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06-17-2004, 06:43 PM
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#1081
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Attention Coltrane
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A colleague got engaged. We're all loopy.*
*from the champagne. We're disgusted by the engagement.
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You can all just chip in for one of the cake plates. But you'll never get used to her.
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06-17-2004, 06:44 PM
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#1082
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Attention Coltrane
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Originally posted by bill killer
Yes. There was much sport made of the multiple cake plates, given Star's plumpitude, on the radio this morning. The same radio people also said that her fiance had recently had a gay affair (in the sense of man-on-man action, not a lovely party - not that they couldn't be both at once, of course), so naturally there was also discussion of whether she's a beard. They figured that the Jan 1 date was a placeholder for "sometime in 2005".
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I am officially adding "a gay affair" into my lingo. I will use it both ways and leave it to the listener to determine which definition should be inferred.
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06-17-2004, 06:53 PM
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#1083
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Uh, I, too, enjoy that activity.
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Which activity? When you are on the top, or when you are on the bottom?
And I got my shape shafter. There's no way you are getting a smooth transition, no matter how big the breasts are.
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06-17-2004, 06:56 PM
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#1084
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Attention Coltrane
Quote:
Originally posted by bill killer
Yes. There was much sport made of the multiple cake plates, given Star's plumpitude, on the radio this morning. The same radio people also said that her fiance had recently had a gay affair (in the sense of man-on-man action, not a lovely party - not that they couldn't be both at once, of course), so naturally there was also discussion of whether she's a beard. They figured that the Jan 1 date was a placeholder for "sometime in 2005".
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The gay affair coupled with Coltrane and friends' disgust of the affairee's engagement gives me hope. You, me, shifty. Maybe we can show him how that transition thing works.
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06-17-2004, 06:56 PM
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#1085
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Attention Coltrane
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notcasesensitive
I am officially adding "a gay affair" into my lingo. I will use it both ways and leave it to the listener to determine which definition should be inferred.
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I personally prefer saying it'll be a "yabba-dabba-doo time, a dabba-doo time, you'll have a gay old time"
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06-17-2004, 07:05 PM
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#1086
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Attention Coltrane
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
You can all just chip in for one of the cake plates. But you'll never get used to her.
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No no. I like the engagees. We're all just disgusted that people are still choosing to get married.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-17-2004, 07:06 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
And I got my shape shafter. There's no way you are getting a smooth transition, no matter how big the breasts are.
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Sounds like you ordered the MiniShafter by mistake. (Think MiniPod.)
I told SS that it would be a freaking marketing disaster, but noooooooo. He was sure that the replicas for keyring use would take off. Now look at all these returns from unhappy customers he has to deal with.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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06-17-2004, 07:06 PM
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#1088
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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I learned the truth at 17
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
I told SS that it would be a freaking marketing disaster, but noooooooo. He was sure that the replicas for keyring use would take off. Now look at all these returns from unhappy customers he has to deal with.
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But it worked for Rasputin.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-17-2004, 07:09 PM
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#1089
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Moonlighting
I see that Shape Shifter has taken to writing product reviews at Amazon on his off time.
(Spree: Amazon, see especially review by The Good Doctor of Devestation)
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06-17-2004, 07:15 PM
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#1090
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Attention Coltrane
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No no. I like the engagees. We're all just disgusted that people are still choosing to get married.
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Enh. It has its moments.
But you get to have this huge party with booze and invite all your friends and relatives and open bar and music and the after party is even better. And you get some cool and not so cool gifts and then people stop asking you when the fuck are you getting married all the time. That was almost worth it all by itself. People are so stupid.
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06-17-2004, 07:15 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Moonlighting
that is Shape Shifter's associate actually. they go way back. and Shapey and him threw a halloween party together last year. From all accounts, it was a gay affair.
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06-17-2004, 07:40 PM
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#1092
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Who the hell is the market for hello kitty vibrators?
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HK? Tax Hottie? I'll let you answer this one...
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06-17-2004, 07:47 PM
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#1093
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Attention Coltrane
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
. And you get some cool and not so cool gifts and
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eBay is a bride and/or groom's best friend. Mrs. dL and I bought some kick-ass camera equipment for our honeymoon with the proceeds from the sale of crap gifts (crap in the sense that they were not our taste and or something that we wanted) on eBay.
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06-17-2004, 08:00 PM
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#1094
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Attention Coltrane
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
eBay is a bride and/or groom's best friend. Mrs. dL and I bought some kick-ass camera equipment for our honeymoon with the proceeds from the sale of crap gifts (crap in the sense that they were not our taste and or something that we wanted) on eBay.
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We discussed this here before, but my not so cool gifts included some damn old regifts, which I thought was tacky as hell seeing as how I ponied up for the open fucking bar.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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06-17-2004, 08:08 PM
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#1095
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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The Bachelor
I just saw a news item, won't link it here, that the latest Bachelor, Jesse Palmer, and his 22 y.o trophy have called it quits. I'm not sure if I will ever believe in TV love again.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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