A frolic in Cambodia

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Where can I get some of this grainy videotape?

I'm not sure that you want to see SD fucking...

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Anne, who is your avatar?

Joanna Cameron, as Isis, from that most excellent 70's tv show. Right up there with Emergency!

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A cokehead with a mullet sporting a huge raging hard on kinda kills the moment for me.

It's funny, Mrs. Dangerfield was complaining about this very thing the other day...

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Gattigap
In his defense, it is just one key off, and you guys had some sort of nipple-squeezing threesome going on.

But don't let this deter you. More book reports, please. After all, it appears that some number of us have never seen them, and we need the education.

yes, because all of you guys are going to become lesbians...

[NotFromHere]

For those of you who missed your chance last year (they actually sold out. How does that happen?) Bottles of Turkey & Gravy soda and Green Bean Casserole soda sit at the Seattle headquarters of Jones Soda Co. on Nov. 5.

But last year's unexpected success of the Turkey & Gravy Soda means another round of bizarre food-flavored soft drinks. As an added bonus — they're calorie-free.

This week Jones Soda Co. launches a full meal deal of five Thanksgiving soda flavors, from the bile-colored Green Bean Casserole to the sweet — but slightly sickly — Fruitcake Soda. Last year's Turkey & Gravy is also back on the menu.

If you think it sounds less than appetizing, you're not alone.

"Oh, man, I can't drink that!" cries out company chief executive Peter van Stolk, after pouring himself a drink of mashed potatoes.

To banish the buttery aftertaste, he recommends a chaser of Cranberry Soda, the only one of the holiday bunch that doesn't make you want to pick up a toothbrush.

Drinking last year's savory Turkey & Gravy was no picnic, either, but that didn't stop people from clamoring for it, pushing bidding on auction site eBay Inc. up to $63 for a two-bottle set.

Calorie- and carb-free, vegan and kosher
This year Jones plans to produce up to 15,000 five-packs of the 12-ounce bottles, which come complete with utensils (a straw and a toothpick). The sodas may not be as satisfying as a real holiday meal, but they can boast being both calorie- and carb-free, not to mention vegan and kosher.

Beginning Thursday, they'll be on sale at some Target Corp. stores throughout the country, and at other retailers, for between $14.95 and $16.95, with proceeds benefiting Toys for Tots.

For a good cause.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
RP??? *sniff*

Sorry, RT, typo. That's what I get for multitasking...

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does this effect linger after the cokehead has kicked the coke habit? Because that would explain someone I once knew.

(It wasn't me. Really.)

Cokeheads kick the habit? Go figure...

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Scratching isn't very cute, either.

I like the biting, but not the scratching. Hair pulling is a definite yes.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I like the biting, but not the scratching. Hair pulling is a definite yes.

I learned a long time ago that there is a significant difference b/w nipple biting and nipple nibbling.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
OK. Regularly and "publicly" coiffed.

If that doesn't resolve the question, please tell us the name of your salon together with your answer.

Given the subject matter, it's crucial that there be no spelling errors in this post.

Well done, sir.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have never gotten the man hit in groing by football joke*, so that's appropriate.

I think it's a Simpsons episode, but I've never seen it, and it seems to be the type of thing that does not bear explaining.

I thought it was a Brady Bunch. Peter has a date with cheerleader. Greg and Bobby are playing catch, Bobby overthrows Greg, Peter gets hit in nads "Oh, no my balls!"- and has major bruising- Cheerleader dumps him. He learns lesson about superficial appearances.

[Dave]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've watched porn.

I'm a little late to the party, but ...

Board motto!

(hi, Anne & G3!)

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Dave
I'm a little late to the party, but ...

Board motto!

(hi, Anne & G3!)

Hi!:hi:

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That doesn't really resolve the question. Though I suppose if it's coiffed* regularly, it's probably less clenchable.

*is this pronounced the same way as "quaffed"? Iiiiinteresting.

Isn't someone going to go for the cheap queef joke here?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
It's funny, Mrs. Dangerfield was complaining about this very thing the other day...

God I wish. I've setttled into the suburban haze of alcoholic soft middle age.