Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
A woman with beautiful legs who hates you or ignores you is not particularly interesting, is she?

I thought you found me fascinating.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
How many woman have many pubes anymore though? I'm being serious. Cosmo leads me to believe we all have brazilians or something close. I don't think I've had a full mound of pubes since the early 1990s.

Cosmo would also lead you to believe that every woman in the country is a size six or smaller. My guess is that women who have pubes outnumber the women who don't probably by a margin of 15 to 1.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I know lots of women who have them who do the same. But my point was that those of us who are naturally large generally don't feel a major need, as I have observed with some newly-done women (especially younger ones), to show 'em to the entire planet no matter the time or place. We know we've got 'em. They've been there since seventh grade for God's sake. No matter what we wear, you can tell we have 'em, all the time. So we don't suddenly flip out and pull a Pam Anderson at, say, work or a wedding.

I agree but I think part of the reason is that after the age of about 22, those of you who are naturally large don't have pretty breasts. Gravity takes it toll quickly on naturally large breasts. Breastfeeding really does a number on them, too.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Not Me
Assuming you don't go big, the point is that they look good in clothes without being obvious implants. They look great in a bathingsuit and lingerie and exceptionally good naked.

And they are fun to play with.

Yes, I'm sure you get very stimulated when someone touches something with so many nerve endings.


They're a novelty. Like strippers and pug dogs -- you don't want one of your own but you'll play with someone else's.

Edited to add: this is not to suggest that I don't enjoy them. I do. And I encourage them on the right girls.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Not Me
I agree but I think part of the reason is that after the age of about 22, those of you who are naturally large don't have pretty breasts. Gravity takes it toll quickly on naturally large breasts. Breastfeeding really does a number on them, too.

You know what? Your sweeping generalizations are just fucking ridiculous. Shut the fuck up.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We may notice, but we don't give a shit. At all.

Agreed. It's not like you're assessing all hair the same. Blond hair on the head can be eyecatching or attractive in ways that have nothing to do with bush. If the two were attractive for the same reasons, a lot of women would be walking around with a close-cropped mohawk right now. Surprise--they're not.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Not Me
I agree but I think part of the reason is that after the age of about 22, those of you who are naturally large don't have pretty breasts. Gravity takes it toll quickly on naturally large breasts. Breastfeeding really does a number on them, too.

Oh ye of little rack. That's only for those too dimwitted to invest in good lingerie starting at a young age.

Take care of them, they'll take care of you. And whomever else you choose.

[Chuck Barris]

Originally posted by Not Me
I agree but I think part of the reason is that after the age of about 22, those of you who are naturally large don't have pretty breasts. Gravity takes it toll quickly on naturally large breasts. Breastfeeding really does a number on them, too.

GGGGGOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG!!!

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Me
Assuming you don't go big, the point is that they look good in clothes without being obvious implants. They look great in a bathingsuit and lingerie and exceptionally good naked.

And they are fun to play with.

Fabulous. We are now debating the with the fake woman about "her" fake fake breasts. I almost miss finding out which NYT op/ed columnists you all are.

[Replaced_Texan]

According to a quiz on a site that appears to be dedicated to a teen aged version of The Rules and may have had some input from the former Ms. Vermont, Katy Johnson, I'm not datable.

Dateless.
The mystery is gone. You've probably told him everything about you so why would he want to see you again? But it's not too late. Start talking less and listening more. Let him bring up things to talk about. Ask him questions about him. Stop talking about yourself so much. There is plenty of time for him to get to know you. Practice thinking about him and take your eyes off yourself so much.

http://www.rudateable.com/quiz.php

ETA: wish, command Flower

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You know what? Your sweeping generalizations are just fucking ridiculous. Shut the fuck up.

Concise and eloquent. thank you.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes, I'm sure you get very stimulated when someone touches something with so many nerve endings.

The breast tissue over the implants still have feeling, numbskull.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
They're a novelty. Like strippers and pug dogs -- you don't want one of your own but you'll play with someone else's.

If you are a guy, I am sure that you don't want a set of them. I like mine. They bounce and jiggle and I like playing with them.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
They're a novelty. Like strippers and pug dogs -- you don't want one of your own but you'll play with someone else's.

Personally, I would rather have my own stripper than play with someone else's. That gets awkward.

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You know what? Your sweeping generalizations are just fucking ridiculous. Shut the fuck up.

bnb

Its a foul truth this sock utters, but most of the board would agree that I am mainly correct when I say that ti hitnk the sock thinks your anger begets jealousy. If you dont believe me, ask Sebby, wherever he is.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Personally, I would rather have my own stripper than play with someone else's. That gets awkward.

Do you mean on the side? I can go with that.

And she's ALWAYS someone else's. In fact, she's everyone else's.