A frolic in Cambodia

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"Saved" is good.

Billy Elliot was very good. Although I wondered where all the tap and step dancing came from.
Waiting for Guffman was OK. A Mighty Wind is in the queue.

Tonight's Netflix feature is either Whale Rider or A Beautiful Mind.

Several people on the train this morning were raving about Ray. Anyone seen it yet?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Never watched a porno.

Ever.

Traitor.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Now you are just stressing me out. This is my debut painting experience (well, OK, I did once before but I was heavily supervised and it was a long time ago) -- I am not ready to try anything fancy. The kitchen gets little natural light so I will just paint it all the same color. I will be putting up little sample patches to make sure the colors I've tentatively picked out don't look just WRONG, but I'm not getting different colors for different walls.

Be ambitious. Try something new. Go crazy. All you can do is fail, and then you just paint over it and all is forgotten (well, at least by anyone else - you'll still have to live with the failure).

But you can actually get the base, the tints, and a really neat electrical thing that looks like a small outboard motor and mix your own. Then you can add a drop or two of tint while painting to get it just right.

But, also, if there is no natural light then you really do need a new kitchen. I don't know how you can live like that.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Never watched a porno.

Ever.

Me neither.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Me too. But I love cake.

Same here. But I also love pie.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Me neither.

<Insert Boston joke here>

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Never made it that far through a porno?

Me neither.

Does it count if you scan through the annoying talking parts?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Be ambitious. Try something new. Go crazy. All you can do is fail, and then you just paint over it and all is forgotten (well, at least by anyone else - you'll still have to live with the failure).

But you can actually get the base, the tints, and a really neat electrical thing that looks like a small outboard motor and mix your own. Then you can add a drop or two of tint while painting to get it just right.

But, also, if there is no natural light then you really do need a new kitchen. I don't know how you can live like that.

I can see the natural light from the kitchen. We probably have different preferences, and other stuff won out over "having a window in the kitchen" for me.

FWIW, I just want to paint a few rooms as painlessly as possible, and do not want to make it complex. Are you just fucking with me with all this "buy an entire machine" crap? Because that's mean.

gwinky, for a second, due to placement, I read your "same here" as meaning you never watched porn.


ETA why am I even having this discussion with someone who's never watched porn???

[ilikenewsocks]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Me neither.

This is so wrong.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I can see the natural light from the kitchen. We probably have different preferences, and other stuff won out over "having a window in the kitchen" for me.

FWIW, I just want to paint a few rooms as painlessly as possible, and do not want to make it complex. Are you just fucking with me with all this "buy an entire machine" crap? Because that's mean.

gwinky, for a second, due to placement, I read your "same here" as meaning you never watched porn.

You can rent machines.

Why would Gwinky watch porn?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Here, of course. The adult board is not to be used for discussion purposes (you should know this, eh?). And some of us can't access it from work.

Did you only see a half hour because that was enough to satisfy you for the night?

Lesbian porn (or at least this lesbian porn) is, indeed, very different than girl-on-girl porn marketed to straight guys. I only saw the first two segments, and I'm guessing that "How to Fuck in High Heels" is a bit softer.

The first segment was very raw, but at the same time, it could have easily gotten an R-rating based on what you saw. No real nudity, no crotch shots, an occassional nipple shot if someone's clothes moved a bit. There was a lot of talking, a lot more talking than I've ever seen in straight porn (regular or girl on girl). It was essentially one butch woman (wearing green cargo pants, a wife beater, a leather collar, tattooed and very short hair) pounding another woman (painted nails, made up, wearing a black lace dress that sometimes got pulled down past her nipples) with a strap-on on a kitchen table. And "pounding" is almost too soft of a word. The sex was almost violent, though it was clear that both parties were enjoying themselves immensely. They would talk to each other a lot about what they were doing to each other and how it felt, and it was very clear that one was in control over the other.

The second segment involved a plot line about one woman (the one in feminie business attire) needing to pack for a trip, and the other (dressed in a white tee shirt, blue jeans and chaps) conning her into doing a strip tease first. This one was a lot more playful and flirty than the first one, but again, nothing like girl-on-girl stuff I'd seen before. Again, they talked a lot to each other about what they were going to do. The strip tease took a lot longer than it would have on straight porn. What was odd after the woman was naked, I thought, was the simulated blow job on the strap on while the butch woman was clothed, wearing it. I don't see how either party would get off blowing a strap on, but it certainly took a lot of the segment's time*. After that, the femme woman rode the strap-on for awhile to an apparently satisfactory conclusion. Next, she was on her hands and knees, and for a moment, I was a bit concerned that I'd witness a fisting (something my virgin eyes have never seen), because the butch woman put on rubber gloves and fucking the other woman with her hand, occassionally spanking her with her free hand or otherwise grabbing her face. She never got her entire fist in, but it was a hell of a lot rougher than I've ever seen or experienced, but again, they seemed to be having a grand ol time. Eventually, the femme conned the butch woman out of her clothes and they ended the segment with a missionary style fucking with the strap on.

All in all, it was very different. It wasn't nearly as soft and fluffy as straight porn. As I was watching for scientific purposes, I didn't touch the fast-forward button at all, and this may be the very first porn that I watched all the way through. (For comparison's sake, I've been known to rip through 8 hours of porn taped off of an adult channel fairly quickly. I get bored easily watching porn, which is why I have to purge my collection every so often. I was tempted to move along during the blow job and the second strip tease, but for the good of the FB, I perservered in those scenes, and I wasn't as tempted to move along during most of the rest of it.) I don't think I was as turned on as I have been in the straight-oriented porn that I'm used to, but I was sort of intrigued by the rougher handling. The actresses weren't nearly as perfectly proportioned as you would see in straight porn, which may have had something to do with my not being as turned on. (As was, of course, my wanting to actually pay attention for this report.) I imagine that the second half, which is supposed to be more femme-oriented will be different. And this may be the first time that I ever thought that a couple in a pornographic movie was cute. I mean that in a coupley sort of way, not an attractiveness sort of way. I never really get the impression that a guy in a porno is excited to fuck the woman he's with. He just wants to fuck in general, and it really doesn't matter who it is. For whatever reason, these women conveyed that they were into the individuals that they were with, not just the sex.

All in all, it's pretty damned fascinating.

(Related side note: There's a new after-hours club that has porn projected on the walls that's not too far away, and my brother went a few weeks ago. I'd heard that some of the stuff projected was a bit distrubing and I asked him about it. He said, yeah, it was a bit weird (he wouldn't elaborate), but he was even more unsettled by something else. There was a lot of straight up regular porn projected, and he was shocked that straight porn features unsafe-sex. He said that gay porn always features safe-sex, unless specifically marked "bareback." He was very unsettled that straight porn doesn't prominently feature condom use. That conversation came to mind when the rubber glove came out.)

*ETC: I can see (and have given) a simulated blow job on a vibrator or strap on for a guy that you're about to blow, but I don't see what two women would get out of it.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
You can rent machines.

I can think of few things more irritating than a person who recommends more, rather than less, manual labor. In the parlance of Sebby, you are really being a tool.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
This is so wrong.

I've watched porn.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
But, also, if there is no natural light then you really do need a new kitchen. I don't know how you can live like that.

I was going to mention that this statement sounded a bit like it was spoken by an effete liberal snob, but I hate using "liberal" in a slur.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I was going to mention that this statement sounded a bit like it was spoken by an effete liberal snob, but I hate using "liberal" in a slur.

And another thing, about the way you're dressed, what kind of a blouse is that? Is that the kind of thing a lady should wear?






Jesus, people, do I need little bracket/slash things to indicate when I'm not serious!