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06-15-2005, 04:13 PM
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#1126
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Who knew?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Having a baby was the most wonderful time of my life!!! What a MIRACLE!!!! I am so HAPPY with BABY! You wouldn't understand. You've never been PREGNANT. It's a MIRACLE!!
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Oh, Coltrane, you just don't know what love is until you've had a child.
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06-15-2005, 04:13 PM
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#1127
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Having a baby was the most wonderful time of my life!!! What a MIRACLE!!!! I am so HAPPY with BABY! You wouldn't understand. You've never been PREGNANT. It's a MIRACLE!!
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Wow, congratulations Coltrane. You should have told us sooner.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-15-2005, 04:14 PM
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#1128
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Having a baby was the most wonderful time of my life!!! What a MIRACLE!!!! I am so HAPPY with BABY! You wouldn't understand. You've never been PREGNANT. It's a MIRACLE!!
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Wait! Those are my lines.
Well, most of them.
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06-15-2005, 04:14 PM
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#1129
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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I want this vibrator
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Did you tip her well?
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"You have gorgeous pubes" gets you an extra $2 in the beaver waxing biz.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-15-2005, 04:16 PM
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#1130
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Oh, Coltrane, you just don't know what love is until you've had a child.
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Miracle of Birth Occurs for 80 Billionth Time.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-15-2005, 04:16 PM
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#1131
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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I want this vibrator
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I busted out My Crabby, gave it a tug and slipped her a clawful. (sounds like someone is spending a lifetime with generic black pubes, sorry)
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not necessarily a lifetime. [where the FUCK is Grey Pubes?!?!]
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06-15-2005, 04:17 PM
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#1132
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Your two cents
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Nick Lachey (bastard stole our table but otherwise seemed quite personable) - 5'9" (I stood right next to him on the way to the bathroom, so this ranks up there with Vince Vaughn on my level of certainty scale)
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NOOOOOOO!!!!! Really? He is no longer hot to me. ![Frown](http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif)
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06-15-2005, 04:18 PM
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#1133
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Your two cents
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
NOOOOOOO!!!!! Really? He is no longer hot to me.
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Maybe 5'10"?
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06-15-2005, 04:20 PM
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#1134
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Your two cents
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Maybe 5'10"?
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Website says 5'10". He does not meet my six foot cutoff. DAMNATION. I guess this will make Commando Boy happy.
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06-15-2005, 04:21 PM
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#1135
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Oh, Coltrane, you just don't know what love is until you've had a child.
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love and fulfillment. Don't forget fulfillment.
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06-15-2005, 04:22 PM
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#1136
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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I want this vibrator
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can you wear a g string with a disco mitt, or are huge ass granny undies coming back? Sebby?
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I'm not talking disco mitt. its really more a mid-80s centerfold look.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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06-15-2005, 04:23 PM
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#1137
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
This year. And, baby, I'm going with the main stage, the second stage, and the circus stage. However, there will be no tents containing bleeding heart bullshit organizations.
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Where do art car camps fall in the spectrum of heart wounds? Cuz I've got friends at those too.
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06-15-2005, 04:24 PM
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#1138
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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For those Wiesayers
For all those who say that she is "stealing" spots from hardworking, male golfers - http://www.pgatour.com/story/8564246 - Michelle Wie earned a spot in the National Public Links Championship by winning a sectional.
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Boogers!
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06-15-2005, 04:25 PM
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#1139
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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New thing for Sebby et al
Want a new challenge? Sudoku! It's like the logic games on the LSAT. Sweeping Europe and Japan, they're not too hard. Kind of like the jumble, for number people.
http://www.sudoku.org.uk/backpuzzles.htm
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06-15-2005, 04:28 PM
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#1140
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Who knew?
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Where do art car camps fall in the spectrum of heart wounds? Cuz I've got friends at those too.
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Art cars are fine, but Lessapalooza does not truck with sanctimonious lectures about the environment from smelly Vegans who think Trippin' is a good show.
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Boogers!
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