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NotFromHere · 07-02-2003, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes, because we produce a singer that makes zillions off gullible Americans, we deserve to be bombed. Shut the fuck up, you stupid crass whiny toad.

Bryan Adams is from Vancouver. Celine Dion is from Quebec. If you knew anything about Canada, you would realize that it would be ridiculous for her to promote a Vancouver bid.

Now I hate them both. But this little tirade is brought to you because I am a card carrying member of the Society of Defensive Canadians and if you threaten violence against my dear country and all its citizens, you must be funny about it. You, my dear, are not funny.

OK, I'm sure most of us didn't know that - some people view Canada as 1 huge province, not bothering to segregate.
We just hear "Canada" and that's all we need. Those of us closer to the border know better.

But what about Triumph? They could have used Triumph. I love Triumph.

P.S. Anyone who has never been to Whistler is really missing a treat. You can ski just about 365 days/year and it's truly beautiful. The snow rocks (except in the summer) and you can keep busy doing other things like mountain bike, golf blah blah blah. Brought to you by the BC tourist commission.

07-02-2003, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Similar to circle jerk (why do I know these things???), although with a bit of incentive. A group of guys sit around a piece of bread and TCB. Each guy jizzes onto the piece of bread upon achieving ecstasy. The last guy to shoot his load must eat the bread. Apparently, there are conflicting issues of being embarrassed/not turned on enough to jizz quickly when surrounded by your pals and really wanting to jizz quickly because snowballing is really not your thing, and you don't really want to "know" your friends in that way.

Each day brings another reason why I need to hang out with a different crowd.

Nasty! Why would you want to force yourself to cum faster. Well I guess there are somethings I will never understand -- part of the great mystery of life.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 07-02-2003, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Bryan Adams is from Vancouver. Celine Dion is from Quebec. If you knew anything about Canada, you would realize that it would be ridiculous for her to promote a Vancouver bid.

DOA is from Vancouver. Joey Shithead would have been the perfect spokesman for the Olympic bid. At least the snowboarders would have dug it.

spookyfish · 07-02-2003, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere

But what about Triumph? They could have used Triumph. I love Triumph.

I love you too, baby. I think you're great.

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-02-2003, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
DOA is from Vancouver. Joey Shithead would have been the perfect spokesman for the Olympic bid. At least the snowboarders would have dug it.

I know and I agree. Do not think I think the Bryan Adams choice was ideal (although they did what was appropriate for the voters, because they won).

And the FBs favorite band, the new pornographers is also from there, I believe.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 07-02-2003, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
And the FBs favorite band, the new pornographers is also from there, I believe.

True; every figure skating routine should be forced to feature a new pornographers song.

evenodds · 07-02-2003, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick And the FBs favorite band, the new pornographers is also from there, I believe.

I thought the FBs favorite band was 2 Live Crew.

Even(or perhaps "me so horny" was the soundtrack for the old days of thong checks)Odds

Flinty_McFlint · 07-02-2003, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
details of a very very strange "game"

I'm hesitant to criticize the sexual practices of others, but this is just wrong. So wrong. Even for a metrosexual.

NotFromHere · 07-02-2003, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds

I thought the FBs favorite band was 2 Live Crew.

Even(or perhaps "me so horny" was the soundtrack for the old days of thong checks)Odds

OK, you made me do this...thong song - only different
(Spree: link contains sound.)

edited for sound warning. e/o

purse junkie · 07-02-2003, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes, because we produce a singer that makes zillions off gullible Americans, we deserve to be bombed. Shut the fuck up, you stupid crass whiny toad.

Bryan Adams is from Vancouver. Celine Dion is from Quebec. If you knew anything about Canada, you would realize that it would be ridiculous for her to promote a Vancouver bid.

Now I hate them both. But this little tirade is brought to you because I am a card carrying member of the Society of Defensive Canadians and if you threaten violence against my dear country and all its citizens, you must be funny about it. You, my dear, are not funny.

Ah. I didn't realize Canadians utterly disown artists from other provinces. In that case, Britney is not our fault.

NotFromHere · 07-02-2003, 03:29 PM

SANTIAGO, Chile, July 2 — A huge, gelatinous sea creature found washed up on Chile’s coast has stumped scientists, who have sent samples to a specialist in France for help in identifying the mystery specimen. (Because France is expert in gelatinous sea creatures?)
The dead creature was mistaken for a beached whale when first reported last week, but experts who went to see it said the 40-foot-long mass of decomposing lumpy gray flesh apparently was an invertebrate.
The round leathery substance looks like a mammoth jelly fish and is about as long as a school bus.
Giant octopus live at a depth of up to 9,500 feet and only rise to the surface when they die. Specimens have been known to be as long as 30 feet.
There was speculation that the mass might be a whale skin, but Cabrera said it was too big and did not have the right texture or smell.
cool pic here

evenodds · 07-02-2003, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere

OK, you made me do this...thong song - only different
(Spree: link contains sound.)

That link is a riot.

I have a friend who dances exactly like that.

Replaced_Texan · 07-02-2003, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
Ah. I didn't realize Canadians utterly disown artists from other provinces. In that case, Britney is not our fault.

Uh, I think her point was that anyone with a basic understanding of a) geography, and b) either Brian Adams or Celine Dion, would understand why painting with a broad "Canadian" brush didn't work.

NotFromHere · 07-02-2003, 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
That link is a riot.

I have a friend who dances exactly like that.

Hopefully not that fat. And not wearing a thong.
I love the part where he looks into the camera, wiggles his ears and tongue.

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-02-2003, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Uh, I think her point was that anyone with a basic understanding of a) geography, and b) either Brian Adams or Celine Dion, would understand why painting with a broad "Canadian" brush didn't work.

Actually, my point, such as it was, was that it makes me mad when ignoramuses talk about bombing a place that I care about. I'm just a little (overly) sensitive about it. Of course if it's done in a funny way, it makes me laugh so I don't care (see South Park).