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taxwonk · 10-27-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
In that post he was wondering about fucking Wonk. Or maybe I read too fast.

I'm not sure he was wondering about fucking me. I read it more as a confession that he's a premature ejaculator.

dtb · 10-27-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Its about as appealing as a guy with a kid by another woman. Great, he has fathered a kid and is financially supporting it (presumably), but that is less financial support for you and your putative child. Can't quit work. Have that bitch in your life forever.

What if that bitch is dead? Does that change your view?

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-27-2005, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm not sure he was wondering about fucking me. I read it more as a confession that he's a premature ejaculator.

It was a shot across the bow... he's testing the waters to see if he can soft swing with you and Mrs. Taxwonk.

tmdiva · 10-27-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
US Weekly had some ridiculous article that she's got her figure back with some super exercise regimen. Notwithstanding the fact that you're not supposed to be doing crunches or sit-ups, or much cardio, within 4 weeks of a C-section, I think the article did women everywhere a disservice by not mentioning the tummy tuck and lipo she had the day of the delivery.

I don't feel any need to add "allegedly" to this last sentence -- she definitely had a tummy tuck and lipo, this I know to a metaphysical certainty.

I won't dispute that she probably had something done at the time of the delivery (which she apparently had because she was afraid of labor--cue Atticus on women and childbirth), but she is also very very young, and young bodies bounce back a lot faster than late-thirties (a la me) or even thirtyish (a la Tomato Basil) ones. Heck, having lived it I can even tell a difference between early/mid and late.

tm

taxwonk · 10-27-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
DTB,

I think Hank was writing about what he thought it would be like to fuck Taxwonk.

I am heartbroken, but you know Hank. His crushes pass in terms of seconds.

FWIW, Taxwonk is all about giving, and a great cuddler. Perfect for a needy, shy, previously hurt lover like Hank.

God bless,
Sebastian

You are so sweet. I think I'm going to cry. Why did we ever let each other get away?

Hank Chinaski · 10-27-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm not sure he was wondering about fucking me. I read it more as a confession that he's a premature ejaculator.

whifffffffffff........

it's me exploring my feminine side. I'm sensitive like that.

10-27-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm not sure how recent this pic is, but it should give Hank a general idea of what to expect on his next visit to Chicago.

I think someon has a new avatar. Except Wonk is more of a goatee, not a full on beard. HE doesnst drive a Harley, man.

Alex_de_Large · 10-27-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Oops! Just did.

Again?

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-27-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
1. He's only reeoch by proxy. He can only spend what he gets in his allowance. Not like any account is in his name or anything.

Bullshit. He is filthy rich by proxy. I'm sure his accounts are growing very steadily with all his little side shit (you know he got paid for that stupid reality show, for example). And I'm sure he siphons off a little here and a little there as well.

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
3. Had.

Her body will be back to normal in no time. And it doesn't look bad in that photo. In fact, I would bet all of Str8's money that her body in that shot is better than yours.

TM

10-27-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
That's my point. Must drive the TiVoheads nuts.

Tivoheads don['t give a shit about hockey.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-27-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Its about as appealing as a guy with a kid by another woman. Great, he has fathered a kid and is financially supporting it (presumably), but that is less financial support for you and your putative child. Can't quit work. Have that bitch in your life forever.

Like Chris Rock said "You don't get any points for that shit.... You're SUPPOSED to pay for your fucking kids, motherfucker!"

10-27-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
How hard is it to set 4 season passes, or just one wish list. Did you learn how to use tivo from paigow?

Excuse me, but I get four daily show reruns a day, plus eight episodes of ANTM a week on different channels (except last night)>

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-27-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Her body will be back to normal in no time. And it doesn't look bad in that photo. In fact, I would bet all of Str8's money that her body in that shot is better than yours.

But who's got a bigger dick?

taxwonk · 10-27-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm not sure how recent this pic is, but it should give Hank a general idea of what to expect on his next visit to Chicago.

The truly funny thing about this is that while you are thinking evrybody's having a good laugh at my expense, we're all just incredibly disgusted and maybe even a little bit scared that you knew so very quickly where to find that picture.

Hank Chinaski · 10-27-2005, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think someon has a new avatar. Except Wonk is more of a goatee, not a full on beard. HE doesnst drive a Harley, man.

Ollie, there are parts of that site that are members only. I'm looking at it for the goof, but not laughing at you/them- promise.

Anyhoo, I was wondering if you could PM me your ID and password.