Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre - Page 83

bold_n_brazen · 06-15-2005, 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Don't like it or do like it? I thought bnb was saying she'd give up the bourbon and blow for just a lot of oral sex (receiving)? But, honestly, I wasn't paying super close attention. And I know not of a stereotype involving black women and oral sex, so there you go.

I was saying that I've got an overage of bourbon and blow usage in my lifetime, but I've definitely got a deficit in the oral sex column (receiving). I'd just like to even things out.

I'd also like to fuck Angelina Jolie. She's superhuman.

Tyrone Slothrop · 06-16-2005, 01:05 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's a little egghead for my taste, but I'm dumbest. Your mileage may be different.

http://allintensivepurposes.blogspot.com/

OK, I promise more Brad-and-Angelina content for you.

Stolen Fork · 06-16-2005, 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was saying that I've got an overage of bourbon and blow usage in my lifetime, but I've definitely got a deficit in the oral sex column (receiving). I'd just like to even things out.

I'd also like to fuck Angelina Jolie. She's superhuman.

Yes, she is.

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-16-2005, 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
The flipside of the stereotype of black men NOT wanting to perform oral sex is that black women are always demanding oral sex. This stereotype, like many of them, seems to have some basis in fact, based on my experience.

You just made me recall my favorite line from True Romance, spoken by Samuel Jackson: "I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat evvvverything."

Otherwise, I rate this thread a tepid C+.

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-16-2005, 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by Stolen Fork
You're just like Paig-fucksome-poor-bastatd-crap. I will bet anyone 10-1 that you're some FAT fuck who wishes you looked 1/18 as good as your avitar.

All this blow and bourbon, I'm calling bullshit No woman, half her fucking grain in salt would have to announce their shit to the world. So. Take your big fat fucking ass and cry over it. Tear.

Keep up the facade. We LOVE it. Good for the boards.

You really ought to see someone about the multiple personalities. But keep it up. Its good for the boards.

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-16-2005, 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
And she's fantastic in bed.

No shit, but how's her ass hair?

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-16-2005, 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Yeah, well, those guys are stupid. Tongues, and what can be done with them, rock.

I have terrible pains in my TMJ, which are aggravated to no end by oral sex. I shit you not; if I go down on a chick for an extended period of time, my jaw aches like a motherfucker for a day afterward. I was considering suing my orthodonist for malpractice, but the statuts of lims has run...

ThurgreedMarshall · 06-16-2005, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
The flipside of the stereotype of black men NOT wanting to perform oral sex is that black women are always demanding oral sex. This stereotype, like many of them, seems to have some basis in fact, based on my experience.

Thank god we have someone who can fill us in on the applicability of various stereotypes. Where exactly have your studies taken you? Can your experience help us determine the veracity of the stereotype about Asian men's penises? What else you got? I bet you can clear up a lot of problem areas for people.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-16-2005, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Poor Jennifer Aniston. Quite frankly, i cant believe my goddess, Angelina, is going around saying she and Brad didnt hook up bc she wouldnt do it with a married guy bc her dad cheated. The cheating I can maybe forgive but the lying is unacceptable.

Angie, Aaaangie! In an interview in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair, Jennifer Aniston reportedly blames Angelina Jolie for the breakup of her marriage to Brad Pitt. "She told [writer Leslie] Bennetts she did want babies with Brad, and that starting a family wasn't the issue," a source told Page Six. "The issue was Brad cheated … and she is appalled by the 'family photos' [of Pitt and Jolie] coming out in W." (Page Six)

I dig Angelina. She's as hot as it gets. And I enjoy the movies... BUT why is this shit newsworthy? Why does anyone give a fuck what two vacant Hollywood twats and pretty boy do? Write me when one of them is caught fucking a goat on Rodeo Drive. Otherwise, I'd prefer to see these people in the only place I should see them - their fucking movies.

This celebrity gossip/adulation reminds me of those people at Dead shows who'd blather about whether Bobby was on a macrobiotic diet or Jerry had bought a house in Maui. Who the fuck cares? I came to see an Other One and hopefully a Black Peter. I don't care what these people do personally.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 06-16-2005, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I was considering suing my orthodonist for malpractice, but the statuts of lims has run...

2. My ortho fucked up my shit so badly...my dentist says my jaw hurts sometimes b/c the ortho misaligned it. Fucker. 15 years after the fact...

I have no problem giving oral, though.

spookyfish · 06-16-2005, 10:34 AM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone else having trouble accessing it for the past couple of days? It pretends to load and then I have a white screen. Flinty?

Mine seems to be loading okay, but for some weird reason I'm not getting email lately. There may be something wrong.

I mean, besides the fact that I don't have many friends.

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-16-2005, 10:34 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. My ortho fucked up my shit so badly...my dentist says my jaw hurts sometimes b/c the ortho misaligned it. Fucker. 15 years after the fact...

I have no problem giving oral, though.

I also had a terrible tooth grinding issue in my past. They think thats part of it (wore off a bit of enamel) And I have impacted wisdom teeth that haven't been taken out, which they say aren't a huge deal, but could be causing some of the pain.

bold_n_brazen · 06-16-2005, 10:41 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I also had a terrible tooth grinding issue in my past. They think thats part of it (wore off a bit of enamel) And I have impacted wisdom teeth that haven't been taken out, which they say aren't a huge deal, but could be causing some of the pain.

Wow. Thank you both for taking a thread about oral sex that was already boring and making it even duller.

Alex_de_Large · 06-16-2005, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have terrible pains in my TMJ, which are aggravated to no end by oral sex. I shit you not; if I go down on a chick for an extended period of time, my jaw aches like a motherfucker for a day afterward. I was considering suing my orthodonist for malpractice, but the statuts of lims has run...

There are some pains that are just plain worth sucking up for the Greater Good.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 06-16-2005, 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wow. Thank you both for taking a thread about oral sex that was already boring and making it even duller.

Actually, wisdom teeth are sometimes described as an example of a "vestigial" trait that may be disappearing from our species via evolution, although there are others that argue that recent changes to softer diets requiring less use of the teeth can be the source of third molars becoming useless and problematic in many humans. Alternately, it is possible that wisdom teeth were useful when it was common for humans to have lost several teeth to decay by the age when they appear.