A frolic in Cambodia

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Y'all are confusing the hell out of me. Do you mean MY right, or YOUR right? Or Gwinky's right?

Shh. RT is tweaking my nipple.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
From a photography site: "When we see objects with our own eyes the perspective could be represented by the relative size of those objects, especially when two or more objects of the similar size, but on various distance from us, look differently - objects closer to us seem to be bigger, while farthest objects are very small and sometimes vanish in a dot."

B/c the ass is closer than most of the rest of the body, it would appear disproportionately larger than the rest of the body. The ass would be 2 or 3 feet away, while other body parts, e.g., head, arms, etc, would be twice that far, creating the illusion that the ass is much bigger than it really is.

Of course, the guy can compensate for this illusion by having a larger than average dick, which would, relatively speaking, give the illusion of a smaller ass.

So I guess the conclusion is, ladies, that if you choose to be filmed in this perspective, the bigger the dick is, the smaller your ass looks.

Thanks for explaining my joke there, hon, but did you really need google?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Me too. If I were to be tweaking a nipple, it'd be the right nipple.

Are you right handed?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Shh. RT is tweaking my nipple.

You're CHEATING on me???

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Thanks for explaining my joke there, hon, but did you really need google?

No, I was going for the over-explanation-of-optics-that-relates-to-porno joke. Sorry.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You're CHEATING on me???

Hon, if you can bang men on the counter in your den of lust/kitchen, RT can tweak my nipple.

In other words, no. Really, I'm not. RT means nothing to me.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What the hell are you waiting for, man? YOu may find yourself in a situation where you won't even be able to rent one in your hotel room, remember? Get on it while you can. Remember, when porn movies are outlawed, only outlaws will have porn movies.

And the tats are usually in "goth" type, and very hard to read without the HD. I'm just saying.

I'm just not a big porn guy. I prefer just naked chicks or lesbian porn. A cokehead with a mullet sporting a huge raging hard on kinda kills the moment for me.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No, I was going for the over-explanation-of-optics-that-relates-to-porno joke. Sorry.

I'm waiting for G3 to chime in with some suggestions that will so greatly increase the work involved in filming the sex that it will render the parties too tired to have the sex.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hon, if you can bang men on the counter in your den of lust/kitchen, RT can tweak my nipple.

In other words, no. Really, I'm not. RT means nothing to me.

I thought guys didn't count?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Since I haven't seen it, you clearly need a better agent.

Nonsense. Self-distribution is where it's at these days! Cut out the middle man.

If only we can think of a website for her to post it to ....

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No, I was going for the over-explanation-of-optics-that-relates-to-porno joke. Sorry.

I understood what you were going for and I thought it worked pretty well. But, I do not smell as good as many others here, so take my compliment for whatever it is worth.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I understood what you were going for and I thought it worked pretty well. But, I do not smell as good as many others here, so take my compliment for whatever it is worth.

I feel that having my moniker on the series of posts about having been filmed having sex is sort of misleading, as I have never been filmed (as far as I know).

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A cokehead ... sporting a huge raging hard on ...

This is contrary to my limited cokehead sampling. But maybe I just knew the wrong cokeheads. B'nB?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I feel that having my moniker on the series of posts about having been filmed having sex is sort of misleading, as I have never been filmed (as far as I know).

Do you typically check the closet for little red lights?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm waiting for G3 to chime in with some suggestions that will so greatly increase the work involved in filming the sex that it will render the parties too tired to have the sex.

I was just going to suggest power tools again.

Do you have something against power tools?

(But, also, while I'm at it, I recommend good lighting. You've really got to make sure the lights are right before shooting the film. If you're doing stills, I'd use a couple of strobes, one at twice the power of the other, so you get the details in the shadows. If you're shooting super-eight, you may need to have the lights on movable booms and get a couple of guys to manipulate them while you're at it).