Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
As opposed to the party of - er - Lou Gramm - who was not only ugly as sin, but was oh so "Hot blooded, check it and see"

Lots of Lou Gramms are ugly and Dems...

[Not Bob]

Random observations while shopping at lunchtime.....

A battered Volvo in the parking lot of MegaBooks, sporting the usual "Bush Lied!" "God is coming, and boy, is She pissed!" and "Meat is Murder" bumper stickers. Also sporting a bunch of stickers for bands (the only one I heard of was the Pixies). The band name that made me laugh? "The Arrogants." Must be Flower's new group.

Holiday music is now playing 24/7 on one of the ClearInfinity stations -- on the way from MegaBooks to the Mall of Mammon, I hear a traditional song (I forget which one) being sung by Gloria Estefan. I'd bang her (but carefully -- I think she broke her back in a tour bus accident a couple of years ago). I also, apropos of the earlier thread, mentally observe that she is Cuban.

A cute young sales clerk at Gimbels asks me if I want to try a sample of Brut 33 ("by Faberge"). When I start to say no, she gives me the flirtatious fake frown and says "you're not going to be a Scrooge, are you?" I smile, finish saying no, and remind myself that (a) she is on commission, and (2) I am probably older than the professor who is busily grading her "Chaucer in Context: Patriarchical Oppression of Peasant Womyn in Early Modern English Literature" essay for Lit I at Podunkville U.

Cold and rain is a shitty weather combination.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

With some help from photoshop, here are some photos of what Anna would look like naked. They're pretty good and they confirm the quality and shapeliness of her ass.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/image....41215anna1.jpg

[Spree: The link has the nude photos, but I don't think any words on that page would be a red flag for your IT department]

Here are a few of the photos they doctored:





It's a worth a look for the ladies as well. Enrique has a pretty good build, which you can see in the other pics.

TM

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by dtb
And this is applicable to all gay couples, why?

I think her point is that mommies are better parents than daddies, and that it is a lucky child indeed who has two mommies.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
No different at all MOST of the time...

Are we back on the "Things That Suck" thread? Yay! Because I have another one:

When you are on a really long conference call and you really have to pee, and it is about to end, and then some dork has to go and ask another question and prolong the conference call by fifteen minutes. DOH!

And ncs.

O.K., technically that is two things. What . . . . EVER!

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I take it you have video cameras and crash helmets on your kids at all times?

We hire ex-secret service agents as baby sitters and security guards, and keep them on round-the-clock.

Can you believe those straight parents, though, leaving their kid in a recalled portable crib?

Let's face it, only lesbians (and people with secret service protection) should have children.


(ETA: Shit. Ty beat me to the lesbian line.)

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by dtb
Oh, right. My mistake.

I'm sure it would be much better for children to grow up in orphanages instead of with people who go out of their way to adopt children. (I imagine adopting as a gay couple -- especially a male gay couple -- is not the most burden-free process.) I guess those guys went through all that trouble just so they could take them to the Caribbean and neglect them. Bad, Bad Gay Guys!!!

But the kids were well-dressed.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob

Cold and rain is a shitty weather combination.

think of it as marketing B., the Pig's parking lot will be slick as all hell.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I take it you have video cameras and crash helmets on your kids at all times?

Sounds like portrait day at the Chinaski household!

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
We hire ex-secret service agents as baby sitters and security guards, and keep them on round-the-clock.

Can you believe those straight parents, though, leaving their kid in a recalled portable crib?

Let's face it, only lesbians (and people with secret service protection) should have children.

The playground that I used to play in when I was a kid has been totally stripped of all the fun stuff like the see saw and jungle gym and merry-go-round, and they put in equipment that won't splinter, doesn't have hard edges and they tore out all the concrete and put in the rubber surfacing instead. I swear to God I saw a kid there playing with a crash helmet on.

If I managed to survive my childhood, anyone can. It's getting to be a bit ridiculous on how over-protective we've gotten around kids.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Truth is, Sunny just wanted an excuse to tell us she was at the Ritz on St. Thomas.

The Four Seasons on Nevis is much, much nicer.

I haven't been back since it was flattened by a hurricane. I understand the beach, always a bit thin, is now almost completely gone.

Hurricanes suck.

(Thanks to Sunny for enabling this post; see you at the 4 Seasons, Gao, Sunny?)

Freaking amazing time of year. I have finished all of my holiday shopping, including a few gifts for memememememe.

I have managed to go shopping during the morning hours and work into the evening to avoid all crowds and irritating parking lots. It's amazing what a difference that makes... I even baked some cookies for a cookie exchange... Mr. Arby is wondering if I've been abducted by aliens... possibly.

Ok, off to a meeting...


Falalalalalalalalalala.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Hurricanes suck.

This thread has really made the board come alive!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Are we back on the "Things That Suck" thread? Yay! Because I have another one:

When you are on a really long conference call and you really have to pee, and it is about to end, and then some dork has to go and ask another question and prolong the conference call by fifteen minutes. DOH!

And ncs.

O.K., technically that is two things. What . . . . EVER!

Same douchebag who asked questions at the end of class in law school and CLEs.

My current hatred is reserved for the people who hold up the line in 7/11 by charging a fucking soda and bag of chips. A few months ago, I was in line to get a magazine for my commute when the guy in front of me decided to charge candy and chips. If I waited for the charge to go through, I'd miss the train. but i could not board the train without a magazine either, so I was really stuck in a tight spot. I leaned in and said "Its one me" and bought his shit and mine and then ran for the train, which I barely made. The guy had the nerve to look pissed when I did it. Free fucking candy! How was that rude on my part?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by barely_legal
(Less and I would have been so much more entertaining and if he pushed me, he'd be finishing the race in a wheelchair).

I would have been too busy diddling Kris to push you.

Seriously, I hope I meet Jonathan and Victoria some day so that I can leave with her (although she is looking pretty used in the face from having to looking at him) because he is one of the foulest reality TV contestants yet (and that is saying something). He complains she doesn't help, yet she carries his bag and he whines that he can't run more than about 50 feet, as just one example. She clearly is just a trophy to him, and one he doesn't buff and polish the way he should. The most frustrating thing is that they don't find a way to lose. The good thing is that it gives him more TV time to expose himself as the ass he clearly is so that people shun him and advise her to GET OUT.