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12-06-2005, 05:24 PM
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#991
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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ABBA's New Car
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Can you get me to the gym by 5:30 tomorrow morning? I would really appreciate it, and I will introduce you to the spin instructors there.
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You are so head-over-heels in love with me, I almost feel bad accepting unsolicited no-strings-attached fellatio from you.
Almost.
See you at 5:15.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-06-2005, 05:24 PM
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#992
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Iggles
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I hate Baltimore. They can suck it. (residual Super Bowl anger.)
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2! (Because the team won the fucking Super Bowl after moving.)
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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12-06-2005, 05:30 PM
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#993
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Iggles
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
A person who I watched games with this week claims that they (the Texans) are now throwing games intentionally in order to get the best draft pick. He used the end of the last two games as his examples. Seems possible, but I refuse to believe that the team would hang Capers out there like that. Unless they think his fate is already sealed or something, I guess.
Mr Man is very happy if they are trying to lose, b/c he had stupid Baltimore in an elimination pool this week. I hate Baltimore. They can suck it. (residual Super Bowl anger.)
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I think that may have been their strategy all season long.
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12-06-2005, 05:32 PM
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#994
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Iggles
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think that may have been their strategy all season long.
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I suspected as much when they traded Jamie Sharper.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-06-2005, 05:34 PM
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#995
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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The Gold Token

The new Olympic Medal
Apropos of little, Stephen Colbert absolutely nailed the design of these medals on that icon of American television*, The Colbert Report:**
- It was very, very exciting to get my tickets [to the Olympics] — until I saw the design of the medals released today. Take a look at these.
Congratulations: You've won a giant gold washer. Or a subway token.
Think about it. You've been training since you were three. Your parents had to separate so you could live with your coach. Your brothers and sisters couldn't go to college so you could go to luge camp. You finally win the gold, and they put this around your neck.
Now apparently it's supposed to represent a piazza, which the Olympic Committee calls "a great symbol image of Italy." That's an elegant translation. You know what another great symbol image of Italy is?
The pizza. And you know what a pizza looks like? An Olympic medal.
Gattigap
* I vaguely recall some loser predicting this show's imminent demise, who must now be crying small, girlish sobs in the pillow each night now that Colbert's hit his stride. Atticus? Uh huh. That's you I'm callin' out, son.
** Haven't seen it? Watch it. No cable? Buy it. No TV? Steal one. It's the best thing on TV today. And if you don't watch it, it's clear that you just hate America.
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12-06-2005, 05:36 PM
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#996
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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The Gold Token
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Originally posted by Gattigap

The new Olympic Medal
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Looks like a doughnut to me. Or a chocolate.
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12-06-2005, 05:39 PM
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#997
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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The Gold Token
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Looks like a doughnut to me. Or a chocolate.
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Hank's cock ring.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-06-2005, 05:40 PM
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#998
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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The Gold Token
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Apropos of little, Stephen Colbert absolutely nailed the design of these medals on that icon of American television*, The Colbert Report:**
* I vaguely recall some loser predicting this show's imminent demise, who must now be crying small, girlish sobs in the pillow each night now that Colbert's hit his stride. Atticus? Uh huh. That's you I'm callin' out, son.
** Haven't seen it? Watch it. No cable? Buy it. No TV? Steal one. It's the best thing on TV today. And if you don't watch it, it's clear that you just hate America.
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Agree on all counts. What about the Kennedy Center honors thing and the resemblance to Mork's suspenders?
I enjoy The Repor[t]. I can't pin down whether I would rank it one and TDS two or visa versa. Depends on the night. I'm a particular fan of the segment where he Settles The Debate.
I also like David Spade's Showbiz Show. Good stuff continues to come out of tha CC.
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12-06-2005, 05:49 PM
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#999
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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The Gold Token
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Agree on all counts. What about the Kennedy Center honors thing and the resemblance to Mork's suspenders?
I enjoy The Repor[t]. I can't pin down whether I would rank it one and TDS two or visa versa. Depends on the night. I'm a particular fan of the segment where he Settles The Debate.
I also like David Spade's Showbiz Show. Good stuff continues to come out of tha CC.
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I think it would be SUPERfun for you if you Tivo'ed all these things and then watched them on the weekend!!
I really need to get TV.
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12-06-2005, 06:00 PM
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#1000
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Via Norbizness (who has his own list), I found 52 reasons that ESPN/ABC/Disney sucks.
Discuss.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-06-2005, 06:02 PM
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#1001
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The berry patch
Posts: 8
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ABBA's New Car
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Originally posted by bilmore
Carbon fiber is best at below-freezing temps. You can lick your bike and your tongue doesn't stick like it does on metal bikes.
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Plus, we really add nice texture to Bilmore's banana seat after his gas condensces.
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Old and in the way?
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12-06-2005, 06:04 PM
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#1002
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Iggles
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've seen them live many, many times this season. They're really that bad. It's breathtaking, really.
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Like an ugly baby?
TM
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12-06-2005, 06:06 PM
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#1003
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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For dtb and bnb
and other members of the tribe: Yarmulkebra.com
They appear not to be built for the stacked.
ET put in better picture.
ET again to point out that their website says: Customers interested in bras made from their vintage bat mitzvah or bar mitzvah yarmulkes, may contact us directly at custom@yarmulkebra.com.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-06-2005, 06:20 PM
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#1004
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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I agree with everything on that list except: (1) Stuart Scott should be the number one thing everyone hates, (2) they have forgotten how annoying Keith Olbermann became before he left and apparently have romanticized their memory of him (he was good at first, but the "they're not gonna get 'em -- got 'em/beaten like a rented mule/a poor craftsman blames his tools" crap was absolutely tiresome way before he left) and (3) Linda Cohn (deathstrike: my foot up her ass).
TM
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12-06-2005, 06:25 PM
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#1005
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Sex toys made from synthetic materials may be toxic!
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