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Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 10-27-2005, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I've heard of being an individual with regards to style, but what is up with that t-shirt?

It looks a bit like the stuff my friend (okay, technically little brother of close friend) sells through his website. (spree: music site, safe as can be).

Str8, the stuff comes in baby sizes and bibs.

Socals, check out Buddy! Excellent originals, and a nice cover of "Milkshake." And his band features Cousin Oliver. How can you top that?

ltl/fb · 10-27-2005, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Why, is Federline now looking to impregnate Demi's daughter Tallulah?

That was Ashton, not Kevin. Ashton's prettier.

str8outavannuys · 10-27-2005, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
To my knowledge, I just made up the term Tofurky Day. I like. Even if someone else has, I did not have it in mind at the time of use and therefore have not violated any copyrights (but perhaps a trademark violation).

It was me that had Tofurky chorizo. ncs was having no part of it. Pretty amazing stuff actually, as scary as it sounds. Indistinguishable from actual chorizo other than the lack of animal goo oozing from it.

We've got to go to La Parilla sometime for their queso fundido with chorizo and fresh flour tortillas--- never will so much grease taste so delicious.

10-27-2005, 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So visual gay namecalling is okay, but written gay namecalling is not okay.

This humor thing is quite complex.

OK, then. Not bears per se but pudgy hair balding men being compared to Wonk . The pics may or may not come from a bear site. NTTAWWT. I got a straight vibe from Ollie's Wonk portrait

10-27-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is it a "special" camp? Since the oldest one is 17 and all.

Sorry Paigow, but this kills me. The fact that he has 10 Yankees caps and is from Fresno and has probably never been to NYC ought to be enough to get this guy's ass kicked - and yet I'm still waiting.
Some people still believe he's a better-than-average looking guy. I don't see it. He's better have quite the anaconda to make up for that face.

God. He looks like Johnny Depp was put on a stretch machine to make his beautiful features long, narrow and distored, then dipped in Crisco, which is keeping him from opening his eyes all the way. STOP IT

LessinSF · 10-27-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
It looks a bit like the stuff my friend (okay, technically little brother of close friend) sells through his website. (spree: music site, safe as can be).

Str8, the stuff comes in baby sizes and bibs.

Socals, check out Buddy! Excellent originals, and a nice cover of "Milkshake." And his band features Cousin Oliver. How can you top that?

Is this spoken in Pauly Shore voice, buuuuddddiiiieee (with rising inflection?

ltl/fb · 10-27-2005, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
God. He looks like Johnny Depp was put on a stretch machine to make his beautiful features long, narrow and distored, then dipped in Crisco, which is keeping him from opening his eyes all the way. STOP IT

In the picture on the left, KF looks a little like the oldest brother on 7th Heaven.

10-27-2005, 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It may be a knitting circle, but for Paigow 2005, it is one where, if she lets her guard down for a second, she'll feel the sting of a needle being buried into her her back.

As for my occasional use of sexually explicit terms and phrases, you know that I only do so in a post-modern meta-satirical sense, and I am aware that you know that. And I would bet that you suspect that I am so aware, thus making your protestations ring rather hollow. Don't you think?

Why would I fear people putting a needle in my back when they have been plunging them in my eyes for years?

I don't think.

10-27-2005, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
We've got to go to La Parilla sometime for their queso fundido with chorizo and fresh flour tortillas--- never will so much grease taste so delicious.

Is thie part of your Lose Weight With the Wife plan? I think you may need to go to your brother's Camp for Young Fats.

Fugee · 10-27-2005, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Hmm. I've lost track then. I thought he was involved in the St. Paul team with Bill Murray and a few other guys. Where's bilmore when you need him?

Mike Veeck is still one of the owners (perhaps the principal owner) of the St. Paul Saints. Their games are a lot more fun than major league baseball games, though the quality of baseball is somewhere below a AAA minor league team.

A couple years ago he took time off to go around the country while his daughter still had her eyesight (she has retinitis pigmentosa).

ETA: I forgot to scroll then post.

NotFromHere · 10-27-2005, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
God. He looks like Johnny Depp was put on a stretch machine to make his beautiful features long, narrow and distored, then dipped in Crisco, which is keeping him from opening his eyes all the way. STOP IT

Dipped in Crisco. Ha. You have such a way with words.

Paris with Stavros. Not an Olsen twin to be seen. Engagement ring officially gone. He is so much hotter than the other Paris.
And what the hell happened to her knee?

Seems he's over his midget-heroin-addict-with-an-eating-disorder phase.

Penske_Account · 10-27-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dipped in Crisco. Ha. You have such a way with words.

Paris with Stavros. Not an Olsen twin to be seen. Engagement ring officially gone. He is so much hotter than the other Paris.
And what the hell happened to her knee?

Seems he's over his midget-heroin-addict-with-an-eating-disorder phase.

What's the scoop on Nick and Jessica?

NotFromHere · 10-27-2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
What's the scoop on Nick and Jessica?

Can't you read the tiny headline? They're done.
Brooke Shields is pregnant again. Maybe this time she won't get the post partum.
Angelina Jolie wants to adopt another balding baby.
And Kate Moss is out of rehab.

10-27-2005, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Can't you read the tiny headline? They're done.
Brooke Shields is pregnant again. Maybe this time she won't get the post partum.
Angelina Jolie wants to adopt another balding baby.
And Kate Moss is out of rehab.

Is Angie preggo? Are they engaged? I heard n Letterman they were?

Othewise, please stick to interesting celebrities (ie people who had done something to warrant the interest). Exception to rule is stories on Paris/Tara/Whoever gaining or losing a shitload of weight.

Fugee · 10-27-2005, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I bet fucking you is like going out on a recruiting lunch with a candidate who has grades that don't really cut it, but she is a relative of a friend of one of your partners, and the place you having lunch has good food and the candidate is kind of hot, but then just as you get your food you remember that you have a conference call scheduled for a pretrial conference at 1:00, so you get up and apologize and sprint all the way back to the office, and it is a hot day and you are all sweaty, and then you realize that the conference call is actually tomorrow.

Suddenly this story makes sense....

For 6 months, 'lawyer' lived a lie

A woman armed with a fake law school transcript conned her way into a job at Minnesota's largest law firm, working for six months as an associate attorney before she was discovered, a spokesman for the firm said Tuesday.

The woman's ruse fell apart as her colleagues at Dorsey & Whitney began to question the quality of her work, said Tom Tinkham, a partner at the firm.

"We got on to her because we were dissatisfied with the work that was being done," Tinkham said. "There were some basic things that she just didn't get."

http://www.startribune.com/stories/462/5689697.html