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Old 06-09-2005, 05:05 PM   #91
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I think it's interesting that they would fashion something resembling something normally negatively associated with sex. What's next? The gonorrhea butt plug?
What I found troubling about it was teh eyeballs. Like they are trying to make it look it looke like a living creature or something? Its like, here Fudgie, eat me.
 
Old 06-09-2005, 05:06 PM   #92
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Porno chicks on the packages? If not, no.
Why, what's the problem?
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Old 06-09-2005, 05:06 PM   #93
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I think its safe. Unless you get one with a claw full of pubes.
Does the same caution apply to your recycled boy toys?
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Old 06-09-2005, 05:07 PM   #94
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no, that's racist. Canadian men can't help they are generally poorly endowed.
I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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Old 06-09-2005, 05:08 PM   #95
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Does the same caution apply to your recycled boy toys?
Why would you say such a hurtful thing to me, Sidd? When I have been nothing but nice to you?
 
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I think it's interesting that they would fashion something resembling something normally negatively associated with sex. What's next? The gonorrhea butt plug?

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Why would you say such a hurtful thing to me, Sidd? When I have been nothing but nice to you?
You are far too sensitive. I was really throwing you a softball.
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Old 06-09-2005, 05:12 PM   #98
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I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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I know some other word was in order, but I don't know it. Nationalist? Anti-canadian?
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Old 06-09-2005, 05:14 PM   #99
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You are far too sensitive. I was really throwing you a softball.
That is the problem I had with My Crabby. And I am over flaming. Its beneath me.
 
Old 06-09-2005, 05:14 PM   #100
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Go for it.
What's up with 75% of the vibes at Cindies, for example, having scantly clad and / or naked women on their packaging? Just for clarification these are porn star/stripper scantly clad, not artistic and asthetically pleasing scantly clad. It confuses the hell out of me. Do the vibrator marketers think that lesbians are the only ones that buy vibrators? Does market research indicate that guys buy vibrators for their girlfriends? Do they think that naked women are going to turn on other women? Are they trying to tell us that if we use their vibrator we'll become porn stars or strippers? This rant was a lot longer elsewhere, but I don't get it.

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  • The Doc Johnson velvet vibe that I got on the particular porn shop trip that percipitated this rant makes me want to get more in different sizes. I'm really digging the texture.
  • I've never bought a vibrator from a store that didn't immediately test it as I purchased it due to absolute "no returns" policies. Stores with these policies include Good Vibrations, Babes in Toyland, the Erotic Cabaret and the aforementionted Cindies.

ETA: apparently I ranted about this before here too. Damnit, I need to keep my fora straight.
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Why, what's the problem?
I heart you, but I feel ugly when I am carrying around the pictures of all the hot porn chicks.
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I know some other word was in order, but I don't know it. Nationalist? Anti-canadian?
Xenophobic.

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Old 06-09-2005, 05:21 PM   #103
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I think its safe. Unless you get one with a claw full of pubes.
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Old 06-09-2005, 05:26 PM   #104
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Just wait one second, there, missy...

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I've never bought a vibrator from a store that didn't immediately test it as I purchased it due to absolute "no returns" policies. Stores with these policies include Good Vibrations, Babes in Toyland, the Erotic Cabaret and the aforementionted Cindies.
Do you mean they test it right there in the store? On someone else? Do you mean you test it on yourself? Right there in the store? Do they have some kind of masturbatorium on-premesis?

What if you test it right there in the store and find it unsatisfactory (heh)? Does that mean they re-stock it?

So many questions.
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Old 06-09-2005, 05:31 PM   #105
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Just wait one second, there, missy...

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Do you mean they test it right there in the store? On someone else? Do you mean you test it on yourself? Right there in the store? Do they have some kind of masturbatorium on-premesis?

What if you test it right there in the store and find it unsatisfactory (heh)? Does that mean they re-stock it?

So many questions.
Maybe they have floor samples for testing? are there clearance sales when the new models come out, like with running shoes?
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