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andViolins · 06-26-2003, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I like to respond to calls with an e-mail - something like "You called, what the fuck can I do for you?" People who know me have now come to learn that response time is faster if I neither have to see you nor hear your voice.

So, um, if people want something from you, or need you to do something, they have to use what, telepathy?

aV

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-26-2003, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
You completely forgot to discuss hardness. And inversion versus pencil erasers.

Dude, hardness is generally the same across the board.

As to inversion, I've never seen it and therefore am unable to discuss it.

robustpuppy · 06-26-2003, 06:21 PM

What do you think it means if you dream that you are resisting the amorous advances of one Mr. Brian Dennehy?

I think it means no more mixing beer and Benadryl, but I am open to other interpretations.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 06-26-2003, 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What do you think it means if you dream that you are resisting the amorous advances of one Mr. Brian Dennehy?

I think it means no more mixing beer and Benadryl, but I am open to other interpretations.

A+B=C

(A) Dennehy played Bob Knight.
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(B) Bob Knight said (to Connie Chung?) that women who are getting raped should just lay back and enjoy it.
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(C) You obviously lust after Connie Chung.

lookingformarket · 06-26-2003, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by andViolins
So, um, if people want something from you, or need you to do something, they have to use what, telepathy?

aV

Just a guess, but I think she wants email.

MisterEbola · 06-26-2003, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
A recent Judge Posner opinion begins:

Gotta agree with Posner on page 11. WTF were the insurance companies thinking???? The dude burned down three or four different houses.

Did the insurance inspector not note that most anything of real value was not in the house during the fire (one would expect to see a melted remnant of a TV somewhere in the debris pile)?

ThrashersFan · 06-26-2003, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by andViolins
So, um, if people want something from you, or need you to do something, they have to use what, telepathy?

aV

No, e-mail. I also like e-mails because when someone comes back and says "you gave my Y but I asked for X" I can say "well, let's check your e-mail" because I save every one that comes in and every one that I send out."

Anne Elk · 06-26-2003, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What do you think it means if you dream that you are resisting the amorous advances of one Mr. Brian Dennehy?

I think it means no more mixing beer and Benadryl, but I am open to other interpretations.

I frequently wash down my Benadryl with beer and have yet to meet Mr. Dennehy. You weren't watching F/X before you went to sleep last night were you?

ThrashersFan · 06-26-2003, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What do you think it means if you dream that you are resisting the amorous advances of one Mr. Brian Dennehy?

I think it means no more mixing beer and Benadryl, but I am open to other interpretations.

You are resisting and thus perfectly normal -- at least with regard to this dream. If you were not resisting I would say that it means you would be scratched off my happy-dance list.

NotFromHere · 06-26-2003, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What do you think it means if you dream that you are resisting the amorous advances of one Mr. Brian Dennehy?

I think it means no more mixing beer and Benadryl, but I am open to other interpretations.

It means you're ovulating.

Unless, of course, you're having flashbacks from a party you went to in LA where someone spiked your drink with a ruffie and your subconscious mind remembers trying to fight him off but in your weakened state you gave in to the glorious hunk of a man who ravished you like no one else.

Then again - it could be that beer and benadryl thing.

LessinSF · 06-26-2003, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'd rank them by order of preference as follows:

Color:
1. Brown
2. Dark pink
3. Light pink
4. Almost translucnet pink

Diameter:
1. Slightly wider than a silver dollar
2. Silver dollar
3. Smaller than silver dollar
4. Antartica

Areola:
1. Smooth
2. Minor "bumps"
3. Puffy (sorry, we agree to disagree on this)

Situation:
1. Pointing outward at slight upward angle
2. Pointing straight outward
3. Pointing slightly down
4. Pointing down

S(I think that covers all possible characteristics, Less)D

Excepting for a hair count, I think you got it.

Your compilation reminds me of the Meyers-Briggs personality tests, e.g. "I'm a BFDM (big fucking deal, ma'am)." I think all women should helpfully start using this nomenclature. Thus, the worst description in your world would be 40, 38, 52, A cup, 4434 (pale, misshapen, puffy, and with nugs pointing earthward) nipples.

Ladies, please henceforth use this now-approved tool to describe yourself as appropriate.

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-26-2003, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Excepting for a hair count, I think you got it.

Your compilation reminds me of the Meyers-Briggs personality tests, e.g. "I'm a BFDM (big fucking deal, ma'am)." I think all women should helpfully start using this nomenclature. Thus, the worst description in your world would be 40, 38, 52, A cup, 4434 (pale, misshapen, puffy, and with nugs pointing earthward) nipples.

Ladies, please henceforth use this now-approved descriptive tool to describe yourself as appropriate.

Dude, you just got me spitting diet coke all over my fucking keyboard.

S(hair count? now that's nasty)D

robustpuppy · 06-26-2003, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It means you're ovulating.

Unless, of course, you're having flashbacks from a party you went to in LA where someone spiked your drink with a ruffie and your subconscious mind remembers trying to fight him off but in your weakened state you gave in to the glorious hunk of a man who ravished you like no one else.

Then again - it could be that beer and benadryl thing.

That's eerie. I actually am ovulating.

Interestingly, I once owned a denim shirt that Brian Dennehy wore in a TV movie. An ex bought it at a post-production type sale in LA and gave it to me. For the record, the shirt did not fit the ex, and it did not fit me. I threw that shirt out long ago.

notcasesensitive · 06-26-2003, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's eerie. I actually am ovulating.

Interestingly, I once owned a denim shirt that Brian Dennehy wore in a TV movie. An ex bought it at a post-production type sale in LA and gave it to me. For the record, the shirt did not fit the ex, and it did not fit me. I threw that shirt out long ago.

Phew. For a moment I thought you were going to say:

"That's eerie. I did get drugged at a party in LA."

I always pegged Dennehy for a lech. (alright, I never really thought about it, but it wouldn't surprise me)

Flinty_McFlint · 06-26-2003, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Dammit, Flinty. I told you last week "metrosexuality" is passe -- since the NYT featured an article about the lifestyle. The new term is "prosumer."

E/O, thanks, you're a lifesaver. I think I will refrain from talking without first asking all of you...I embarass myself enough as it is.

Also, you are my new crush, as you seem to appreciate a man (or woman, or metrosexual prosumer) who knows when to go "all in". I'm tempted to enter one of those WPT tourneys when they come around again......

Best,

Flinty