New Fashion Board 10-3-2003 - 11-7-2003 - Page 83

leagleaze · 10-10-2003, 05:37 PM

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You are welcome. Any time.

Oh BTW, just so you know, and in the interests of helping you with your many self-esteem problems and deficiencies, some of the kids you were in 3rd grade with thought you smelled funny sometimes. Or even a lot of the time.

Oh...so that's why I had no friends.

I can't imagine it is any fun doing this with someone who keeps agreeing with you.

I am more interested in the shoe story. My God, the horror. Were they nice shoes? Can they be salvaged? Who would do such an awful thing as deface shoes?

NotFromHere · 10-10-2003, 05:38 PM

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Now now leagl, I think everyone will agree I am mainly correct when I say you are lying about this. Maybe to yourself as well, in an effort to bolster your feeble self-esteem and keep those self-loathing feelings buried, but lying all the same.

I can't bring myself to say something graphically loathsome about how turned on you would be by Jessica whoever and Britney. Sorry.

Nah. I think Wonk's right on this one. If either one of them opened their mouth to say words (and with that grating, nails on the chalkboard baby voice of theirs) that would kill the moment.

ltl/fb · 10-10-2003, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Oh...so that's why I had no friends.

I can't imagine it is any fun doing this with someone who keeps agreeing with you.

As fun for me as for anyone.

NotFromHere · 10-10-2003, 05:39 PM

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This is excellent, because S^2 has a newfound love for Tigers!

I sense romance!

You not saying that StickShifter would cheat on Montecore are you?

Shape Shifter · 10-10-2003, 05:39 PM

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Nah. I think Wonk's right on this one. If either one of them opened their mouth to say words (and with that grating, nails on the chalkboard baby voice of theirs) that would kill the moment.

Some things would be worth ramming a spike though your eardrums, Equus-like. This may be one of those things.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-10-2003, 05:40 PM

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Bitch, please (Or Bitch please if you're ABBA) not with a 10 foot pole. Not even with your pole.

Look, both chicks are dumb as oxen, but ya gotta admit, objectively, Simpson is pretty damn attractive. And Britney looks like you could bounce silver dollars off every inch of her.

leagleaze · 10-10-2003, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Look, both chicks are dumb as oxen, but ya gotta admit, objectively, Simpson is pretty damn attractive. And Britney looks like you could bounce silver dollars off every inch of her.

Sure, I can appreciate a fine body as much as the next person. Doesn't mean I want to fuck them though.

Edited to say silver dollars? You bounce silver dollars off women?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-10-2003, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze

I can't imagine it is any fun doing this with someone who keeps agreeing with you.

But let me assure you it's loads of fun for everyone else!

E/O: Have people stopped raving about your ass? Was that you on the bicycle next to Penske?

Shape Shifter · 10-10-2003, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And Britney looks like you could bounce silver dollars off every inch of her.

Heh.

NotFromHere · 10-10-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Sure, I can appreciate a fine body as much as the next person. Doesn't mean I want to fuck them though.

Edited to say silver dollars? You bounce silver dollars off women?

It's like Vin Diesel. Nice bod - real nice bod. Talks like a guy with a 6th grade ejukashun, bad accent, ugly face, unfuckable.
Repeat for Fred Durst.

ThrashersFan · 10-10-2003, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Look, both chicks are dumb as oxen, but ya gotta admit, objectively, Simpson is pretty damn attractive.

Her husband must be sticking around for a reason, and it ain't her brains, homecooking or ability to get her clothes into the hamper. This is one show you people talk about that I have actually watched and from what I have seen she is otherwise a royal fucking pain in the ass whiny little prima donna. It also looks like she came of age, got married and totally let loose -- getting drunk and serial fucking.

He's no dummy -- he's on the road and probably can get some free ass anytime he wants so he does and then returns to Jessica until it becomes totally apparent that her career will go nowhere and he won't make money off of her and then he leaves. But for now, he gets to fuck her which probably isn't bad if she keeps her mouth shut.

Shape Shifter · 10-10-2003, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Simpson is pretty damn attractive.

And her scentless Santorum is fresh as pure-driven snow.

Gattigap · 10-10-2003, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Look, both chicks are dumb as oxen, but ya gotta admit, objectively, Simpson is pretty damn attractive. And Britney looks like you could bounce silver dollars off every inch of her.

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Edited to say silver dollars? You bounce silver dollars off women?

Inexplicably, I now have a mental image of Sebby as Mickey Rourke.

Tyrone Slothrop · 10-10-2003, 05:57 PM

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This is one show you people talk about that I have actually watched and from what I have seen she is otherwise a royal fucking pain in the ass whiny little prima donna.

For the record, I have no idea who or what you all are talking about.

purse junkie · 10-10-2003, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's like Vin Diesel. Nice bod - real nice bod. Talks like a guy with a 6th grade ejukashun, bad accent, ugly face, unfuckable.
Repeat for Fred Durst.

Except that Fred Durst has a hideous bod, too. Halle must've been truly desperate to piss off Eric to kiss that gross pig.