Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Man, New Yorkers are fucked up. Here, it's more like "Oh, good idea! Let's put all the toys in a big communal circle!"

Confidential to Sidd Finch: Get your brat's grabby paws off my kid's Tonka, or I'll have the Berkeley posse give you a beat-down that would make the LAPD give a low, impressed whistle. It'll look like the scene from "A Clockwork Orange," but they'll be singing "Michael, Row the Boat Ashore."

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I call cool whip.

I'll take Grey Poupon. I'm weird that way though.

(love the grey poupon...)

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I call cool whip.

I would've figured you'd go for the 'tang.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Have you tried shaving?

Speaking of which, in honour of the Tour d'France and the fact that I have started wearing a kilt on a semi-regular basis, I shaved my legs yesterday.

Carry on.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'll take Grey Poupon. I'm weird that way though.

(love the grey poupon...)

I'll take the Steak n' Shake Frisco Melt.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Speaking of which, in honour of the Tour d'France and the fact that I have started wearing a kilt on a semi-regular basis, I shaved my legs yesterday.

Carry on.

first of all, I get the Tang. It reminds me of college - tang and tequila (remember those days...when you could afford alcohol, but not mixer?)

Second - never name your kid Penske or Sybil - same effect.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'll take the Steak n' Shake Frisco Melt.

Since no one has it yet, I'm on the Klondike bars.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'll take Grey Poupon. I'm weird that way though.
(love the grey poupon...)

Weird on so many levels.

Maille is much better (on food, anyway).

E/O

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
(remember those days...when you could afford alcohol, but not mixer?)

Why waste money on mixer?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
in honour of the Tour d'France

Dude, you're so mangling a bunch of languages in that clause.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Speaking of which, in honour of the Tour d'France and the fact that I have started wearing a kilt on a semi-regular basis, I shaved my legs yesterday.

Carry on.

A fine step up from the dated "business casual," I think.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Dude, you're so mangling a bunch of languages in that clause.

gratsie, mon amigo!

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
INDIANAPOLIS — Estel Wood "Ed" Kelley, co-chairman of The Steak 'n Shake Co. (SNS) and a food industry executive credited with introducing Americans to brands such as Tang, Grey Poupon mustard and Cool Whip, has died. He was 86.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,91240,00.html


In his honor, we must all involve one of his food inventions in our next sexual foray.

I'm adding some pearl onions.

Estel Wood Kelly Article (words, words, words)

Thank god he didn't invent tobasco.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why waste money on mixer?

Because tequila is undrinkable otherwise (for me at least - it makes me barf).

In other news...for those of you who have not had enough Simon Cowell...

NEW YORK, July 7 — With his new dating game, “Cupid,” Simon Cowell may have everything going for him but timing. The “American Idol” villain premieres “Cupid” on CBS this Wednesday in the midst of a desultory summer of reality programming. There’s a glut of series, none particularly good and none breakout hits.
THE DANGER FOR Cowell is getting lost in the quicksand - that viewers numbed by “For Love or Money” or “Paradise Hotel” won’t give his program a chance.
After having seen several American networks initially pass on “American Idol” before it became a hit, Cowell — never afraid to offer his opinion, anyway — is confident of this one.
LOSERS ON PARADE
Cowell brings one of the most compulsively watchable aspects of “American Idol” to “Cupid.” Just as the Fox show gives you a chance to cringe at, or mock, embarrassingly bad singers, “Cupid” will let you see all the losers that try to date Ms. Right.
Don’t expect wine and roses, romantic nights shown with a soft-focus camera lens.
“I know what the dating scene is like in real life,” Cowell said. “Unfortunately, it’s not medieval castles and red rose ceremonies. I wish! It’s not. It’s about humiliation and ego and jealousy - all those things I think we understand.”

losers on parade...I love that line - full story here

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I would've figured you'd go for the 'tang.

Please. That would be crass.