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11-13-2003, 06:54 PM
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#976
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Consigliere
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, pay attention. I am looking for an example of a woman whose body is acclaimed -- not one that people say in passing, "nice tits," but one who people are like "wow, she's got a body that never stops, I can't think of anyone with a better body than that, they broke the mold when they made her!"
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We did. We said SJP.
That you've been living under a rock and haven't heard people acclaim her body, but from Katie Couric to Joan Rivers to Larry King; from the flacks on Access Hollywood to my very own Mother, everyone talks about what a great body she had.
In the case of my mother, it usually follows something like this:
Me: "Who puts this ugly bitch on television. She is repulsive"
Mom: "But she has a great body. And she's funny" |
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11-13-2003, 06:55 PM
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#977
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Pete T. is hoping some youngsters aren't as forthcoming about him.
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Was this a habit he acquired in Mexico's La Casa Grande para Ladrones de Calcetín? Oh, wrong Pete T. . . .
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11-13-2003, 06:56 PM
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#978
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
We did. We said SJP.
That you've been living under a rock and haven't heard people acclaim her body, but from Katie Couric to Joan Rivers to Larry King; from the flacks on Access Hollywood to my very own Mother, everyone talks about what a great body she had.
In the case of my mother, it usually follows something like this:
Me: "Who puts this ugly bitch on television. She is repulsive"
Mom: "But she has a great body. And she's funny"
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I wouldn't fuck her with Jane Austen's dick.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-13-2003, 06:57 PM
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#979
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Think Outside the Jar
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
So you are heeding Jane Austen's (however unoriginal, hi Coltrane) advice to write what you know.
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That you would read Jane Austen is disturbing. That you would know what she adivises is more so. That you would assume I would do either, is salmon.
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Laughter is the best medicine, except for vicodin.
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11-13-2003, 07:04 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Originally posted by Connect_the_Dots
[blah, blah, blah] ... is salmon.
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OK. Now, this is about the fourth time I've seen this now, so I no longer think it's some idiosyncracy of one or two individuals. I must have been out (or, perhaps, actually working) when this was coined, so could somebody please give me the homework from that day? |
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11-13-2003, 07:04 PM
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#981
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Quote:
Originally posted by Connect_the_Dots
That you would read Jane Austen is disturbing. That you would know what she adivises is more so. That you would assume I would do either, is salmon.
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Infer much?
Hint: the hi, Coltrane is a hint that this has been discussed on the Board.
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11-13-2003, 07:05 PM
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#982
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I wouldn't fuck her with Jane Austen's dick.
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Given the opportunity, I would gladly fuck her with my very own personal dick. In the name of Science. As I suspect most of you would.
I would also fuck her with Jane Austen's dick.
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11-13-2003, 07:07 PM
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#983
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Given the opportunity, I would gladly fuck her with my very own personal dick. In the name of Science. As I suspect most of you would.
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It's true you know - who am I kidding...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-13-2003, 07:07 PM
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#984
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Proof I pay attention to everything Coltrane posts
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Given the opportunity, I would gladly fuck her with my very own personal dick. In the name of Science.
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I wonder if you'd be filling a God sized hole in her life. |
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11-13-2003, 07:08 PM
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#985
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
[conversation re SJP]
Me: "Who puts this ugly bitch on television. She is repulsive"
Mom: "But she has a great body. And she's funny"
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Dude, you use language like that when talking to your mother? :shakehd:
Apropos of nothing, I'd do* SJP. Heck, I'd borrow and use fringey's rabbit if that's what she wanted. I've kind had a crush on her since "Square Pegs" -- what can I say?
* Insert usual caveats here, both of us single, blah blah blah. |
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11-13-2003, 07:09 PM
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#986
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Udder Butterfaces
Courtney Love
The girl who played Joey's obnoxious girlfriend on Friends.
Pink
The lead singer for the Dipsy Twits
Chyna
Most porn chicks
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11-13-2003, 07:11 PM
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#987
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Think Outside the Jar
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
OK. Now, this is about the fourth time I've seen this now, so I no longer think it's some idiosyncracy of one or two individuals. I must have been out (or, perhaps, actually working) when this was coined, so could somebody please give me the homework from that day?
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Salmon is a fish I invented. I wanted something that would go with Dill (there are so few foods that go well with Dill). Penske invented Chilean Sea Bass on the same day, but most people think the attempt was kind of derivative.
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11-13-2003, 07:11 PM
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#988
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Registered User
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Proof I pay attention to everything Coltrane posts
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I wonder if you'd be filling a God sized hole in her life.
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This is "man getting hit in crotch with football" worthy...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-13-2003, 07:18 PM
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#989
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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hockey haiku
Rangers beat Pittsburgh
Messier scores on rookie
but he is still old.
Hitchcock mocks JR
Scotty-like "motivation"
strife in Pumpkin Land?
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11-13-2003, 07:22 PM
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#990
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Use for Fringey's dick
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Given the opportunity, I would gladly fuck her with my very own personal dick. In the name of Science. As I suspect most of you would.
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I sure would -- I think she is quite cute. |
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