Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by bilmore
Jesus. Do you get paid per word for briefs, too?
...
(Do you do Nevada?)

See above.

As for Nevada, I do it in all senses. That said, I have no idea what you are asking.

[MisterEbola]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

c) How can anyone not like her - she clearly doesn't take herself seriously and seems genuinely friendly.

You forgot d.

d) She could suck a golfball through a gardenhose.

[SlaveNoMore]

evenodds
Dammit, Flinty. I told you last week "metrosexuality" is passe -- since the NYT featured an article about the lifestyle. The new term is "prosumer."

I don't know what was more disturbing about that article - that the NYT actually did it, or that I have more hair products than the guy in the profile.

Oh, the humanity.

Penske

[ThrashersFan]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,90508,00.html


Spree: SAN FRANCISCO — A chicken that was strapped to 100 helium balloons and sent skyward last weekend in a cruel stunt is resting these days at the city's animal shelter as people vie to adopt her.

My favorite line is: "This is a great chicken, a friendly chicken, a chicken that is ready for a relationship," said Kat Brown, deputy director of the shelter.


Perhaps an entry for the FB motto contest?


Please note that I personally find the activities of the person who put this bird in peril to be revolting and criminal but I couldn't pass on the quote.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Not Bob
If any California lawyers would like to give free advice to me

Thanks to a kind Californian, my questions have all been answered.

Apropos of nothing, if you haven't already looked at the complaint against Vinson & Elkins* on the Texas page, I encourage you to do so. Wow.**

*Yes, I know that they are just allegations. In fact, as a defense lawyer, I look forward to reading V&E's sure to be successful motion for summary judgment, which (via affidavits and depo excerpts) will doubtless show that the plaintiff's claims are meritless, and that this whole thingy is all just a big misunderstanding.

**And by "wow" I merely mean "these allegations, if true, are worthy of an exclamatory remark."

[notcasesensitive]

from e/o (as quoted by Sebby): My favorite reality show, to the horror of all my friends, is: the world poker tour they are currently airing on the travel channel. How could you not watch "Devil Fish" Elliott?!!

Me: I missed this post, but I'm wondering if you started watching in response to my post a couple weeks ago... SO and I love that show (and have started learning TX Hold Em). I saw Devil Fish. He wiped the floor with those other players!

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,90508,00.html


Spree: SAN FRANCISCO — A chicken that was strapped to 100 helium balloons and sent skyward last weekend in a cruel stunt is resting these days at the city's animal shelter as people vie to adopt her.

My favorite line is: "This is a great chicken, a friendly chicken, a chicken that is ready for a relationship," said Kat Brown, deputy director of the shelter.


Perhaps an entry for the FB motto contest?


Please note that I personally find the activities of the person who put this bird in peril to be revolting and criminal but I couldn't pass on the quote.

I would have just pointed and said "ga ga."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Pictures please. I thought she had them removed or shrunken or someting. I know trends are passe, but I dont think breasts are meant to change sized periodically to suit the new fashions.

Actually, there are implants out now which can be inflated and deflated from time to time. She probably has those.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I watched all two hours of the championship last night. It makes me want to learn to play hold-em really well.

Though I am not a gambler, I am going to enter one of those satellite tournaments. It just looks so wild.

My second favorite reality show is on tonight: the NBA draft!

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Boarding House - North Shore: I watched this for the first time last night and found it oddly compelling. The two girls are cute and the one who tries/cares did well in the first tournament, and the one who just parties because she is a "Roxy girl" paid basically to model surf gear sucked, satisfied my sense of justice on one hand. On the other hand, though, I was appalled at the behavior of Sunny Garcia and left wondering how much Mark Burnett paid the guy Garcia assaulted to not sue so that Burnett could use the footage. Garcia's explanation that the guy looked at his wife on the beach somehow in the wrong way is the kind of stupid, male, macho behavior that embarrasses me on behalf of my sex. His wife's response was almost equally moronic, though. If I was the DA in that county, I would charge him to the fullest based solely on the videotape even if the victim wouldn't cooperate.

I am not a reality tv fan by any stretch but I am also compelled by this show. Maybe it's because I know nothing about the surfing scene or maybe it's because I find Holly, the serious surfer, really hot looking.

Regarding Sunny Garcia, I also watched last week and that train-wreck of excessive machismo also picked a fight with some random drunk at a bar. Same crime, leering at the little woman. What I don't get is that his wife is not particularly attractive -- horsey face.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Actually, there are implants out now which can be inflated and deflated from time to time. She probably has those.

Are you kidding? Do you get bike-tire nozzles in place of nipples and carry a tire pump around? How do you get them to deflate? Squeeze the nipple like a pool-toy air-nozzle? What if they made embarrassing farty noises when you deflated them? Or would you just fill them up with something like grape jelly and allow your current fuck to use you like one of those new-fangled squeezy bottles of jelly and make a sandwhich? Most importantly, why would you need to regularly change the size of your tits by inflating and deflating -- and wouldn't it fuck up your date if you went into the bathroom one way and came out the other?

[evenodds]

Until you posted that, I hadn't put the two together. I am a dumbass.

I was in bed alone one night a couple of weeks ago, while the OM was out drinking with his "he-man, women-haters club," and I came across it and was immediately addicted. Once he stumbled in, I made him watch.

I love everything thing about it, from cheesy Vince Van Patten on the sports desk, to the way they pile the money on the table for the last hand.

It's just awesome. We started playing last night because it's addictive.

[Seven of Nine]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Actually, there are implants out now which can be inflated and deflated from time to time. She probably has those.

Really? I'm imagining little settings on the side of some pump's digital computer screen ranging from "men you've never met will smile at you" to "Bunny and the Amazon Queens" to "Coked-up Double-dildo Disco whore at Studio 54" to "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!"

How does this thing work, and where, oh where can one buy it?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Oh, bilmore. If your wife asks "do you like my new shirt?" she means, "why didn't you notice and compliment my new shirt earlier you insensitive asshole? Am I fucking invisible?" She is then wondering if she has become totally sexually unappealing and you are in danger of straying with the babysitter, and the correcting fucking answer is "It's great! You look really sexy in it!"

Typical.

And yez, I know you're joking (or trying to). But this "lie to me" crap that women pull is just so fucking ridiculous that it's not funny (especially coming from a feminist like you).

Don't ask, "Do I look fat in this?" or "Do you like this shirt?" if you don't want to hear the answer. You get compliments when you deserve them, otherwise they are empty and meaningless. And when someone tells you that you look great (clearly I don't mean "you," as in you, but "you" as in anyone) you will know it's true.

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And another thing. Why do people in New York complain so much about homeless people harassing them when the real problem is those fucking jackasses that hand out fliers for some crap store, ask if you like comedy and want to see a show, have some stupid petition to sign, stand on the corner in a spiderman suit with a sign for cheap suits, try to wrangle you into their new bank branch, etc.? These are the people I want to avoid the most. I love when they get pissed when you move your hand to avoid whatever they are trying to put in it. I give them the "kiss my motherfuckin' ass and shove that piece of shit up yours" look as I walk on by. Although I had an ice cream cone today and tried it and I couldn't properly pull off the mean look I wanted.

SD & PJ:


TM

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Who is Heidi?

And why on earth would you consider puffy nipples nice? They kinda freak me out.

Heidi was a co-contestant with Jenna on Survivor. As for puffy nipples, run a search for porn stars Davia Ardell and Alicyn Sterling. Mmmmmnnnnnnn.