Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[NotFromHere]

Especially in Oklahoma.

OKLAHOMA CITY, July 2 — An Oklahoma man arrested on suspicion of beating his wife faced year in prison and a fine. But when he spit in an arresting officer’s face, he got a life sentence instead, officials said on Wednesday.

they call it wife beating there, spousal abuse everywhere else

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes, yes, yes. I have a Soul Cracker g-string, although I am not wearing it today. I also have seen Flickerstick live and missed Harlow because I think I was sick or something (also, I hated Harlow, but Mr. Kiss wanted to see them). Bring back Bands on the Run.

I caught a portion of Last Comic Standing. It was the portion where spike was crying. WTF? Her argument re "people don't think I'm funny" seemed so absurd given that she was a fricking mess. No one really finds blithering basket cases funny.

Soulcracker's last album, the one with the Bee on it, is actually quite good, and I listen to it once a month or so. Sutton has a good voice. Sadly, 'Cracker broke up shortly after the show ended. I saw Ramsey and AP working on the crew at Coachella. I see Flickerstick's album in record stores every so often, but I've never been tempted to buy it. Josh Dodes was a classmate of mine in college, and saw him perform once there. I think they're probably the most successful of the groups, in their own kinda grass roots way.

I think I've seen enough to make predictions for Last Comic Standing.

Ralphie: 1-1
Tess: 2-1
Dave: 5-2
Rich: 3-1
Cory: 9-2
Rob: 6-1
Dat: 6-1
Geoff: 10-1

Here's my guess. Dat gets voted next week. He chooses to challenge Geoff, and beats him despite the disadvantage of having to go first. Just a guess.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Actually, my point, such as it was, was that it makes me mad when ignoramuses talk about bombing a place that I care about. I'm just a little (overly) sensitive about it. Of course if it's done in a funny way, it makes me laugh so I don't care (see South Park).

I saw two absolutely brilliant South Park episodes last week. The Civil War Re-enactment episode, and the "Scott Tenerman Must Die"/Cartman buys the pubes episode. Until recently I'd only watched SP intermittently since the first season, but damn Matt & Trey have been doing a good job. So any SP fans here? What are your top 5 SP episodes?

[evenodds]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys

I saw two absolutely brilliant South Park episodes last week. The Civil War Re-enactment episode, and the "Scott Tenerman Must Die"/Cartman buys the pubes episode. Until recently I'd only watched SP intermittently since the first season, but damn Matt & Trey have been doing a good job. So any SP fans here? What are your top 5 SP episodes?

Among my top 5 are:

* the lesbian substitute teacher, when all the boys decide to become lesbians
* the sex education class, when mr. garrison teaches kindergartners about the "dirty sanchez" among others
* towlie
* big gay al's animal rescue

[fufu]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm hesitant to criticize the sexual practices of others, but this is just wrong. So wrong. Even for a metrosexual.

Euuuk. Very icky. What is it with guys and their bodily fluids?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by evenodds
Among my top 5 are:

* the lesbian substitute teacher, when all the boys decide to become lesbians
* the sex education class, when mr. garrison teaches kindergartners about the "dirty sanchez" among others
* towlie
* big gay al's animal rescue

Towelie - for sure.
Big Gay Al's big gay boat ride
Mr. Hankie
underwear gnomes ( hysterical )
the one where cartman turns into a vietnamese prostitute.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by evenodds
Among my top 5 are:

* the lesbian substitute teacher, when all the boys decide to become lesbians
* the sex education class, when mr. garrison teaches kindergartners about the "dirty sanchez" among others
* towlie
* big gay al's animal rescue

*underwear gnomes
*cartman gets an anal probe
*the first respect my authoritae episode with the big wheel police-cartman
*first Timmy episode (with garage band and benefit)

Actually I think they are all good. The movie was my favorite comedy movie of all time. The plot. The character development. The Music Numbers!

(seriously, I really did think the movie was well done)

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by evenodds
Among my top 5 are:

* the lesbian substitute teacher, when all the boys decide to become lesbians
* the sex education class, when mr. garrison teaches kindergartners about the "dirty sanchez" among others
* towlie
* big gay al's animal rescue

I had heard of southpark but not watched it some years ago when a friend told me I would appreciate it so I should watch it. The very first episode I ever saw was the big gay al episode. If it were actually possible to fall on the floor laughing, I would have. I never have seen the complete lesbian substitute one but I did see them licking carpets and was wondering what the hell was going on, until someone in the episode explained they wanted to be lesbians.

