Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Pretty much the whole thing. And that was only the first Paigow post. Judging by the series of incomprehensible rants she posted this morning, I'm guessing she had a hell of a weekend.

If you cannot comprehend them, just PM me so I can explain them to you so we don't have to bore everyone with the minute details of what should be our private convo. Oh, you are embarrassed to be the slow one. I see. Well, I will nutshell it for you. YOu see, Slave often posts inside jokes that are fairly obvious to ousiders such as myself, and they usually arent very funny so it makes one wonder why they are posted at all. Bc this is a unique strain of post, I decided an award was appropriate. As an avowed Non-Scroll and Poster bc of the time involved, I just replied as I saw these posts. Who knew that Slave would pop out an unprecedented four or five of these type posts in one day? And the Lestertini is a special cocktail that is really strong that is purchasd by Lester for his would be victims. Since I cannot really award a prize to Slave besides the honor itself,it seemed a fitting prize, especially since Lester would no doubt invite himself along, and bc you guys are in Frisco. NTTAWWT. A threesome is really nothing but a twosome with an added cooter thrown in to make it seem less gay, right?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by evenodds
The NYT viagra article was so sad. Are men truly that concernced about the Samantha thing that they think sexual acrobatics are required in a new dating situation?

A night of amazing passion is wonderful, but I would be rather put out to learn it was the result of a pill.

My best, longest relationships occured when we waited to have sex. I certainly appreciate a good three-month sex odyssey, but for sustained relationships, waiting seemed to be key.

Have you ever gone on a date or just gone to someone's house knowing you were going to have sex with that person that evening? Its a bit unnerving... in a good way.

I, like most people in such situations, brought a bottle of wine or went out for a drink to unwind both parties' nerves and this seemed to work perfectly. If viagra works for someone, who am I to judge? I like a little drink beforehand, some guy likes a pill... is there really that much difference.

Oh, and I agree witht ehc chick in the article who said you don't really know whether it will work with someone until you have sex with them. If the sexual chemistry is absent, the relationship is doomed.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
God, this place has been dismal lately. Here is my effort to help the board today.

First, a photo of Slave's girlfriend, Pink, at her best (?)



And then a photo of Dharma, looking way better than I've ever seen her...



Finally, for Coltrane, here are the twins dressed way beyond their years --

Those are really excellent pics, ncs! Sure makes the board less dismal. Got anything to add from realityblurred? If so, be sure to circulate a memo and throw in a little shampoo.

[Shape Shifter]

Dating can be so difficult when both parties are busy professionals. Why not go for someone with plenty of time of his/her hands? Unfortunately, Susan Smith is no longer participating.

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[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who knew that Slave would pop out an unprecedented four or five of these type posts in one day?

Slave continues to raise the bar on his efforts, while PLF continues to lower his. No one ever said the world was a fair place.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Those are really excellent pics, ncs! Sure makes the board less dismal. Got anything to add from realityblurred? If so, be sure to circulate a memo and throw in a little shampoo.

I could tell you all about the Survivor finale last night, but since no one cares, I have not.

Your discussion with Slave and Less and Sidd is riviting. Really. Continue.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Oh, and I agree witht ehc chick in the article who said you don't really know whether it will work with someone until you have sex with them. If the sexual chemistry is absent, the relationship is doomed.

I agree with Sebby about agreeing with the chick in the article EXCEPT that you know if you have sexual chemistry with someone long before you have sex with them.

What you don't know until you have sex with someone is whether or not it'll be any good. Which sadly has little to do with sexual chemistry.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
If you cannot comprehend them, just PM me so I can explain them to you so we don't have to bore everyone with the minute details of what should be our private convo. Oh, you are embarrassed to be the slow one. I see. Well, I will nutshell it for you. YOu see, Slave often posts inside jokes that are fairly obvious to ousiders such as myself, and they usually arent very funny so it makes one wonder why they are posted at all. Bc this is a unique strain of post, I decided an award was appropriate. As an avowed Non-Scroll and Poster bc of the time involved, I just replied as I saw these posts. Who knew that Slave would pop out an unprecedented four or five of these type posts in one day? And the Lestertini is a special cocktail that is really strong that is purchasd by Lester for his would be victims. Since I cannot really award a prize to Slave besides the honor itself,it seemed a fitting prize, especially since Lester would no doubt invite himself along, and bc you guys are in Frisco. NTTAWWT. A threesome is really nothing but a twosome with an added cooter thrown in to make it seem less gay, right?

You need a new vibrator.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Have you ever gone on a date or just gone to someone's house knowing you were going to have sex with that person that evening? Its a bit unnerving... in a good way.

I, like most people in such situations, brought a bottle of wine or went out for a drink to unwind both parties' nerves and this seemed to work perfectly.

I thought the wine was intended to overcome any barriers to entry that the girl might erect, no? NPI.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I could tell you all about the Survivor finale last night, but since no one cares, I have not.

Your discussion with Slave and Less and Sidd is riviting. Really. Continue.

WHat part did you enjoy? The Loden curtains? Who was buying whom drinks? I think the reason you cannot appreciate these posts is bc you are a newbie. And you always will be.

bust out the surviovor finale stuff. beats the shit out of pics of melanie griffith and a couple of mallchicks.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You need a new vibrator.

Or a new set of tits.

[Dave]

Originally posted by evenodds
a good three-month sex odyssey

That would be a great movie title.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
God, this place has been dismal lately. Here is my effort to help the board today.

First, a photo of Slave's girlfriend, Pink, at her best (?)

Pink looks like she beat the shit out of a six-year-old girl on her way to her ballet recital and mugged the kid for her outfit. WTF?

And she's been wearing a bucketload of neon lately. This is one 80s trend that was unflattering then and, unless you long to look like a Nerf ball, has no redeeming value now.

[Dave]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I could tell you all about the Survivor finale last night, but since no one cares, I have not.

I didn't watch the Survivor finale, fitting squarely in the category of people who don't care.

But good grief. I had the misfortune of watching about 20 minutes of the CBS Early Show this morning (lost the remote), and they must have mentioned the show and the winner at least 15 times, not including the commercials for Letterman etc. What a bunch of whores.

Dave

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Dave
That would be a great movie title.

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