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07-12-2005, 07:04 PM
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#1036
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Well, Hank is in the 89th percentile for penis length, and 91st percentile for girth. And Penske's delicate.
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I'd fuck penske. Or Tom Cruise. Not the 2 together though. They'd talk too much.
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07-12-2005, 07:05 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm guessing you don't possess a writhing love anaconda.
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I don't think you can even import those anymore. They're endangered. |
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07-12-2005, 07:06 PM
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#1038
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by bilmore
I don't think you can even import those anymore. They're endangered.
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As PLF has been claiming for years.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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07-12-2005, 07:06 PM
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#1039
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I used to share a lockeroom with Wilt Chamberlein.
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I knew him too. Nice fellow. Sold medical supplies, no? I don't remember his cock. Was he the gentleman with the hairy mole on it?
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07-12-2005, 07:08 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Unbroken Chain
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its still better than hearing Phil sing.
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Too true. The '75 DC show I recently acquired has "Box of Rain." There are some songs that should never be covered by other bands. This is the opposite; only other bands should be allowed to play "Box" live. Great song, but Phil's singing? When you sound that bad next to Jerry and Bobby...
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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07-12-2005, 07:11 PM
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#1041
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I used to share a lockeroom with Wilt Chamberlein.
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Do you mean "lockeroom" in the PLF sense, or the normal guy sense?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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07-12-2005, 07:20 PM
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#1042
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by bilmore
I don't think you can even import those anymore. They're endangered.
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I thought your kids were always dragging exotic creatures home. Perhaps the girls aren't yet old enough to seek out the writhing love anacondas. But just you wait....
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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07-12-2005, 07:24 PM
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#1043
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Unbroken Chain
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Too true. The '75 DC show I recently acquired has "Box of Rain." There are some songs that should never be covered by other bands. This is the opposite; only other bands should be allowed to play "Box" live. Great song, but Phil's singing? When you sound that bad next to Jerry and Bobby...
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Phil was an asshole egomaniac. He probably thinks he sounds like Tony Bennett.
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07-12-2005, 07:30 PM
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#1044
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I knew him too. Nice fellow. Sold medical supplies, no? I don't remember his cock. Was he the gentleman with the hairy mole on it?
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You think I make this stuff up?!?!!?
I swam the lunchtime Masters workout at the Westwood Community Center pool. He waterwalked in the open swim lane, as it was a less stressful (on his fucked up knees) form of aerobic exercise. The concurrent pool uses ran the same time, 11:45-1 M-F, so we were always in the 500 SFt lockerroom together.
Circa 93-94.
Prior to that I used to share a lockerroom with Jesse Jackson in DC. We would discuss politics.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
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07-12-2005, 07:33 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Do you mean "lockeroom" in the PLF sense, or the normal guy sense?
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Normal guy, although it was Westwood, so it was me and a lot of model/actor types. Is that normal?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-12-2005, 07:34 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
You think I make this stuff up?!?!!?
I swam the lunchtime Masters workout at the Westwood Community Center pool. He waterwalked in the open swim lane, as it was a less stressful (on his fucked up knees) form of aerobic exercise. The concurrent pool uses ran the same time, 11:45-1 M-F, so we were always in the 500 SFt lockerroom together.
Circa 93-94.
Prior to that I used to share a lockerroom with Jesse Jackson in DC. We would discuss politics.
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I shared a locker room with the early '90s Trailblazers. Rod Strickland peed in the shower.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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07-12-2005, 07:43 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I shared a locker room with the early '90s Trailblazers. Rod Strickland peed in the shower.
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If they were communal that is sort of gross.
eta: why were you staring?nttawwt
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-12-2005, 07:49 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I shared a locker room with the early '90s Trailblazers. Rod Strickland peed in the shower.
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I share a locker room with a bunch of chicks. They all have boobies. |
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07-12-2005, 07:54 PM
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#1049
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
If they were communal that is sort of gross.
eta: why were you staring?nttawwt
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Urine is actually quite sterile. |
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07-12-2005, 08:08 PM
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#1050
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Speaking of salty
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I share a locker room with a bunch of chicks. They all have boobies.
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We have a winner!
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