Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You asshole. My sister is dead. She died in a cock sucking accident.

Your sister is sunnybunny?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I think the reputation for not being friendly comes from a little-known quirk about Amsterdam. Marijuana and hashish, while technically illegal, are tolerated and openly sold in coffee shops and bars in a certain district of the city. Consequently, a large percentage of the population of Amsterdam is high as a kite at any given time. This leads to the usual nervousness, paranoia, etc., which tends to make the natives seem more standoffish than they actually are. Or would be absent the chronic intake of chronic.

2. and now can you explain why you scared off all the newbers?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A woman can be, fine as can be;
just like you, sweet honey,
but that don't mean, a thing to me
if'n she ain't got no money
if the purse is fat-that's where it's at
first i look at the purse

i really like living on the beach, and i think I deserve it.

First I look at the TITS.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I suppose one could argue ambiguity in the nebulous duty to honor and obey, but by any reasonable man standard I think it would be hard to dispute that going up a few sizes is a clear breach.

Does this kind of fact pattern come up regularly at the County Attorney's office in Minnesota?

[dtb]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
http://www.epinions.com/Digital_Cameras

Ask and ye shall receive.

I know it is not the cheapest nor the best but I am fond of Sony CyberShot. Easy-peasy handling.

I can get you the CyberShot. How much do you want to pay?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
Does this kind of fact pattern come up regularly at the County Attorney's office in Minnesota?

Given the non-spin-class-attending blubbos I may or may not work with, I am surprised it does not come up more regularly. I seriously do not understand where these lardasses get off being so self-righteous, prosecuting petty offenses like DUI's and such while they take up a bus seat and a half minimum.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by spookyfish
First Photo (Not smiling):
Christopher Reeve
Ralph Fiennes
Paul Walker
Hrithik Roshan (Who?)
Rocky Marciano (I think that's the mouth theory coming in, from the looks of the picture)
Kevin Costner
Stepnen Chow (Again, Who?)

Apparently, I look no more than 62% like any of them.

Second Photo (Smiling and Drunk -- apparently this makes one look older):
Dan Rather
Steve Jobs
Carl Lewis
Marc Chagall
James Caan
Jean Reno
Brad Pitt
Benjamin McKenzie
Mike Meyers

My oldest kid:
Kate Bush
Elisha Cuthbert
Ninet Tayeb
Keira Knightley
Marianne Faithfull

And, in a rather astounding development, the program says she looks most like Ashton Kutcher (though I suppose he does look kind of girly.)

I got Ashton Kutcher in my second round.
That round also got me Ava Gardner, Brittany Murphy, some dude I never heard of, Allyson Hanigan, and repeats of Rene Russo and the fucked up Olsen sister.

The second result was from a photo of me nursing the baby shortly after she was born. Take from that what you will.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Fugee
I thought you were joking but after a little Googling I realized that, once again, truth is stranger than fiction.

And I must be the last person in the world to have a MySpace blog.

Could be.

Even Rupert Murdoch has one.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Mary-Kate Olsen (but not the other one?)
Serena Williams
Molly Ringwald
Rene Russo
Gillian Anderson
Kirsten Dunst
Eva Mendes
Ashlee Simpson
Selma Blair
Hillary Swank

No.
Not even a trace.
Ha!
maybe the cheekbones.
Perhaps a little around the eyes.
uh-uh.
I laugh.
Ewwwww.
Nope.
Gimme a break. Give Hilary a sugar cube.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How so?

It's Friday. Don't ask me to make sense.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
http://socialitelife.com/2006/07/07/...he_horizon.php

I drink Vitamin Water. And I like it a lot. So I was sympathetic when I heard V-Water is forcing K. Clarkson to lose weight prior to going public with her deal. Then I see pics. I'm conflicted. she does look chunky dude, sorry.

If that's chunky you have serious body image distortion issues. Or, to put it less politely, you're fucking stupid.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If that's chunky you have serious body image distortion issues. Or, to put it less politely, you're fucking stupid.

She has rolls hanging over her clothes.

I don't think she is orka the whale, but she is not in the best.shape.ever.

and no, I don't have body dysmorphic issues.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If that's chunky you have serious body image distortion issues. Or, to put it less politely, you're fucking stupid.

most people that drink things like high tech water aren't realy in good shape but they wish they were. It's the somewhat chunky people that walk on a treadmill for a half hour then go eat a burger and fries. so anyway, I would think Kelly could be a little heavy and still do the ads.

Oh, and I'm sure flower is an exception to the above rule.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If that's chunky you have serious body image distortion issues. Or, to put it less politely, you're fucking stupid.

6 is the new 14!

[dtb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Please. If I could, I'd never leave the house.

But eventually you'd lose the house because you couldn't go to work because you'd be sucking your own dick all day, so you wouldn't be able to pay the mortgage, and then you'd just be that homeless guy who sits under the bridge sucking his own dick.

What? You're fine with that?

Carry on.