Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I do appreciate that, but Sebastian is in an Atkins-caused LSD-fat-deposit-based hallucinogenic psychosis right now. He will not remember any of this once he gets back on the carbs. And it is unlikely that he is going to scroll back and read these once the psychosis is over. But, in case that does happen, let me just say to the future non-hallucinatory and psychotic Sebastian who is reading this that I'm just funnin' with ya. O.K.? We're cool, right?

I may have to try the Atkins diet. Sounds fun.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I do appreciate that, but Sebastian is in an Atkins-caused LSD-fat-deposit-based hallucinogenic psychosis right now. He will not remember any of this once he gets back on the carbs. And it is unlikely that he is going to scroll back and read these once the psychosis is over. But, in case that does happen, let me just say to the future non-hallucinatory and psychotic Sebastian who is reading this that I'm just funnin' with ya. O.K.? We're cool, right?

I had linguini for lunch. The colors are fucking awesome. Check Atkins off the list of causes...

You know, I can't wait to get home today, fire the tops of my new bottle of Blavod (black colored vodka for screwheaded rubes like me), mix it up with one of those tropical Fuze drinks, pour in half a red bull, fire up a Camel light and sit on the deck, staring at the sky, mulling over where I'll waste a pile of money at dinner, embarrassing myself by slurring while ordering ("Yes... the mussels and filet... filet of steak... yes..."). Then I'll badger a buddy to bake me and pass out watching some lousy movie I got from Blockbuster last nite.

Or I could go to the beach. Nah, fuck that. Too much work.

Has it really come to this? Should I shout... should I scream? Maggie, what have I done?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had linguini for lunch. The colors are fucking awesome. Check Atkins off the list of causes...

You know, I can't wait to get home today, fire the tops of my new bottle of Blavod (black colored vodka for screwheaded rubes like me), mix it up with one of those tropical Fuze drinks, pour in half a red bull, fire up a Camel light and sit on the deck, staring at the sky, mulling over where I'll waste a pile of money at dinner, embarrassing myself by slurring while ordering ("Yes... the mussels and filet... filet of steak... yes..."). Then I'll badger a buddy to bake me and pass out watching some lousy movie I got from Blockbuster last nite.

Or I could go to the beach. Nah, fuck that. Too much work.

Has it really come to this? Should I shout... should I scream? Maggie, what have I done?

What about the horns in Rainy Day Women #12 & 35?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What about the horns in Rainy Day Women #12 & 35?

Not a huge fan of that song. Its Dylan's "Big Balls."

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had linguini for lunch. The colors are fucking awesome. Check Atkins off the list of causes...

You know, I can't wait to get home today, fire the tops of my new bottle of Blavod (black colored vodka for screwheaded rubes like me), mix it up with one of those tropical Fuze drinks, pour in half a red bull, fire up a Camel light and sit on the deck, staring at the sky, mulling over where I'll waste a pile of money at dinner, embarrassing myself by slurring while ordering ("Yes... the mussels and filet... filet of steak... yes..."). Then I'll badger a buddy to bake me and pass out watching some lousy movie I got from Blockbuster last nite.

Or I could go to the beach. Nah, fuck that. Too much work.

Has it really come to this? Should I shout... should I scream? Maggie, what have I done?

I can't wait to finish reviewing this answer. Then, I'm gonna cut out early and head up to a "friend's" place up north in Coon Rapids. Makes bathtub crank in a shit box manufactured home up there. I'm gonna smoke so much I'll be able to feel my heart beating in my eyeballs and I'll feel like I need to peel my skull back and drag a garden rake across my brain because it itches so much. Then, I'll straighten things out a bit with this fucked up Actifed cough syrup with codeine that he buys in Amsterdam. Then I'm gonna hop in my Jeep, put the Cows' cover of the Jesus Christ Superstar song 39 Lashes on repeat at high volume, and start driving west until I get to those crazy flat wide open corn fields that seem like they last forever. I'm not gonna stop until I get to a Dakota - I don't give a fuck which one. Then I'm gonna find me one of those bars where nobody cares who you are and they only have one beer and it's a dollar, and I am going to put a twenty on the bar and tell the bartender to just keep them coming. Eventually, sometime on Sunday, I suspect, I'll find myself in some woman's home and I'll be naked and back on the crank pipe, and that will pick me up just enough for a high speed run back to Minneapolis, where I need to attend a baby shower and then a hip hop show on Sunday evening.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I can't wait to finish reviewing this answer. Then, I'm gonna cut out early and head up to a "friend's" place up north in Coon Rapids. Makes bathtub crank in a shit box manufactured home up there. I'm gonna smoke so much I'll be able to feel my heart beating in my eyeballs and I'll feel like I need to peel my skull back and drag a garden rake across my brain because it itches so much. Then, I'll straighten things out a bit with this fucked up Actifed cough syrup with codeine that he buys in Amsterdam. Then I'm gonna hop in my Jeep, put the Cows' cover of the Jesus Christ Superstar song 39 Lashes on repeat at high volume, and start driving west until I get to those crazy flat wide open corn fields that seem like they last forever. I'm not gonna stop until I get to a Dakota - I don't give a fuck which one. Then I'm gonna find me one of those bars where nobody cares who you are and they only have one beer and it's a dollar, and I am going to put a twenty on the bar and tell the bartender to just keep them coming. Eventually, sometime on Sunday, I suspect, I'll find myself in some woman's home and I'll be naked and back on the crank pipe, and that will pick me up just enough for a high speed run back to Minneapolis, where I need to attend a baby shower and then a hip hop show on Sunday evening.