I can't really list 5 favorite episodes, I haven't watched it in a while, but for the most part, whenever I do, I find it very funny. The movie was hilarious.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

*underwear gnomes
*cartman gets an anal probe
*the first respect my authoritae episode with the big wheel police-cartman
*first Timmy episode (with garage band and benefit)

Actually I think they are all good. The movie was my favorite comedy movie of all time. The plot. The character development. The Music Numbers!

(seriously, I really did think the movie was well done)

The movie was excellent. What was the name of the operation? We tried to think of it the other day and couldn't.

Did you see the Timmy episode with the Crips and the Bloods? Classic.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by evenodds
The movie was excellent. What was the name of the operation? We tried to think of it the other day and couldn't.

Did you see the Timmy episode with the Crips and the Bloods? Classic.

Operation Human Shield - to which all the blacks were assigned. Followed by Operation get behind the darkies, I believe.

Edited to add that I do not make a habit of memorizing these things - I just watched the movie recently and that stuck in my head.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Edited to add that I do not make a habit of memorizing these things - I just watched the movie recently and that stuck in my head.

A propos of GWNK, Canada Day, Vancouver 2010, and the rain we're getting in DC -- thanks Bill -- I saw a woman carrying one of these today:

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I saw two absolutely brilliant South Park episodes last week. The Civil War Re-enactment episode, and the "Scott Tenerman Must Die"/Cartman buys the pubes episode. Until recently I'd only watched SP intermittently since the first season, but damn Matt & Trey have been doing a good job. So any SP fans here? What are your top 5 SP episodes?

Good pick str8, I've always enjoyed SP.


That Scott Tenerman episode was one of the sickest episodes I've ever seen. Absolutely hilarious.

[Cartman] "Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! [starts licking Scott's tears off his face] Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness!"

I also liked Cripple Fight, Butters' Very Own Episode, Chicken Pox and Hooked on Monkey Phonics (because, well, it had a monkey that played drums and masturbated).

[notcasesensitive]

reality blurred -

Four Big Brother 4 cast members will be surprised to learn that their exes are joining the cast too. The cast will be told of the twist on the first day, but there's no word when the exes will be brought in. "[N]one of the houseguests knew their former mates were screened as possible...participants," Entertainment Weekly reports. And producer Arnold Shapiro says, ''It will be a really unpredictable situation. Maybe they'll be happy to see the ex who broke up with them, or maybe it's someone they are dreading to see. It's going to be the most turbulent, unpredictable time -- not only at the end of the first show but in the days and weeks to follow." The cast moves in on Friday but the show won't begin until a week from today, Digital Spy reports, which would likely mean that the cast is currently sequestered, or else they'd be learning about the twist now.

me -

How bad would it suck to get into a house where you are sequestered like that only to learn that you are stuck there with an ex who hates you? Maybe some of these folks will be begging to be voted out...

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
reality blurred -


How bad would it suck to get into a house where you are sequestered like that only to learn that you are stuck there with an ex who hates you? Maybe some of these folks will be begging to be voted out...

That wouldn't be as bad as being sequestered with an ex that you have NO interest in, who desperately wants you back. At least if you both hate each other, you can manage to stay away and say mean things behind each others' back - that's fun.

The other way, you're stuck in mindless, endless conversations with a person you now hate who just wants to know why you don't want them/love them anymore. Ewww. That would REALLY suck.:smash:

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
That Scott Tenerman episode was one of the sickest episodes I've ever seen. Absolutely hilarious.

[Cartman] "Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! [starts licking Scott's tears off his face] Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness!"

Oh, god, THAT was the Scott Tenerman episode - that was friggin' hilairous.

I personally loved the Butters and the Token episodes of the recent ones. The Santa/Blackhawk down episode almost made me pee when Santa started saying "ya know, I think we should remember someone very special today - his name was Jesus, and he died for me..." They did that sleigh-crash scene almost shot for shot from the movie - and pretty well, too.

I can really only speak to the recent ones, since, I've discovered, my favorite South Park episode is whatever one I've seen most recently.

And the "eat with your ass and shit out your mouth" one? And the "shit-meter" one where it kept track of how many times someone said "shit"? I ADORED the shit-meter one. And the priest who goes to the Vatican to ask them to stop molesting boys and discover that the heads of the Church actually worship a giant spider from outer space?

And, of course, Starvin' Marvin.