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12-15-2003, 11:44 AM
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#1171
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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I've been around for a long long time...
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
THats three in one day. Thank god Penske was here to cover. Dude, Cornhole died in like 1999, its time to hop off his big swinging dick.
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In fairness, word on the street is that Chris London sent Cornhole some of his viagra so the big dick is still schwinging*. Or so Slave tells me. NTTAWWT.
*note: funny use of alternative spelling of swinging-beware of hilarity ensuing.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-15-2003, 11:49 AM
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#1172
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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the big easy leboswki
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Four.
Loden.
So this is a contender. Pesnke? paig's sock? which of these posts wins the award?
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Loden. Nothing beats Loden, unless he had worked in a fuzzy sweater reference, which of course trumps everything.
Hilarity ensuing.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-15-2003, 11:50 AM
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#1173
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Gwyneth Knocke Up
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I've been kayaking WAY too much lately . . .
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Sycophant. |
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12-15-2003, 11:51 AM
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#1174
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Jingle Bells
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I somehow missed this on Friday. Thank you so much. The Erotic Cabaret did not have any jingly thingies (though I was able to pick up some other potentially useful items), so I have been unable to conduct any experiments. Please send me your used sweaty sex socks. I will PM you with shipping info. Thanks in advance!
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1) I have in fact done laundry since that time.
2) My feet don't sweat during sex... |
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12-15-2003, 11:54 AM
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#1175
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Viagra & Sexual Acrobatics
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Originally posted by evenodds
The NYT viagra article was so sad. Are men truly that concernced about the Samantha thing that they think sexual acrobatics are required in a new dating situation?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-15-2003, 11:57 AM
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#1176
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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A few thoughts
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
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12-15-2003, 11:57 AM
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#1177
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Gwyneth Knocke Up
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Has this been discussed? I've been kayaking WAY too much lately and am out of touch with what is going on in the world. This seems to be the most important news as of late and I only heard passing reference. Can someone fill me in?
Also, who is that old mangy dude they found in that hole somewhere in the desert?
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Knocked up and hitched up. She and the Coldplay dude got married a few weeks ago in California.
As for the mangy old dude found in the desert, let me guess.....Jimmy Hoffa?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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12-15-2003, 11:59 AM
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#1178
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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I've been around for a long long time...
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
In fairness, word on the street is that Chris London sent Cornhole some of his viagra so the big dick is still schwinging*.
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Without viagra: schwinging
With viagra: waving or bouncing
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-15-2003, 12:00 PM
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#1179
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Jingle Bells
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
2) My feet don't sweat during sex...
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Pity. I think SS was hoping that they did.
If you have any other garments with sweat from the sex, you may wish to send him those. SS can put bells on them after the fact.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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12-15-2003, 12:29 PM
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#1180
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Jingle Bells
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Pity. I think SS was hoping that they did.
If you have any other garments with sweat from the sex, you may wish to send him those. SS can put bells on them after the fact.
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I'm not very artsy craftsy, but I'm willing to try. I may need several extras, in case I mess up or anything.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-15-2003, 12:35 PM
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#1181
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Speaking of Finches...
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
And here it is. The Slave Not So Inside Inside Joke of the Day That Isn't Really FUnny. Sidd, since you will clearly be seeing him tomorrow in, let me guess, San Francisco?, you oew him a Lestertini. Now we know Lester lives in San Francisco, so I am thinking this could get interesting. The question is, who will be the buffer? Sidd, Atticus, NotFromHere? Do we have to wait for the next SNSIIJofDtiRF to find out?
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Um, no, but thanks for playing. |
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12-15-2003, 12:39 PM
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#1182
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Viagra & Sexual Acrobatics
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Originally posted by evenodds
The NYT viagra article was so sad. Are men truly that concernced about the Samantha thing that they think sexual acrobatics are required in a new dating situation?
A night of amazing passion is wonderful, but I would be rather put out to learn it was the result of a pill.
My best, longest relationships occured when we waited to have sex. I certainly appreciate a good three-month sex odyssey, but for sustained relationships, waiting seemed to be key.
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I'm guessing that, unlike the woman referenced in the article, you've never told a man you barely knew "I can't judge a man until I sleep with him." Or called your friends to report on the sex while he was still in your bed.
Those folks are playing on a completely different ballfield, so I can only wonder what equipment they need. |
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12-15-2003, 12:39 PM
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#1183
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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not really responsive
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Um, no, but thanks for playing.
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Which question was that an answer to?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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12-15-2003, 12:41 PM
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#1184
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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not really responsive
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Which question was that an answer to?
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Pretty much the whole thing. And that was only the first Paigow post. Judging by the series of incomprehensible rants she posted this morning, I'm guessing she had a hell of a weekend. |
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12-15-2003, 12:46 PM
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#1185
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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What's the name of the board?
God, this place has been dismal lately. Here is my effort to help the board today.
First, a photo of Slave's girlfriend, Pink, at her best (?)
And then a photo of Dharma, looking way better than I've ever seen her...
Finally, for Coltrane, here are the twins dressed way beyond their years --
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