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01-13-2004, 06:42 PM
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#1111
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Very perceptive. I think the "stoned" effect was probably caused by the smoking of marijuana.
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I think brownies were involved sometimes.
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01-13-2004, 06:43 PM
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#1112
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
"Come back here so I can spank you." Yeah. that works. Unless you're a partner.
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Or Shape Shifter.
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01-13-2004, 06:43 PM
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#1113
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
*no one has ever said this to me. I'm positively basking.
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Yeh, he's a suck-up.
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01-13-2004, 06:43 PM
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#1114
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Since today's posts are less interesting than my actual job -- a Poll
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Otherwise, the sucking up would be unbearable.
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Paris and Nicky do not appear to suck up much. Not that I am privy to their every waking movement.
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01-13-2004, 06:45 PM
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#1115
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Yeh, he's a suck-up.
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No. A playa. Big diff.
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01-13-2004, 06:48 PM
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#1116
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Or Shape Shifter.
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So he's the former employee you had the bemused reaction to mid-mystery dance. I was wondering, but felt it would be rude to ask.
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01-13-2004, 06:50 PM
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#1117
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
A playa.
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You go girl.
Don't hate.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-13-2004, 06:53 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Big Trouble
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The most trouble I EVER got in when we were kids was the time...
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A friend and I decided to prank call some friends. We did it all the time to the girls in junior high and would actually end up having conversations (because they loved the attention and always knew it was us -- harmless stuff like, "Do you have big breasts and meaty thighs? Oh. This isn't Chicken Delight?"). Then we started doing it to our other friends in a different way.
This is back when you could order things C.O.D. All you needed was an address, name and phone number. We ordered one of our friends all sorts of shit. Magazine and paper subscriptions, makeup, toys, etc. We even volunteered him as a sponsor for an African child. Big laughs once we're done with the actual call, but how long does that last?
So we upped the ante by ordering him a limousine. Then, we went down to his house to see the look on his face when it arrived. This was stupid for a number of reasons. One, he lived in an apartment, so the best we could have done was to see the limo driver buzz the door and get turned away. Two, the limo company called to confirm.
So, there we were, sitting across the street from his house, down the block, where we thought we couldn't be seen. His dad comes out of the building when it was supposed to arrive, looking for a pair of idiots waiting for the car to come. Pinched!
My mother was fucking furious. I had to quadruple my soup kitchen volunteer efforts (which put a huge crimp in my playing sports time) and also had to listen to our friend's mother go off on us. "Did you think that maybe we would like to order magazine's in the future and now we probably can't?"
I thought it was such a big deal back then. Now, the mother overreacted. Our friend didn't think it was all that funny, but he got over it in like a day.
TM
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01-13-2004, 06:57 PM
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#1119
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You go girl.
Don't hate.
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Is playa past its sell by date? Did I say it wrong?
I amend it to "stud." Timeless and universal.
Hint to G3: the difference between suckup and stud is in the reaction. Basking => stud.
(Smooch!)
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01-13-2004, 06:57 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Yeh, he's a suck-up.
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He's sucking up to a Daisy Duke, with bee-stung lips. You're sucking up to a lesbian who isn't interested in you, who will film your every movement until she's sure you're okay.
That's why I asked if it was a reflex.
TM
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01-13-2004, 07:00 PM
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#1121
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Or Shape Shifter.
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Heh.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-13-2004, 07:12 PM
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#1122
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Heh.
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Gwink will be over to tie you up with a telephone cord.
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01-13-2004, 07:18 PM
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#1123
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
He's sucking up to a Daisy Duke, with bee-stung lips. You're sucking up to a lesbian who isn't interested in you, who will film your every movement until she's sure you're okay.
That's why I asked if it was a reflex.
TM
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Holy shit, do you guys never think about anything but sex?!
(Now and then I assume I'm allowed a little tongue-in-cheek complement of our dear Leagl; I'm rather fond of her somewhat imperious self even if we're never going to sleep together. Note: I also do not plan to sleep with SS or PLF but find them amusing! Now go abuse someone else).
G(ee, aren't I sweet?)3
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01-13-2004, 07:18 PM
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#1124
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Gwink will be over to tie you up with a telephone cord.
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[C. Montgomery Burns] Excellent. [/C. Montgomery Burns]
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-13-2004, 07:23 PM
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#1125
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is playa past its sell by date? Did I say it wrong?
I amend it to "stud." Timeless and universal.
Hint to G3: the difference between suckup and stud is in the reaction. Basking => stud.
(Smooch!)
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On the other hand, if you want to tutor me on the fine points of, well, just about anything...
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