ignant.

The Peruvians are guilty of this with a vengeance. Their own president (Fujimori -- of Japanese descent) was commonly referred to (even in the newspaper) as "El Chino" (translated roughly, "the Chinaman"). That's ignant too.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by dtb
The Peruvians are guilty of this with a vengeance. Their own president (Fujimori -- of Japanese descent) was commonly referred to (even in the newspaper) as "El Chino" (translated roughly, "the Chinaman").

I blame the pisco. That stuff does bad things to your head.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
Hey, man, I already said this.

But good work on the Iglesias/Anthony thing. I must say, it really chaps my hide when people lump in all Spanish-speakers together as if there are no differences between any two of them. It's like "Eh, Chinese, Japanese -- what's the difference?" It's ignant, I tell you -- ignant.

I lump them together because they both suck, not b/c they both speak Spanish.