You drive a Jeep?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I can't wait to finish reviewing this answer. Then, I'm gonna cut out early and head up to a "friend's" place up north in Coon Rapids. Makes bathtub crank in a shit box manufactured home up there. I'm gonna smoke so much I'll be able to feel my heart beating in my eyeballs and I'll feel like I need to peel my skull back and drag a garden rake across my brain because it itches so much. Then, I'll straighten things out a bit with this fucked up Actifed cough syrup with codeine that he buys in Amsterdam. Then I'm gonna hop in my Jeep, put the Cows' cover of the Jesus Christ Superstar song 39 Lashes on repeat at high volume, and start driving west until I get to those crazy flat wide open corn fields that seem like they last forever. I'm not gonna stop until I get to a Dakota - I don't give a fuck which one. Then I'm gonna find me one of those bars where nobody cares who you are and they only have one beer and it's a dollar, and I am going to put a twenty on the bar and tell the bartender to just keep them coming. Eventually, sometime on Sunday, I suspect, I'll find myself in some woman's home and I'll be naked and back on the crank pipe, and that will pick me up just enough for a high speed run back to Minneapolis, where I need to attend a baby shower and then a hip hop show on Sunday evening.

This might have been a great thing to post yesterday, but now we already have a Cliff Yablonski. its redundant. maybe more smillies. you were always good with smillies!

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by evenodds
The only tv shows we never erase:

--8 episode of the Chappelle show (most for the comedy, a couple for the musical guests). We almost always have some Harvey Birdmans around and, before we added HBO on demand, episodes of the Wire.

Here's a shock . . . I am a sports ticket snob. I've sat in lots of different seats for football. Thanks to the generosity of friends, I've watched from the 5th row on the 50, from club level seats at mid-field, and froma stadium suite. But, the best tickets I ever had were my season in the 18th row on the 45. Far enough back to see the entire field, but close enough to see the facial expressions on the losing teams' faces.

RT, don't forget to add the Dirty Dozen Brass Band to your ACL list. Their cover of Ruler of My Heart is a song I listen to almost daily.

Oh god, I forgot that I'm never ever deleting Charlie Murphy/Rick James, ever. Even if I buy the DVD when it comes out, putting it in is just too much damn work.

Craptastic Voyage was on my Tivo for a long long time, and I watched it probably 8 times. Easily my third favorite episode ever, after Splitsville and Vacation. "Frozen Dinner" is also very good, but has been surpassed by their recent work. Stimutacs is a classic on a whole other level. Sealab nuts, go to http://www.pod-six.net

Little snippet of Vacation for you: Party Bear talking to his agent: PB: How can I be broke? I have $6,000,000 in the bank
A: Remember when you bought the six million dollar man?
PB: ohhhhh
A: And he ran away. [beat] They're never catching that guy.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Hockey:
Can only be viewed in person. You cannot understand the speed involved in this game. Nosebleed seats are OK, since you can see the whole play unfold, but sitting by the glass is what really gives you how fast these guys are.

I got "on the glass" tickets to the Wild in a charity silent auction and took my hockey-mad nephew. It was the first live professional hockey game for both of us. As a dutiful aunt, I purchased sodas on the way down to the seats. During the warm-up, one of the players came crashing into the plexi right in front of me. I reacted instinctively and ended up wearing a good bit of my Diet Coke. My nephew still laughs at me about it.

Hockey live is the way to go.

[Shape Shifter]

Are you ever going to post with that sock, or is it for decorative purposes only?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Are you ever going to post with that sock, or is it for decorative purposes only?

Mmmm, decorative santorum...

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Mmmm, decorative santorum...

I never expected santorum to kill the board. Why, some would say it is the very life blood of this place.

Must be the Friday-before-Labor Day-weekend exodus. In friendlier time zones, I suspect the black vodka is already flowing. And the crank.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Cliff Yablonski
You're all fucking full of shit. The music on the radio is fucking awful nowadays. It's just loud crap and a bunch of teenagers yelling. All I listen to anymore are my Frank Sinatra tapes, God rest his soul.

i hate you.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I never expected santorum to kill the board. Why, some would say it is the very life blood of this place.

Must be the Friday-before-Labor Day-weekend exodus. In friendlier time zones, I suspect the black vodka is already flowing. And the crank.

get OFF THRE frucking BOard!!log out NOW THEY ARE REAADING EVEYTHING! EVRERYTHING!

THey know whoe we are - SOMEONE TOLD THEM GONNA KILL THE FUCKING RATNARC BASTATRDR IF I FINFD OUT

oh man theyknow everything a fucking DISASTER PAIgow got out just in time

this is my last poST HOPEFULLY I';MNOT TOOO LAte see you on THE other Side

FLOWER OUT GOOOD LUCK!!!!!

[Santorum]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Are you ever going to post with that sock, or is it for decorative purposes only?

Hi. I'm not a sock, just a lurker who likes to party like Mandy. Except for the chocotinis. Plus I'm a top.