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06-18-2007, 08:43 PM
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#1081
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Youthful follies
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Originally posted by dtb
Were you unable to get married because you didn't live in Massachusetts?
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I think he lives in Massachusetts but pedophilia is still illegal here.
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06-18-2007, 09:28 PM
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#1082
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Location: Flyover land
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Youthful follies
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Originally posted by dtb
Were you unable to get married because you didn't live in Massachusetts?
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Um, and because pedophilia is illegal?
"Expect"? No contact at all?
ETA I'm confused, because it doesn't seem to be his kid? Or, if it is, that doesn't really jibe with what SAM was describing. |
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06-18-2007, 10:27 PM
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#1083
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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A question for the Fox execs
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I carry at least that many in my pocket when I go out for a night of revelry.
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Does your wife pick them up for you at CVS when she snags her tampons?
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06-18-2007, 10:35 PM
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#1084
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
"Wrapped up like a douche", anyone?
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Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.
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06-18-2007, 10:46 PM
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#1085
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.
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I always used to think they were saying "hamburger baby," not "hamburger lady." Just like everyone else, I guess.
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06-18-2007, 11:40 PM
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#1086
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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A question for the Fox execs
Children are a disease.
"Shut the fuck up" doesn't seem to work with little kids.
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06-18-2007, 11:44 PM
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#1087
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A question for the Fox execs
I was thinking about something similar to this the other night. What's the Church's view on female masturbation? The bible's only prohibition on TCBing applies to men ('thou shall not spill his seed in the sand' or some gibberish to that effect). But what about women?
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06-18-2007, 11:47 PM
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#1088
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A question for the Fox execs
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Does your wife pick them up for you at CVS when she snags her tampons?
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For reasons I can't fully explain (not being the most cunning linguist*), "snag" seems really wrong - and not just grammatically - in this sentence.
* I just used a Frank Zappa reference, I think. Or that might be Deep Purple. I always confuse them.
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06-18-2007, 11:51 PM
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#1089
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More updates
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Nicole Ritchie - allegedly pregnant.
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Gas.
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06-18-2007, 11:56 PM
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#1090
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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A question for the Fox execs
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I was thinking about something similar to this the other night. What's the Church's view on female masturbation? The bible's only prohibition on TCBing applies to men ('thou shall not spill his seed in the sand' or some gibberish to that effect). But what about women?
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if you circumcise them young enough, it really isn't an issue?
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06-19-2007, 12:20 AM
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#1091
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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A question for the Fox execs
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
if you circumcise them young enough, it really isn't an issue?
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Apropos of which,
- Routine infant circumcision has been dropping since the 70's but a new study released says it's at an all time low, according to the Associated Press.
The National Health and Life Survey reports that circumcision rates in the United States are now down to 57% among males born. That number is low compared to a whopping 90% circumcision rate in the 1960's. Some states have an even lower amount of routine circumcisions done at the rate of less than 50% of males are circumcised after birth. California has the least amount of newborns circumcised and reported 21% in 2004.
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06-19-2007, 02:04 AM
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#1092
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A question for the Fox execs
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Apropos of which,
- Routine infant circumcision has been dropping since the 70's but a new study released says it's at an all time low, according to the Associated Press.
The National Health and Life Survey reports that circumcision rates in the United States are now down to 57% among males born. That number is low compared to a whopping 90% circumcision rate in the 1960's. Some states have an even lower amount of routine circumcisions done at the rate of less than 50% of males are circumcised after birth. California has the least amount of newborns circumcised and reported 21% in 2004.
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I'm suing my parents for battery - $45 million for unrealized orgasmic potential.
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06-19-2007, 02:28 AM
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#1093
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Location: Flyover land
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huh
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06-19-2007, 03:37 AM
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#1094
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 764
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Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Do you have any asian in you?
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Sounds like the start of a bad pickup line |
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06-19-2007, 10:50 AM
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#1095
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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huh
Yet she doesn't appear to be one of the cougars
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