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06-15-2005, 02:36 PM
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#1051
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You punched him in the mouth, right? You are required to punch on the face people who fuck up "buddy hook ups." I had a shot at a supermodel - I mean, a real out-of-my-league rock star hottie - a few years back. Dipshit buddy of mine who was hooking up with her friend said something so awful to her friend that her friend threw both of us out of the house. Still burns me up. You only get so many of those chances...
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All's well that ends well. I explained the situation to the girl I was hooking up. We had a laugh, drove Charles home, and then went to my place.
I couldn't stay mad at the guy in any event. Later in the summer, a couple of girls he knew from Campus Crusade for Christ came down to visit and he asked he to entertain one of them while he put his dirty, dirty moves on the other. I reluctantly agreed, but it turns out the friend was crazy in bed. She didn't drink, but she sure liked to fuck. She had been a virgin, but she was both curious and aggressive. She basically ended up moving in for about 2 weeks. Thank god I was only 20 and could stay up til 5:00 fucking and still make it to work the next morning at 8:00. When I finally returned her to Charles' apt, turns out the other one thought Charles was kinda boring, too, and was fucking his roommate.
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06-15-2005, 02:36 PM
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#1052
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"Its no big deal. Its just sex."
Or at least thats what he claimed later. I'm sure there was more to it, as he was blazing shitfaced.
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was it the one guy? Maybe he accidently knocked over a vase or something?
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06-15-2005, 02:42 PM
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#1053
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yes, do tell. Sidd needs better material than this hormone nonsense.
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You wound me. And I was being generous -- it was a better excuse for trying to talk sense into Sebby than anyone else has ever had (me included).
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06-15-2005, 02:43 PM
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#1054
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Guest
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Your two cents
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
My book club was cancelled for tomorrow night. I have decided to have the babysitter come anyway and take myself to the movies.
What I cannot decide?... Mr. and Mrs. Smith or Batman Begins.
Pros and cons?
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Why on earth would anyone possibly want to see a commercial piece of crap like Batman Begins (unless they were a comic book geek, and most of us are not)? Why support that Tom Cruise bullshit?
I would actually consider seeing the Smiths, despite my disdain for anything with a publicity machine behind it bc Angelina is the sexiest woman on the planet.
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06-15-2005, 02:45 PM
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#1055
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Your two cents
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Tom Cruise bullshit?
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Today's entry from gofugyourself:
Is the kid Dakota Fanning? Whoever she is, the poor thing has wretched teeth.
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06-15-2005, 02:51 PM
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#1056
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Guest
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I want this vibrator
Quote:
Originally posted by Sparklehorse
So I sent the link to this to a friend who asked "isn't a tongue much better? although it doesn't last as long..."
Opinions?
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I don't get it. Either I am whiffing or this is apples and oranges.
Did you tell your friend about My Crabby?
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06-15-2005, 02:59 PM
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#1057
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I didn't look at the article.
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Obviously.
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Really shrunken, troll-like neo-cons getting mobbed by ... well, by the chicks looking for MRS degrees, for a start. And sorority chicks.
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My point exactly. Not happening.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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06-15-2005, 03:01 PM
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#1058
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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I want this vibrator
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I like my chicks hot and muddy?
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Who doesn't?
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06-15-2005, 03:02 PM
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#1059
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Guest
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I want this vibrator
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Apples and oranges -- it's a stupid comment (uh, no offense to your friend; well, whatever, offense works for me actually). Saying, "isn't a rabbit much better?" or "isn't the Magic Wand much better?" might be on point. Willing,* skilled tongues are not always available.
This post reminded me that I had a dream in which some guy actually did blow himself last night. Huh.
*Can you believe that there are guys in their 30s who don't like to do oral? WTF?
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I don't think plowing through this
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=phil+spector/v=2/SID=w/TID=I043_78/l=IVI/SIG=1340e4n2k/EXP=1118944809/*-http%3A//newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41178000/jpg/_41178541_spector1_bodyap.jpg[/IMG]
to get to this
[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=roast+beef/v=2/SID=w/TID=I043_78/l=IVI/SIG=144gqanak/EXP=1118944883/*-http%3A//www.cooksrecipes.com/recipe_pics/recipe_pics_1.2/beef_roast_with_green_beans_&_caramelized_onions.jpg[/IMG]
seems real appealing.
(IRonweed, are you a gay again?)
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06-15-2005, 03:05 PM
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#1060
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
All's well that ends well. I explained the situation to the girl I was hooking up. We had a laugh, drove Charles home, and then went to my place.
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did you make out more? get bare tit?
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06-15-2005, 03:08 PM
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#1061
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question.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Apparently in general. Given the amount of time that has been spent there by other people, I don't think it's my issue.
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This new "wham bam thank you ma'am" fringey is kinda freaking me out a little in a pulp fiction kinda way
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06-15-2005, 03:11 PM
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#1062
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Your two cents
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why on earth would anyone possibly want to see a commercial piece of crap like Batman Begins (unless they were a comic book geek, and most of us are not)? Why support that Tom Cruise bullshit?
I would actually consider seeing the Smiths, despite my disdain for anything with a publicity machine behind it bc Angelina is the sexiest woman on the planet.
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Last time I checked, Tom Cruise was not actually in Batman Begins. And Christian Bale is fine fine fine.
And I kind of like commerical pieces of crap, especially in the summer.
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06-15-2005, 03:12 PM
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#1063
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
There was a time when I would have taken the bourbon and blow over oral sex, any day. This is no longer that time.
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There was a time I could do all three. This is no longer that time.
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Boogers!
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06-15-2005, 03:15 PM
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#1064
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Guest
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good god, sometimes I used to lament not having had enough fun in college and grad school. Now I'm glad that the experience was simply pretty good. I used to envy people who talked about college as the best years of their lives and would give anything to go back. but now I realize how paralyzing that would be. Jesus Christ, Sebby, I've had more fun in the past year or so than I did in four years of college, and I'm looking forward to a lot more. Yes, I'd love to recapture that feeling of endless possibility that I had back then, but you can't hold on to that past, say, 25, anyway.
You have to stop living in the past, or comparing everything to the past. Your prism is fucked up, Sebby -- to hear you tell it, nothing will ever measure up to some previous experience. Your life is now and for the next 50 (well, maybe 40) years.
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Uh, didn't Nate Fisher give this same speech to Tom Wheeler on Monday night?
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06-15-2005, 03:16 PM
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#1065
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 13
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One last thing
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Schiavo autopsy report backs husband
Medical examiner says she suffered from 'irreversible' brain injury.
TAMPA, Fla. - In a victory for Michael Schiavo, a coroner who performed an autopsy on Terri Schiavo reported Wednesday that she suffered from an irreversible brain injury and would not have recovered as her parents insisted was possible.
What I'd really like to see is Michael Schiavo gathering these people together and saying a big "Fuck You - thanks for interfering in my life these past 10 years assholes. Mind your own fucking business next time."
Could that happen?
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Nice try. Let Mikey use that response when he meets his maker to try to avoid eternal damnation, although certainly he’s going straight to hell.
The fix was in here, the ME’s report had to show no traces of the crimes committed. The corruption and conspiracy that resulted in Terri’s murder was too broad and involved too many evil elected officials and mindless bureaucrats.
If you want to ask a relevant question, it is: "why did a guy who inflicted severe trauma on his wife and then started another common-law marriage relationship with another woman , have any rights in relation to his victim, including the right to starve her to death with the State's assistance?”; or
“Why did the State and Federal judiciary, Executive and legislative branches of government abdicate their obligations to protect Terri’s Constitutional Right to Live?”
Shame, shame, shame!
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