Meh.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Oh, and DTB, you looked great sitting behind home plate!

Why, yooooooou.... (shaking fist)!!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Seeing as how I'm working from home today, I'd love it if someone would post a link to a .mpeg of their stuff.

From the review:

"It is such a beautiful experience when someone can accomplish their dreams and it is even better when you can share that experience with family. That's why it is so special to see two twin slut sisters like Cali Marie and Cherish fulfilling their dreams of sucking dick for a living. And this is exactly what Red Light District brings you in this smut flick. That in itself should be enough to check out a porno, but throw into the mix Paola Rey and Nicole Brazzle and things are definitely looking promising"

Wash your hands before you handle Jr. okay?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Is this a recent photo? She is at least getting her figure back. Her hair and style remain shitty. And I won't even comment on her loser husband. Oops! Just did.

US Weekly had some ridiculous article that she's got her figure back with some super exercise regimen. Notwithstanding the fact that you're not supposed to be doing crunches or sit-ups, or much cardio, within 4 weeks of a C-section, I think the article did women everywhere a disservice by not mentioning the tummy tuck and lipo she had the day of the delivery.

I don't feel any need to add "allegedly" to this last sentence -- she definitely had a tummy tuck and lipo, this I know to a metaphysical certainty.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you were/are a guy, I bet fucking you would be like dealing with an hour long "discovery objection" phone call from opposing counsel where you have to go over pointless issues one after another, and listen to meaningless complaints, and meanwhile the file isn't moving forward at all.

Whew. Now that's better.

[str8outavannuys]

I'd love a team. But can we leave Aaron Brooks behind?

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Hey Gatti - the LA Saints?



NEW ORLEANS - The Washington Post reports that the NFL will consider relocating the Saints to Los Angeles if New Orleans is unable to recover from Hurricane Katrina.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Did you see Trebek on Celebrity Poker Showdown last season? We're way behind on that show, so we were watching that one last night or the night before. He really does come off as a pompous ass. I thought maybe that was just his Jeopardy persona. Aren't Canadians supposed to be down-to-earth and friendly folk? Or has my internet girlfriend led me astray here?

Was ANTM not on last night????? Dont tell me what happened. I thought today was Wednesdsay this morning bc the show didnt tape.

Without TV< I would never knwo what day of the week it is.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by bilmore
Fugee says, hi.

Hey! Just because I was gone for awhile.....

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I actually do have the hat still, in a closet (along with the iron chef costumes from a few years back); the moustache has to be real. Any blue blazer with gold buttons would work, I'm not offering mine.

My costume this year is father of a box of Junior Mints. Mrs. Str8 is going as mother of a box of Junior Mints.

Not a picture of my son, but of his costume:

That is really lame. Fatherhood is killing you, man. May I suggest a better costume for TB?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Was ANTM not on last night????? Dont tell me what happened. I thought today was Wednesdsay this morning bc the show didnt tape.

Without TV< I would never knwo what day of the week it is.

It was on. I actually watched it this morning while I was eating breakfast. Check your Tivo for a re-airing. I'm sure they do a couple each week. I think the name of this episode was something like "The Girls Are 40's Pinup Models". The producers or whoever names the shows moved away from the usual "The Girl Who Likes [____]" format.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
advertisement? this doesn't even make sense (and I gave you several minutes to go back and revise it until it did). if anything, my apparent willingness to co-sign loans taken out for the pursuit of lifelong dreams would seem like another check in the "This Chick Rocks" column.

Its about as appealing as a guy with a kid by another woman. Great, he has fathered a kid and is financially supporting it (presumably), but that is less financial support for you and your putative child. Can't quit work. Have that bitch in your life forever.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I bet fucking you is like being a Plaintiff losing a SJ motion- you do all the prep work then you get told it's over with before you get a chance to get going.

This is just pathetic, Hank. Surely the Detroit or Michigan Bars have some sort of lawyer's assistance program, don't they?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't think I'm going to be able to work that into the honeymoon budget, unless we only stay for three nights.

Put it on a card and pay it off with wedding presents. Invite as many jews and italians as you can to your wedding - $$$$$$. Limit wasps and irish - they tend to give you silverware.

Now that I've thrown out that gross generalization (which held treu for my wedding), lemme give you this advice:

Take two weeks and drink, eat, fuck and spend like drunken sailors. You will hopefully never get to do it again for that length of time.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
This is just pathetic, Hank. Surely the Detroit or Michigan Bars have some sort of lawyer's assistance program, don't they?

Grammatical assistance?

Originally posted by spookyfish
Okay, you've convinced me. . . she's had work done on her tits. The horror!

(And I still maintain she looks great, and if she's had work done, it's not terribly obvious to me. She's certainly not "flawless" or fake-looking.)

DId you not see the E! True Hollywood Story? Tommy Lee essentially made her get fakes. I doubt her arm was twisted. Well it wprobably was, but not over the tits.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Britney made me laugh. LOL in fact.

Kevin Federline recently brought home some music he’d recorded and he played it for Spears, according to the new issue of In Touch Weekly.

His efforts were “greeted with hurtful laughter from his superstar wife, who was unimpressed,” reports the mag. “She said his debut CD might sell ‘a hundred, maybe a thousand’ copies if he was lucky,’” an “insider” told the mag, who added, “Kevin looked really hurt.”

BTW, Mrs. dL recently showed me a pic of Brittney walking around in a tank top with her nursing bra, and it's thick, wide straps, hanging out of her shirt. Lovely...