It's all about me

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think after NFL games, the losing team should have to blow the winning team.

ETA after everyone has had a chance to shower.

I'm sure that Jeff Garcia will be OK with that, but what will his female friend think?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think after NFL games, the losing team should have to blow the winning team.

ETA after everyone has had a chance to shower.

I wouldn't be against that. Every game would be played [ahem] harder than the playoffs.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Can you explain the following preferences to me?:

Height: 4' 0" - 6' 0"
Weight: 100 - 130 lbs
Hair: no preference
Eye Color: no preference

Why would he list 4' - 6' as his preference? Shouldn't he just say "no preference" like he did with Hair (I assume he'd like his female to have some and he doesn't care what color it is)?

I bet he wouldn't be so happy with a bald, 130 lb, 4' tall female.

TM

He's saying he doesn't want anyone fat and he doesn't want anyone more than 6' tall because that will be too much taller than he is. Or, it only goes up to 6' for women.

Basically, he's saying as long as you are fairly to scarily skinny, nothing else matters. Gotta love it.

Anyway, Slave is your buddy -- surely you know whether he's OK with bald shorties? A bald head seems like a good choice for resting a drink on -- less slippery.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
A bald head seems like a good choice for resting a drink on -- less slippery.

I would think a bald head would be MORE slippery since there is no traction. Besides, that's what a RACK is for, right?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I would think a bald head would be MORE slippery since there is no traction. Besides, that's what a RACK is for, right?

What do you have, an industrial-strength afro? Soft shiny straight-ish girl hair is slippery.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
A bald head seems like a good choice for resting a drink on -- less slippery.

Doesn't he say he's like Floyd from True Romance? (I'm not going to go back and read the ad again). He probably can't see you anyway from all the smoke in the room, so bald wouldn't matter. Just don't condescend him. He'll fuckin kill ya.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What do you have, an industrial-strength afro? Soft shiny straight-ish girl hair is slippery.

No, I have a RACK. Don't you remember? You wanted to touch it?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think league meetings should consist of tickling contests.

TM

We do that at the Board Meetings. It's one of our perks.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
No, I have a RACK. Don't you remember? You wanted to touch it?

But no chick tall enough to use the rack as a drink holder can have tits big enough to hold a drink and meet his weight requirements.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
But no chick tall enough to use the rack as a drink holder can have tits big enough to hold a drink and meet his weight requirements.

Did you just call me Canadian?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Did you just call me Canadian?

Mmmm, maple-flavored TITS.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
We do that at the Board Meetings. It's one of our perks.

I think your board meetings should consist of naked jello wrestling.

TM

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by Anne Elk


CNN Breaking story here

That is so hot!

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Did you just call me Canadian?

Fun with punctuation:

Did you? Just call me, Canadian!

Did you just call? Me Canadian!

Did you, just? Call me Canadian!

Did you just call me, Canadian?

Did you? Just call me "Canadian."

And so on. I don't know why this amuses me so.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by the Spartan
That is so hot!

Is that the same one that you were recommending rub her ass into her dad's crotch? What is with you and the incest thing lately? Should we be calling child services re: your kids?